Dance ETF dance
Welcome all to your favorite reality show, dance ETF danceā¦.yahan job hi hota hain, sab asli hota hainā¦.š
So, lets welcome our first contestantā¦..sorry, our first couple, chaliye dekhta hain inke khayal
(a video playing behind)
Hi guys, I am shree and yeh hainā¦.. (cut by another female voice)
Hi guys, I am lizaā¦.aur yeh hain mera partner (in a irritated voice), speckyā¦oppsieš
I am really happy to participate in hereā¦.(again cutā¦uff yeh ladki bolne nahi deti)š”
Oh really? Don't lie speckyā¦.he hates dance.
Heyā¦..(again cut by her)
Ok, so we are going to present tango.wish us luck guys.
Yeah we need it badly specially when my partner is sheee (could not finish as liza placed her hand on his mouth, nearly choking him to death) š
(video ended)
So please welcomeā¦shree and liza.
They both entered in beautiful dress. Liza wearing sexy v neck short dress, and shree in suit.š³
''specky, suit mein koi dance krta hain kya?''
''parā¦'' (again cut by her.)š
''shut upā¦and don't embarrass me.''
Shree in mind, ''mujhpe rob jhar rahi hain liza ki bachhiā¦''š”
They took their position (what? Dancing positionš¤£) shree's hand on her waist, her hand on his hand.then the music started.
But waitā¦is not it supposed to be English catchy song? So why playing bhajan?š¤£š¤£š¤£
Om jai jagadish hareā¦.swami jai jagadish hareeā¦..š¤£š¤£š¤£
The crowd burst in laughter.
''ab kya?'' shree was scared.
''now dance on this.'' Liza ordered.
''kya????? '' he was shocked and scared.š
So started to move according to the tango steps they practiced, but bhajan ke saath dance mein thodi mushkil to hogi. Shree stepped on her foot.
''speckyā¦..'' she scold.
Shree in mind, ''mera badlaā¦''š
She understood that it was shree's idea, so she also stepped on him. She was wearing heels soā¦.ouch, it hurts badly, is nt it shree?š
''oiii maaaā¦..ami gelamā¦.'' Shree said in pain in Bengali means I am gone (dard mein matribhasa nikal raha hain )š
They continued to move, but there was a lift in the choreography. Liza jumped in air and shree catched her, but lost balance and they both fell on the floor.š²
''ouchā¦my bumā¦'' liza winced in painā¦.. (bechari)š
''oooiii maaaā¦.ami ebar sesā¦..yeh motiā¦.'' Shree glared at liza.š”
''moti kisko bola re eyyy sale?'' (liza in tapori mode)š¤£
The whole crowd was laughing madly, tango in bhajan song? And the contestant fell also. Then entered the anchor to rescue, but he was late and trying very hard to stiff laughter.some people also entered, and they took shree liza in stretcher.š¤£š¤£š¤£
''so that was our first coupleā¦.'' He could not finish and laughed. Then he cleared his throat.š¤£š¤£š¤£
''nxt is againā¦a couple dance.''
Some girl shouted from back stage, ''we are not couple!''
The anchor bite her tongue, ''sorryā¦.group dance by aisha and riya.''š³
And this time no video in backgroundā¦.to avoid further embarrassment.š
Aisha riya entered, and the crowd cheered, some whistled also.they were going to perform sexy dance in modern hindi song (shiela ki jawani I guess)ā¦.they took their position and about to start, when the song playedā¦.and again what dafuq????
''yeh kya?'' it was anchor from backstage.š²
The song was a dandiya songā¦.ee ram reā¦sabse bada tera naam oo sherawaliā¦ā¦ā¦š¤£š¤£
Aisha riya looked at each other with puzzle. The crowd was also confused. The anchor had a idea (wow, nt brainless) , he threw 2 dandiya sticks towards the girl.
''yeh kya?'' they both were confuse.
''ab nacho dandiya.'' He whispered back. The both girl glared at him.š”š”
The 1st judge saying to other, ''wahā¦iss baar ka standard kafi high hain, hain na? modern dance in old songsā¦.''
The other judge looked at him like he is crazy (like me)š¤£š¤£
The girl were standing like statues.the crowd shouted.
''arre dance karo yaarā¦''
Aisha threw away a stick to him. ''tu kar ke dikha kaminey!!! Dandiya dance in short dressā¦huh, baat krte hain.''š”š”š”
The both girl went backstage and beat the hell out of anchor (bechara)š¤¢
The anchor come back on stage after sometimeā¦..wincing in pain, jaw swallowed, black gaddha in eyes (lady dabbang and sherni ka kamaal)š
''toā¦.agey hain humare agle contestant.''he winced in pain again. He left the stage and 2 hotty guys entered.āŗļø
''kahin iss baar bhi galat gana na baj jayeā¦ warna meri khair nahiā¦.ouch..'' the anchor winced in pain againā¦.he himself played the song.
Make some noise for the desi boysā¦.. the song startedš³ . the crowd cheeredā¦.but wait!!!š
The 2 boysā¦sameer arjun, was dressed in rajasthani traditional dress. What theā¦.ššš
Sameer glared at anchor, ''humein kathak karna thaā¦.aur yeh kya?''š”
Anchor was looking at them in disbelieve, then he ran toward a direction. (bhaag gaya becharaā¦.)š¤£
Sam jun looked at each other, then started to danceā¦the basic steps of kathakā¦.(just imagine kathak or any traditional dance in desi boys songā¦..i have no words to express)š¤£š¤£š¤£
The crowd was looking at them with open mouthed. They had no idea somebody can dance so slow and boring in that catchy song.
The 1st judge again, ''wahā¦kya baatā¦.''ššš
The 2nd judge went mad. He pulled his own hair, throw away the papers of no.s and percentage in front of him, and clapped like a maniac. The song stopped, sam jun were in a awkward position during dance, the whole crowd's attention shifted to the judge, and he was clapping madly. (I have gone mad)š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Sam jun left the stage, embarrassed instead of happy (why would they happy?) the anchor entered the stage from nowhere, and announced hurriedly, ''last contestant is chotuā¦.now my shift is over.'' He ran away as sam jun were approaching him;as soon as he start running, samjun also followed him to grab him and beat the hell out of him.š¤£š¤£
The crowd stopped laughing, as chotu entered, dress in a police officer uniform, sunglasses of dabbang style, full serious mode, hair tied as tightā¦.and there was a smell too. Sarshon ka tel !!!š„±
The song startedā¦.thank god it was okā¦.hud hud dabbang dabbangā¦..š
Chotu didn't move at allā¦.and all of a sudden the song changed.
Bachna ae haseenoā¦lo main aa gayaā¦.husn ka aashiq, husn ka dushmanā¦.š²š²š²
He threw away the police wala stick in his hand, opened his lehrati zulfe, opened 3 buttons, and started to dance like munni and shiela combo (no offence to them only fun purpose)š
He danced like some ā¦ā¦ hizra? (ok again no offenceā¦..and what is the English translation of it?)š¤£ the crowd was again open mouthedā¦..some girl threw money at him.
''wah meri jaanā¦love uā¦.'' she shouted at him.chotu froze hearing that.
''hailaaaā¦..ata maazi satkail ā¦...' and he also faint on the stage.
So , the crowd went back house, after witnessing the most ajeeb dance competition of lifeā¦.and too without no winner!!!!
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its the most pakoing thing i have evr write...sorry if make someone irritated.š
Anupamaa
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