HEY GUYS HERE COMES THE OS!
ENJOY!!(dont get scared by the font i just used.🤣)
NOTE: THIS POST IS PURELY FOR FUN , IT DOESN'T INTEND TO HURT ANYONE'S SENTIMENTS
3... 2... 1... gooo
Tatadaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*curtains open*
Akbar praying to allah to bless him with a kid.😆😆 (imagine sameer doing that!🤣 wait sameer must've painted his mooch white🤣🤣🤣)
Then it is shown that Akbar's wife Jodha Bai has given birth to a baby after 9 months.Chotu was responsible for the music and all so time had come to play the music of a baby crying to signify the birth of salim, he accidentally pressed another file.🤣🤣🤣
It was a huge cry of a gorilla🤣🤣🤣!Ayesha shrieked hearing it. "ahhh!" she screamed.😆(omg i cant controlll!!!!!!!🤣)
Arjun got disturbed looking at the blooper, well he didn't have any idea of how many times he would be disturbed.Sameer said "relax...!" n then realised he used English.😆
The audience couldn't help but laugh at the mistakes.Sameer then corrected "sambhallo!!!" That added fuel to the laughter of audience.🤣
One guy remarked "arey dekh tho Akbar ka beta insaan nahin..gorilla hain! Hahahahahhahahhaha"🤣🤣
"aur akbar samhallo keh raha hain!!" another guy said.🤣🤣🤣(ROFL!)
"maine pehle hi kaha ye bura idea hai!" arjun said and smirked.He turned around to see saakshi dressed beautifully in a Anarkali! Well Anarkali in a Anarkali!😳😳😳 (anarkali ki anarkali!🤣 rare eh?🤣🤣)
She flashed her signature smile at him.He turned away.he looked again.he couldn't help but look again and again how pretty she was looking.😳(killer bhaag jayega agar tum use hi dekhoge to🤣🤣)
Back to the play.🤣
Salim has become big now🤣. The guy playing is a tamilian so his accent is a little...*ayyo*🤣🤣🤣
"dance phesh kiya jaaye!" 🤣sameer said. "dammit!!" he said when relised it again.🤣🤣🤣
"abe angrezi mughal -e -azam kabhi dekhi hain???hhahahahaha" a guy remarked and laughed.🤣
*enter saakshi(anarkali)
Salim is completely mesmerized looking at Saakshi🤣.He falls short of words.Arjun notices this.Salim is gaping with his mouth open.🤣(tu tho gaya🤣)
"hey bhagwaan..ye mujhe kutte ki tarah kyun dekn raha hain?"🤣🤣 saakshi thought!🤣
"how dare he look at her!!" arjun thought.🤣
Salim got up and went near Saakshi!Arjun's fists tightened. (Latika Bahaar) was busy flashing her eye lashes at him.🤣(ab tu gayi🤣)
"thodaaa nitrya..thou dekhavooo jee??" salim asked.🤣🤣
Saakshi laughed hearing him🤣.The play was going completely out of proportion!🤣(it will m writing it 🤣)
"jee jahapanah!" she said.😆😆
Chotu played the music. Another blooper!🤣(chotu teri tho haddi phasli toothne waali hain both rawte n rrathod aaj tera halwa bana denge🤣 kitna BADA aur ZYADA halwa hoga na🤣🤣)
The song played :
Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me
Ah Zara zara kiss me kiss me kiss me
Ah zara zara hold me hold me hold me
Ah zara zara oo..ohh...
🤣🤣🤣
Saakhi,Arjun,Sameer ,Ayesha,Shree's eyes popped out🤣.Chotu got a heart attack.He fled into the dressing room.🤣(BHAAG LE TUJHE THO PAKAD HI LENGE!🤣)
Hearing the song the audience began clapping and laughing their seats offf!!🤣
Latika tried to save the situation by dancing AROUND ARJUN.Saakshi saw it and pulled her arm to show her strength🤣🤣(kyun baar baar aati hon latika? thapad khane ka shauq hain🤣 to mere paas aa jao🤣)
Saaksi came forward and began dancing looking at Arjun! 😳😳😳Latika was removing her dupatta(ahem ahem)😲 to impress Arjun but Arjun was looking at Saakshi only😳😳. Sameer was looking at Latika astonished.🤣when he felt a bucket thrown at his face.🤣Ayesha threw it🤣🤣🤣.
The Salim had gone crazy looking at the two sexy ladies dancing infront of him, he plucked out a rose and kept it in his mouth between his jaws and began dancing🤣🤣.he touched Saakshi.😡(bhagwaan aapke paas ek insaan ko bhej rahi hoon🤣)
Arjun stormed in and knocked that guy out.Salim fainted in a second.😆
"ayyyooo!!!!" he screamed.🤣
*thud*🤣
Sameer was going crazy looking at what was happening. Ayesha was totally freaked out!!😕
She saw Latika now charging towards Sameer.🤣
Ayesha ran towards her and pushed her off the stage!🤣🤣
"kalmoohi!!" she shouted.🤣🤣
"wohooo!!!!! Jodha bai!!!!!!!!!" the crowd cheered.🤣🤣
"abeyy..ye jodha bai tho jhansi ki rani nikhli yaar..!" a guy from the crowd remarked.🤣
"eh..zor se math bolo warna tu uske hatho mar jayega" the first one said and laughed🤣🤣
"omg ye tumne kya kiya?" sameer asked.😲😲
"oh!! Tume uski padi hain🤣? Jao jao usike saatha raho🤣! Meri tho koyi zaroorat nahin haan🤣! Jao use apne ghar me bitao...wo din bhar tumhare liye dance karegi!" aisha screamed hitting sameer.🤣🤣(typical girl like me🤣🤣)
"maro math sab dekh rahe hain maaro math!!!" sameer begged with folded hands.🤣(tho aisha tume maarthi bhi hain?🤣)
Shree now realised that it was upto him to control the situation😲(🤣)(yeh computer kya karega? ek ki padi tho na jaana kaha jaake girega🤣).He tried to move but he tripped and fell😆😆.The team had taken his specs off to make him look exactly like a guard!😆
Arjun and Saakshi were in the middle of the stage smiling naughtily at each other.Chotu suddenly made a grand entry!🤣
"khamosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed.🤣🤣🤣
The room went silent😲.The ETF members wished for an ambulance looking at him🤣.And wait was that red lipstick smeared on his lips?🤣🤣🤣
He was dressed as hanuman🤣🤣! From which angle does Mughal-e-azam have hanuman in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????🤣
"bhagwaan! Mujhe maar daalo!!" shree pleaded looking at Chotu.🤣(me too🤣)
"chotu laughed like the wicked villains ahahahaha🤣🤣" "mogambo kush hua!" he screamed.🤣🤣(ambulance please🤣)
Ayesha fainted.sameer caught hold of her said😲
"thank god! behosh hogayi! Warna uska mooh hain ki kya...rukthi hi nahin!" he said.🤣🤣
Ayesha woke up🤣.sameer saw it "hailaaa!" and he fainted🤣🤣.
The crowd laughed holding their stomachs🤣. This was indeed the best play they had seen.🤣
Saakshi tried to pull chotu out of the stage but he wouldn't listen.he thought he looked really good and everyone was happy to see him that's why they are cheering.🤣🤣🤣(big lol! m sure he must've looked like a giant n not hanuman🤣 shukhar he zyada log behosh nahi hue🤣)
He did signature poses of hanuman like kneeling down and praying to Lord Ram and also like carrying the sanjeevani mountain.🤣(imagine that🤣)
"arjun kya kare...??" sakshi asked worried.😲😲😲
"hum police officers hain..hamara kaam logon ki suraksha hain..agar use hate tho yehi hoga"😛😛😛
(ohooohooo arjun background music🤣(i couldnt think of any other dialogue n music🤣)!)
Saakshi smiled as they hhad also found their killer.He had come to kill but looking the play he started laughing loudly and the police constables caught hold of him.🤣🤣
secret: i dont know anything about MUGHAL-E-AZAM🤣🤣🤣
Indeed "hasi tho phasi!"🤣🤣
so how was it! its ma first take on comedy! hopu enjoyed a lot!
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Edited by likithakmh - 12 years ago
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