Waka……………amazing..how suddenly ranbir is compared to veteran nawab in ghatiyapan acts.
Now beta biru...try as hard as you can but you can never ever match the badtameezi of khaandani nawab. try ur hands on following:
1. try going to a nightclub drunk, crotch grab someone else's girl . in other words, insult a woman.
2 i know ur college days are over, but u still young, start harassing girls and get thrashed for it. remember harassing is a serious crime. btw..the thrashing will stop once they find out you belong to some khaandani family.
3.thrash a journalist.
4 get eloped, produce 2 kids, and dump ur wife and kids, for some firangi bimbo. cheat. this one is easy for u babe.
5.become an arrogant ass and lock ur account after u dump ur wife so she cant access any money.
6. kill protected animals.
7..when ur daughter is a teenager, get back in headlines, thrashing condoms with a young bird.
8. keep the temperature going by inflicting urself with a knife and get an ugly daag ..i mean tattoo..of a young bird.
9throw a mukka at a senior and get arrested for it.
10. keep making fool of urself, whether walking the red carpet, getting slapped by like of natalie portman...yada.
right now you are doing ok…all this banging with kats and dips, its all good and healthy…but throw in some insult as well…like abusing/insulting women. Just follow nawabs doing.
Don't worry fool, …no matter how evil your acts are, once you hit 50, get settled all will be forgotten and forgiven, chances are you will be loved and worshipped.
Continuing with my bakwaas…roll eyes..thank god at least u know u doing bakwaas bri….
hey…to the member I cannot remember the name …but how about the one who carries ..w t. behen…sig..brilliant!
caught ur say in that unpopular opinion topic, you fell for shiney ahuja once ….guess what..me too. aa gale lag jaa..🤣
Seriously after seeing him in gangster..i prayed to god pls send one ahuja for me, I don't mind a shiney in my life. Hard crush I had! De deh bhagwaan.
While bhagwaan was at it….shiney made balatkaar headlines. Imagine what I went thru. Phir seh prayer: "rukh ja bhagwaan…matt bhej balatkaari koh"
Dashed.😔
Looking at saifs attempted shaitaanis…..sahi kaha tha gabbar singh neh:
"bach gaya sala…balatkaari bante bante"
Ohhh and
as for you kat i came to know recently that:
u don't have a culture, mum, dad, familiy, ghar, desh, accent, acting, expression, passport, KHANDAANI NAAM,..which you can brag about, acting blood, yada..yada...yeh kya..tu toh bhikari nikkali………………….wait a min……
all you have/had...THE NUMBER ONE TAG OF BOLLYWOOD!
kat babe…log yahaan is number one kya nahi karte…wow….you won it easily!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha…for past couple of days..i am seeing jalan ki boo….here, lets embrace the young lovers…the young birds….let go of aunty/granpa couples….ur time is up!
its time for new breed...katran, randips, shailea, sonaran...to rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO BIRU…GO KAT, GO RANVEER, GO DIPS, GO ILEANA, GO SHAHID!!!!!!!!!!
ooppss..and one of the most underated couples of bollywood. akki and twinkle...wonderful jodi. muhaaa!
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