Ha ha ha these are funny man.π I just wanted to share with you all. πππ
1) A drunk who dialled 999 complained to police there was too much chilli sauce on his kebab.π
2)Another caller wanted help to find a pizza takeaway.π²π²
3) The pizza caller asked if there were any pizza shops still open and when he was told that was not an emergency, replied: "It is mate, my wife is pregnant and gagging for pizza."π
4) One woman called claiming two spiders were attacking her in her cellar.π5) Another wanted officers to get her lazy son out of bed and into work after he reported sick.π²
6) Another caller wanted a crew to come to his home to fetch him a can of pop from his fridge.π
7) The North East Ambulance Service recently revealed a woman who had broken her fingernail called from a nightclub toilet for help.π
8) Northumbria Police have revealed some of the more outrageous 'emergency' calls to highlight the problem of people abusing the 999 system.πππ
9) Supt Neil Adamson, of the Communications Department, said: "Every month, Northumbria Police receives 25,000 999 calls, of which less than half are actual emergencies which would warrant the use of 999.
10) "People should only use the emergency 999 number if there is any danger or risk to life or a crime is in progress."π
11) A woman has accidentally put her baby grandson through an X-ray machine at Los Angeles International Airport. π
12) An alert cat has saved an Australian family of four from a house fire by clawing at its owner's face.ππ
13) A bookmaker is offering odds of 25-1 that a great white shark will be caught off UK shores next year.π
14) India's poorest state has been gripped by speculation that groups of witches are killing people in the region.Panic has spread throughout the remote state of Chhattisgarh in the last few weeks after reports that witches were knocking on people's doors.π
15) Time magazine has named its person of the year - and it's You.Every year there is speculation over who Time will name person of the year.πππ
That's all folks!π
What say ?????ππ³π
Cheers!
ANDROMEDAπ