Akaash visits a lawyer (fun post)

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anonee

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Posted: 12 years ago

Akaash visits a lawyer (or Vakil)

Akaash walks into a Vakil's office wanting to file for dievorce.

Vakil: "May I help you?"

Akaash: "Haan, mujhe dievorce chaahiye" (Yes I want to divorce")

Vakil: "Do you have any grounds?"

Akaash: Perhaps you do not know I am Akaash Scindhia. My father is Suraj Pratap Scindia. Of course I have grounds! I own land in Bhopal, Indore and Mumbai.

Vakil: Nahi bhai you misunderstood me. What I mean is do you have a case?

Akaash: What case do you want - desi or videsi daru (Indian or imported liquor)? I get you any number of cases just tell me your preferences.

Vakil (scratching his head): I mean do you have a suit?

Akaash: I have 10 new suits each costing 2.5 lakhs

Vakil: ( ) Akaashji what is your reason does your wife beat you or cheat on you?

Akaash: No but she talks to me funny, always with a smirk on her face and she makes me do things that my mother G3 would not like. Like she make me call Shiv Mandir Brahmans and hurt myself. See I do not want to do them no more. That is why I want this dievorce.

Edited by anonee - 12 years ago