Taarey Os: Learning Punjabi.
Situation: Taarey patch up and D3 team gets an offer to perform at a Punjabi wedding.
The Rehearsal Hall:
The gang is doing it's usual antics here, when Sharon enters
Sharon: Guys another offer at a Punjabi wedding.😊
Rinni: hamme log shaadiyon mai hi kyun bulate hai yaar???😕
Simmi: Yeah guys Rinni is right we are getting offers only for marriages, I think we should drop it.
Everyone agrees, but just then Taani enters.
Taani: Guys please don't drop it, it is a good offer, and I think after so much of national level stuff, you can do with a break.😊
Neha: Right telling Taani is, waise bhi, Neha loves to Shaadi 😃''..
Everyone looks at Neha 🤢 and Vicky shudders.
Rinni: you mean you like to GO to shaadis , right?🤓
Neha: yes sorry, sorry my mistake it is, Neha love going to Shaadi.😃
Bharat: Abbe haan aur waha pe mast khaana bhi milega.
Nilesh:Chicken tandoori...
Vicky: Aloo ka parantha'
Amar: Rajma Chawal'.
*all gulp down saliva*
Taani and the girls giggle.
Swayam: Guys tum logo ko khaane ke bare mai padi hai???*inka kuch nahi ho sakta expression* Rey yaar , tu toh kuch bol..
Rey: Lasssiii''..*dreamy expression*
Sharon kicks him, earning giggles from everyone around
Rey: *saliva coming down his mouth* Haan, toh , umm ' haan, Swayam , chal jaate hai na , maza aayega, Shaadi hai toh, and upar se Punjabi Shaadi hai, Please'.*puppy face*
Swayam: Oye, puppy,wrong number, mai manager nahi hun, Sharon hai, so tell her'
Sharon: I am ready for it.
Simmi: So it's decided that we will perform at the wedding, ok !!!!!!!
Gang: Yeah!!!!!!!!
Everyone dances and celebrates.
Taani: *nudging Rey* so you are coming for Lassi , hun??
Rey:*putting his hand around her shoulder* Nah, who toh ek baahana tha, actually for you*winks*
Taani: *raising eyebrows* Acccha ji, mere liye?? Dikha , mere liye tha , ya lassi ke liye'
Rey: *coming closer to her face* More for you, lekin, tumhare Bhai ko thodi na bata paata, iss liye Lassi ka baahana.
Taani: Toh ji aisa hai'
Rey: *coming closer* haanji'
Taani: *naughty smile* ok ji'.
Rey:*touching foreheads* So my gift??
Taani: *confused * What gift??
Rey: *naughty smirk* My GIFT '
Taani: *understood , but acting innocent* What gift??
Rey:* points at his cheek.* My gift.
Just then , someone kisses him, but * guys control yourselves coz* it wasn't Taani, because she had moved out of his embrace, Rey turns and finds Swayam grinning there.
Rey:*moving behind* Saale tu???
Swayam:*still grinning* 😃Haan Jijaji, Gift accha laga???😃
Rey puts his palm on his cheek, while others are trying to suppress their laughter.
Nilesh: Maa da ladla .
Taani and Sharon: Nooo'''😭
Vicky goes near Rey
Vicky:*in Rey's ears* bigad gaya'..
Rey: Nahiii'''''..
Rey: Swayam , you are my best friend, but this, *closing his eyes* apni behen ke bare mai toh sochte.
Everyone is shocked.😲
Taani: Rey????😲
Sharon: *startled* Swayam???
Swayam: 😡Oye, tu meri behen se mere saamne kiss na mange , isliye, maine ye kiya, 😕to teach you a lesson, I am very happy with Sharon and don't intend to leave her, please..
Rey: *smiling* Koi nahi tu hum dono ko sambhal lena,😉😃 as it Sharon and I have shared many things, tujhe bhi karlenge'*wide grin*😃
Sharon: *hugging Swayam in a protective manner, while he is as still as a rock* No, He IS ONLY MINE'.
Taani: Rey, aap mere bhai ko???😕* dreaming about Rey and Swayam dancing *
Nahi!!!!!!!!!!
Rey: Arre Taani , chill * going near her* I love you only.
Sharon: * on the verge of crying* What?
Rey: arre I love ONLY and ONLY Taani, 😊 woh toh maine uske lesson ko counter lesson sikha diya ..😉😆
Swayam: What?
Rey: Arre , now, tu meri and Taani ke bich mai interfere karne se pehle 2 baar soch toh lega'😉😆
Everyone laughs'🤣🤣🤣
Wedding Day:
At college:
Sharon: So guys , ready to go??
Gang: Yes!!!
Rey: wait , where is Swayam??
Swayam: * from behind* Here.
Rey: *to Swayam* Where is Taani??
Swayam: Actually, she won't come, she wasn't feeling well, so she is in the house.
Rey: No she is not*biting his tongue*🤢😕
Swayam glares at him.
Swayam:*possessive bhai mode* How do you know??
Rey:*stammering* woh ' woh ..Actually, mai Taani se milne uske room mai gay tha , par who nahi thi.😳*smiling nervously*
Swayam: Par tum gaye kaise???😕
Vicky, Nilesh, Amar and Bharat: KHIDKI se'..😃
Swayam: *uncomfortable* Oh , ok, who actually , gayi hogi kahin, its ok.
Just then Swayam's mobile beeps, indicating a message from Taani.
The message reads:
Bhai, I am out at my friends place, will meet you in the evening, don't worry about me.
All the best for your performance.
Love ya , muaahhh'
Take Care .
Rey: Hey, I don't get the muahhh * imitating a kiss* from her.*pouts*
Swayam:*glares at him*Yeah, you don't even need to get one, now get into the bus, or else we will be Late.
At the Venue.
The D3 gang reaches the venue and looks around.
Simmi: It is beautiful'* completely awed *
Rinni: I agree, it is so grand..
Neha: *looking towards Vicky from the corner of her eyes* Neha also wanting same decoration for her Shaadi.
Vicky shudders while the boys do their chemistry and try to tease him.
Sharon:* looking around* Swayam, isn't it gorgeous?
Swayam: Yeah it is, but not more than you..😊
Swaron eyelock.
Rey is looking around in a depressed mood, when he spots someone familiar, he goes towards her.
Rey: *going towards her* Taani!!!!😃
Taani: * turning around and looking at Rey* Haanji.
Rey: * hugging her* Taani tum yaahan???
Taani: haanji, assi idhar hai, 😊Kaisa laga ji, aapko mera Surprise?😃
Rey: Bahut accha* smiling* par tum aise Yahaan kaise?
Taani: *Punjabi accent* arre mere Yaar ki Shaadi hai, mai kaise nahin rahungi???😉
Rey: Oh toh ab samajha, tum kyu hame yeh offer drop karne se mana kar rahi thi.🤓
Taani: Haanji. Waise Baaki sab log kaaha hai?
From behind them: Yaahan.
Taani: Oh , toh kya aap , sab log, mere yaar se miloge??
Everyone: Haan.😊
Taani: toh ji , chalo.
The gang follows Taani.
Taani takes them to her friends room.
Taani introduces everyone to her friend.
Taani: Guys , this is Gurpreet.* He was a handsome guy , with a good physique*
The groom, greets everyone.
Swayam: Oh toh tum ladke ho, mujhe laga ladki ho , hehe* nervous laugh*😲😃
Gurpreet: Koi nahi ji, ab Taani, agar, kissi ke saath, itni der phone pe baat karegi, toh aapko aise hi lagega , its ok.😃
Swayam: Tum bade acche bande, ho Taani jabhi tumse phone pe baat karti hai, toh hamesha hasti rehti hai.
Gurpreet: Ab kya hum hai hi aise, haso and dusro ko hasao. Hahahaha🤣🤣
After everyone is introduced , they leave the room , but Gurpreet pulls Rey aside,
Gurpreet: Waise tum hi Taani ke boyfriend ho, right?
Rey: Right.*blush*😳
Gurpreet:Oh, Rey, waise, tumhe pata hai kya ki Taani ko, Punjabi boys bade pasand hai?
Rey: Kya?😲😕
Gurpreet: Haan, actually Taani aur mai jab school mai the , tab usse mujhpar crush tha, kyunki, mai ek Punjabi hun.*proud-of-myself smile*😃
Rey:*perplexed * Kya??😲😲😕
Gurpreet : Haan, she really likes guys who are Punjabi's , I yet have a feeling that she has a crush on me, you know.
Rey:That is not true.😡
Gurpreet: It's ok , tu abhi uska BOYFRIEND hai toh aise hi bolega.
Till then Taani comes.
Taani: Guru, hamme jana hai *holds him by the arm* Chal.
Gurpreet and Taani leave.
Rey:*to himself* Yeh Taani ne mujhe dekha bhi nahin 😒, Shayad Guru,nahi Gurpreet sahi tha.I think mujhe Taani ka attention wapas apani taraf laana Chahiye, Right.I'll do it.😉😆
After a while in the Wedding Hall:
Taani: Gurpreet , Rey kahin dikh nahi raha, Shayad mujhse gussa ho gaye, maine unhe bahut ignore kiya tha aaj*sad expression*😔
Gurpreet: Arre Taani, Chill maar, voh yahi kahin hoga.
Just then they here music and,
Rey: Mai yahin kahin nahi, yahin hun,
*singing*
Nain sagaai ho gayi bajjan dholakiyaan
Shaguna di rut aa gayi bajjan dholakiyaan
*dancing while coming towards Taani*
Ambaran de chand naal taare nach de
Jaddo nach diye tere naal kanware jach de
Jaddo nach diye tere naal saare nach de
The whole D3 gang is shocked while Taani looks at Rey with an expression of awe, and Gurpreet is smirking.
Nachne te tere munde kar de clap
*Rey claps followed by Gurpreet*
Bach ke rahi na koi kare kidnap
*everyone laughs while Taani is frowning*
O...
Nachne te tere munde kar de clap
Bach ke rahi na koi kare kidnap
Tera sona roop kanwara piece hai diamond da
*Taani smiles and Rey continues to dance*
Suit tera lal rang da.. rang da
Paranda tera saanu dangda.. dangda
O minnataan hazaar karke.. karke
Ho munda tera dil mangda..
*Rey winks*
*Gurpreet singing with Rey*
Suit tera lal rang da.. rang da
Paranda tera saanu dangda.. dangda
O minnataan hazaar karke.. karke
Ho munda tera dil mangda..
*Taani looks at both of them and joins them in their Dance *
Haaaye..
Nachne pe mere munde karde clap
Gaaun main jo, beech mein ye karte hain rap
Mera sona roop kanwara piece hai diamond da
*looking at Rey and indicating Diamond*
Suit mera lal rang da.. rang da
Paranda mera jaave dangda.. dangda
*Hitting Rey lighty with her Paranda*
*Then telling Gurpreet*
Ho minnataan hazaar karke.. karke
Munda mera dil mangda..
Suit mera lal rang da.. rang da
Paranda mera jaave dangda.. dangda
Ho minnataan hazaar karke.. karke
Munda mera dil mangda..
*Music *
* Rey pulls Taani towards him*
Rey:
Ho...
Rabba mere yaar nu nazar lag jaave na
Hone wale pyaar nu nazar lag jaave na
Rabba mere yaar nu nazar lag jaave na
Taani:*coming out of his grip*
Kangna.. Haathon mein dance kare kangna
Sajna.. Desi romance kare sajna
Rey: * again dancing *
Ho tera kajla jo dekha dil machala ho teekhe
naino waliye..
Lage tera hi roop kanwara ho phoola di aye
daaliye
Suit tera lal rang da.. rang da
Paranda tera saanu dangda.. dangda
O minnataan hazaar karke.. karke
Ho munda tera dil mangda.. (x2)
Taani:* coming near him*
Nachle.. mera tu hath pakad nach le
O rakh le.. dil mera aaj abhi rakh le
Ho main to mar gayi
Jaadu kaisa kar gayi teri manmaaniyaan
Maine ankhiyaan ye tujh pe hi rakhiyaan mere
dil janiya
*Rey smiles and Pulls her near him Then both Dance along with the gang*
Suit tera lal rang da.. rang da
Paranda tera saanu dangda.. dangda
O minnataan hazaar karke.. karke
Ho munda tera dil mangda.. (x2)
*Everyone Dances , Taani hugs Rey and places a kiss on his cheek*
After all the Naach-Gaana, the gang goes to Gurpreet's room.
Bharat: Aaj toh Rey, tunne akele hi, stage ko faad diya yaar.👍🏼👏
Sharon : Haan, par Rey, agar tum gaana change karne waale the toh hamme bataaya kyun nahi, we would have joined from the starting then.
Taani:*shocked *😲 Kya? Yeh aap logo ka actual performance nahin tha?
Gang : Nahin.
Gurpreet is laughing like a maniac and in this process, he falls from his chair.
Taani: Guru, tu itna kyu hass raaha hai?😡
Gurpreet: * Trying to control himself* hahaha🤣🤣🤣.haaa🤣🤣Rey, hahaha 🤣🤣.ka 🤣🤣hahaha🤣🤣popat*phuuu* ho gaya🤣🤣🤣..hahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣
Taani: Rey ka popat?*confused*😕
Rey: mera popat?😕
Sharon: *ignoring Gurpreet* pehle mera question answer karo.
Rey: * nervous smile*🤔 actually, aaj subhase Taani mujhe chodkar, iss Gurpreet *making an expression of disgust* ko jyada attention de rahi thi😡. Aur phir Gurpreet ne mujhe bataaya ki Taani had a crush on him because he is a Punjabi, toh mai thoda jealous ho gaya, aur Taani ko impress karne aur uska attention pane ke liye, maine song change kiya.🤔
Taani and gang laugh.
Taani:*laughing* 🤣🤣Rey , hahaha.🤣🤣 Aapka suchme POPAT ho gaya, I never had a crush on this gaddha*pointing at Gurpreet* hahahaha🤣🤣🤣
Taani: Rey , I only love you.
Swayam shudders 😳even while laughing which makes the gang who had just calmed down , to go into fits of laughter again.
THANK YOU !!!😊
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