Aayu's Logic

Aayu: Psst papa!! Can you see? Can you see?

Yash: What Aayu? What do you want me to see?

Aayu: The pout papa...See, I pout exactly like you. I didn't even practice...it's all genetic.

Yash: (Sigh) I know son...You are just a tiny image of me. What is your point anyway?

Aayu: The point is that, that Ishita woman needs glasses.

Yash: Aayu, you are not making any sense. What has that rapi...err...I mean rapid runner's eyes got to do with our pout.

Aayu: Uffo papa!! Do I really have to explain everything to you? Can you not get it why she keeps kidnapping me?

Yash: Err...uhhh...Nah, it beats me. Though I have been wondering why she is so hell bent on nabbing you...If she wanted me that bad, she should have nabbed me...right?

Aayu: Exactly!!...You are almost there.

Yash: (still confused) What's your theory buddy?

Aayu: It's really very simple papa. You are our Superman...so the Delusional tart...

Yash: AAYU!! No swearing...

Aayu: Sorry papa...One of my dear Aunties has termed the woman thus...and I rather liked it...so...Anyways, where was I?

Yash: Where I am the Superman.

Aayu: Yes, and she thinks she is your Superwoman and can just pick you and carry you to Blue Moon, so she tries to nab you...But then she has weak eyes...she only sees what she wants to see. She wants to kiss you so bad that she only focuses on the lips. She looks at my pout and she thinks I am you. So she picks me up...and ta...da...thinks she is carrying you.

Yash: Ish..ita!!! Oh my God!!

Aarti: YASHJI!!! (Yash and Aayu look back and are startled to see a furious Aarti) Why are you taking that tart's name?

Yash: Artiji...no...I mean...Erm...no ...I didn't...I...

Aayu: (Does some quick thinking and comes to his papa's rescue) No, no, mumma...you got that wrong. Actually I was telling papa how identical our pouts are...and papa just exclaimed, "Ish!!...ITA, meaning "I Totally Agree."...Right papa? (wink, wink)

Yash: (Sighs of relief and winks back) Right son!!...As you so rightly said, it's all genetic.


[Aarti: (to herself) Hmmm!! They are definitely talking in code again. These two think they are very smart...One of these days I'll break the code, and then.....😈]