Letters to Bollywood Fairy Godmother

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Saw it somewhere and thought it was pretty fun...
Plus I really dont have anything better to do nowadays due to holidays
So here I go
Dear Bollywood Fairy God Mother

Please Stop these Filmmakers from trying to make everything so epic and make them create sone realistic and relatable fims.
Tell people in Bollywood that there are genres apart from Romance, Comedy and Action.
Can you please stop tge up and coming actors and directors who have one sucess from getting so overhtped that they become crazy abd start making shitty movie sth
Last but not the least dont ignore talented actors for years and then throw them some random awards to tell them you havent forgotten them.
Yours
Kabir

Got any pet peeves about bollywood Too?? ( come on you know you do)

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Dear Bollywood Fairy Godmother ,

Please stop the PR teams from spreading the link up rumours before the release of a film and break up rumours soon after.
Nobody falls for it anymore...

Yours sincerely,
Lunza
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Posted: 12 years ago
#3
FG,

Put a stop to Ranbir's philandering pichkari.
Give Katrina the ability to emote.😆
Give Vidya Balan a better fashion sense.
Put an end to Sallu's criminal case.
Give more clothes to PC.😆
Give a thought filtering ability to Kareena.
Reduce the size of Saif and Sonakshi's humongous forehead.
Make SRK less whiny. 😳
Stop Anushka's transition to look like Katrina.
Make DPad give less interviews.
Can Abhay do more movies.
Mature up Sonam's voice.

😳
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: .DejaVu

FG,


Put a stop to Ranbir's philandering pichkari.
Give Katrina the ability to emote.😆
Give Vidya Balan a better fashion sense.
Put an end to Sallu's criminal case.
Give more clothes to PC.😆
Give a thought filtering ability to Kareena.
Reduce the size of Saif and Sonakshi's humongous forehead.
Make SRK less whiny.😳
Stop Anushka's transition to look like Katrina.
Make DPad give less interviews.
Can Abhay do more movies.
Mature up Sonam's voice.

😳

🤣
And it isnt even that funny
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Posted: 12 years ago
#5
Start paying good writers to create good stories and screenplays.
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Posted: 12 years ago
#6
Dear Bollywood Fairy Godmother

Please banish off the hundreds of award shows that cater to the ego of stars rather than appreciating and awarding true talent, and let one sensible award show having a good independent jury and fixed criteria, survive. And while at it, please also look into it that the hosts don't do cheap comedy on stage. It isn't funny.

Nikita
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Posted: 12 years ago
#7
stop making remakes and ruining the classics.
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Posted: 12 years ago
#8

Originally posted by: BeShArAm

🤣
And it isnt even that funny



Are you praising or criticizing what Somy wrote?😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
#9
Dear Bollywood Fairy Godmother,

Since you are a "Fairy Godmother", this should be an easier task than ones mentioned. 😆

Make me look like Sonam Kapoor.

Thanks.
I'd apprecciate it.
Posted: 12 years ago
#10
give masand n company enough courage to publish new, interesting, juicy gossip 😎

only worthy star kids in the bollywood 😈

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