Wazir-Ruqqu-Jodha: Sabne aaj kiya Jalaal ko halaal!

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Maar Diyaa jaaye
Ke chhod diyaa jaaye,
Bol Jalaal... aaj teraa kya haal kiyaa jaaye?😎


Scenario 1

After all the dukhi-aatma ranting and " i-want-begum-ka-sammaan" essay , Jodha was back to her 'Ghrinaa' mode. Bechaare Jalaal ko ittna sunaaya , ittna sunaaya jitnaa Jalaal ne apne poore khaandaan se nahiin sunaa hogaa. She was so hateful, spiteful and furious that Jalaal ko aaj pataa chal gayaa ki RAJPUTANI hotti kaun hai. She actually told Jalaal - Keep your questions and unsaid sorry to yourself and GET THE HELL OUTTA MY SIGHT!😆... Aur Shahenshah-E-Hindustan apne hi mahal ke ekaantwaas se baahar nikaal diye gaye.🤣... Javeda is so right, man. Ye himaakat apni gustakh Jodha hi kar sakti hai. Abbhi punishment khaarij hui nahiin and madam ne apne shauhar aur Baadshah Jalaal ko usi ki banaayi hui jagah se baahar nikaal diya.

Result: Frustrated Jalaal.


Scenario 2

Welcome, welcome, Wazeer Saahab. Aaj toh aapne bhi behti Ganges mein handwash kar liyaa. As soon as Wazeer puttar saw that Jalaal is soft, guilty, confused and giving him rights to speak, uss bande ne binaa voice raise kiyye Jalaal ka cooking oil nikaal diyaa. You cannot keep on playing innocent-guilty and all that jazz as per your whims and fancies. Revise the Mughal Law Code, and RELEASE Jodha Begum and Amer Gang right away!... Kya majaak lagaa rakha hai! Aaj isspe shaque hai, kal usspe shaque hai - uff! ... Best was when Wazeer uncle was like - Dude! You are the king of India! Ek hi galtee repeat karte rahoge!... Naalaayak! Get an eye surgery done for your eye of justice!

Result : Babyface Jalaal.


Scenario 3

Ruqqu! Lagta hai aaj Jalaal ka din hi kharaab tha.😆... Ruqqu was like , main peecche kyun rahoon? And after Jodha told Jalaal to get lost, Ruqqu was back to her " Aakhir aapne Jodha se Nikaah kyun kiyaa?" and Jalaal repeated his ghissu-pittu answer for the nth time!... She even suggested that he should send Jodha back to Amer as she cares two hoots about him!... Poor Jalaal!... He walked away with a pichkaa-hua-mango face. And am telling you this- Ruqqu will keep asking this question till the date Jalaal does not give her the TRUE answer. Ruqqu ko aaj bhi Jalaal-Jodha ki actual equation pe doubt hai. That is why she behaves extra crazy with Jodha and keeps reminding Jalaal that Jodha will never love him.

Result : I -need- a- taill-maalish Jalaal.

Phew! What a day for Mr.Jalaal. Aaj ussko kisi ne nahiin chhoda Jis-jis ke haath lagaa , ussne Jalaal ka marmalade banaaya... its ok though... Karmic law works pretty fast in Jalaal's case.🤣...but hey, the boy is learning. He had the DIGNITY &GUTS to accept that he was wrong , to openly applaud and thank the Rajputs, to appreciate Hameeda and gang's wisdom for making him see reason. ...for an emperor to accept his mistakes and rectify them in public is a sign that the person can be humbled... apni galtee maan lenne ke liye bhi jigar chaahiye hotaa hai...and i loved how Jalaal's affection for Maan Singh is back..No matter how much Jodha was seething under the veil, Maan was proud of Jalaal...you could just see it.

And the look that Jalaal gave Jodha when she stormed out of Diwan-E-Khaas - to the look that he gave Ruqqu... indicates that when love blossoms for JJ, Ruqqu will sniff it like rose and khas-khas. ... Jo sawaal Ruqqu baar baar Jalaal ko poocchti hai , uskaa jawaab UNDER CONSTRUCTION hai.

Jodha's anger and hurt over Jalaal is justified because the wounds run deep and she made it clear today that Jalaal will have to trek mountains to get into her good books. Still, its good that she got to know from Hameeda that Jalaal is Jalaal because of his upbringing. And if you want to change a person... it takes time, patience, perseverance , faith and forgiveness.

Saleema? She wanted to disappear the moment she felt that Jalaal was here to demand conjugal rights. She doesn't love Jalaal, she has no wifey or even emotional feelings for him. There is only respect and regard - her heart is still with Bairam and there is no place for Jalaal. Am not reading too much on Jalaal because i would rather wait for tomorrow's episode. He is testing her , of course... because the killer of his child can only want two things - Jalaal or Jalaal's baby as both mean imperial power.

P.S- Javeda is so innocent and juvenile. What bad karma did she ever do to get a hubby like Adham and a saasu-maa like Maham?... Lovely girl and her purity shows in how she fangirls over Jodha and her own saasu ma Maham. 😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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baby face😛
paka hua mango👏

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Originally posted by: smile.sara

baby face😛

paka hua mango👏

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Thank you. Jalaal ka aaj buraa haal kar diyaa sabne.😆... Hameeda and Jodha were even doing backbiting!😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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luv u madam ...aapne bechaare jalaal ki vyatha katha sab keh di ...kuch nhi bacha hamare liye ...
but aaj sabne jalaal ka proper wala band bajaya h ...but gud ki jodha made it clear is jalaal has to chabofy lohe ka chana to manofy his roothi hui rajputani
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: MoronsKiMallika



<font color="#000033">Thank you. Jalaal ka aaj buraa haal kar diyaa sabne.😆... Hameeda and Jodha were even doing backbiting!😆</font>

kya jodi h saas bahu ki ...dono mil ke jalaal ki burai karte h ...=))
ps ..madam ur dp ..shez just so pretty ...
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Originally posted by: sona_naksh

luv u madam ...aapne bechaare jalaal ki vyatha katha sab keh di ...kuch nhi bacha hamare liye ...
but aaj sabne jalaal ka proper wala band bajaya h ...but gud ki jodha made it clear is jalaal has to chabofy lohe ka chana to manofy his roothi hui rajputani


Thank you. Oho, it was Karma's express service to Jalaal and he needed all this bashing , so that he does not repeat the same mistake.😆... Jodha kahaan maanne waali hai - maan jaane se pehle hi ek aur jhagdaa ho jaayega Jalaal se.Fighter couple!🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Mast Post !! Brilliant 👍🏼 👏

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Posted: 12 years ago
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👏👏👏...phew. I just can't stop applauding your post today Vicky...👏. You are THE best👍🏼😳.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Fabulous post...😊
You summed up beautifully 👏
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: MoronsKiMallika



<font color="#000033">Thank you. Oho, it was Karma's express service to Jalaal and he needed all this bashing , so that he does not repeat the same mistake.😆... Jodha kahaan maanne waali hai - maan jaane se pehle hi ek aur jhagdaa ho jaayega Jalaal se.Fighter couple!🤣</font>

Fighter couple ...=))
did i say ever u r d most hilarious writer i ve ever seen ...na hi maane jodha to achha ...jalaal ko bhi pata chalna chahiye ki usne kise n kitni gehri chot di h

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