hereee me guys
part 16
some time people don't have to do anything for get in to problem .as they r god fev. child so god bless them with alot already so they never forget him. and this is the same thing which is happening with maan and geet poor soul.
so nnow the situation is this
maan ,geet ,talli and dear uncle all are now in some old 80's type village . where seems like s of science still not enter ad above all this all people are start behaving strangely nice after seeing them. which is like WHAT THE HELL
WHY ALL ARE SO SWEET TO THEM
PAKKA DAAL MAI KUCH KAALA HAI
YA PHIR PURI DAAL HI KAALI HAI
current scene
maan is standing in front of shop's owner who is looking at him like he is some super hot sexy king fisher calender's model aho is all ready to give her shoot in two piece which is very much irritating for maan as he is not the only one but all people in village is givinng him same this look. and that is the main problem as with all girls ,mens are also giving him intense look . this all situation is very much funny for geet as till now she has scene girls in this situation but all this happening with a boy is just totally new thing for her.
maan to shop keeper :did we people can get some thing to eat
s.k : yes ,why not
tell us, what you want to have
milk aur butter milk
maan : butter milk will do wonder in this hot day.
and what about you all, what you guys want tell him
talli :dood aur lassi
inka to naam sun kar hi mujhe chaaker aane lag jaate hai
mujhe toh chilled bear,rum ,whisky ,
aadha ,puraa
jitna bhi mil jaaye chalega
but dood aur lassi nahi
ate least not in this life time.
s k :yeh sab to yaaha nahi milega
dood aur lassi ,aap piyege nahi
paani peena hai to baata dijiye
talli : thik hai ,paani hi dedo
when they all are busy to decide what they want to eat on the other hand one person who saw maan in village has reached to sarpanch(head of village) haveli to tell him about maan arrival .and without wasting a second chaudhary get ready to go with him and get his boy back home after years
so back to shop
s.k to maan : hi hi hiii
yeh pant kameez kab se pahnani sshru ki hai tumne
maan : yeh dress style to maine bade hote hi apna liya tha
s.k : chal ji rahne do
maine to pahle kabhi nahio dekha
maan : ab dekh la
ab mujhe sharam aati hai ,isliye pant pahnta hu
geet : accha ji , ab sharam aati hai
aur jab nahi aati thi tooo
kaise rahte the😉
maan : oooh just shut up geet
and you, kya aap mujhe jaante hai
main koun hu
s.k : mai tujhe jaanta hu,tere baap ko jaanta hu, tere pure khandaan ko jaanta hu. meri hi sweets kha kha kar tum sab mooute(fat) hue ho, kyu TIKLU
MAAN : tiklu what is that
geet : what is that kya
yeh to tumaraha orignal naam hai
tiklu, woww
s.k : arre woh dekho tumhe leene koun aa raha hai
maan : koun aaya hai
s.k : tumaara baap
with that ,in front of them is standing an old man in white kurta and dhoti. in his one hand he hold a stick and he is all to eger to see his son
after standing in front of maan
first choudhary for full one minute checked him like he is for real or not and than finally speak
choudhary :arre yeh to saachi mai mera beta tiklu hi hai
maan : ji
ji aaap
taali ; arre tiklu
ji aappp nahi
bol mere baap
hi hi hiii
ch : arre nirdayi
kaha chala gaya tha tu
mera chode mai to ghar se bahaar apna dil ka gam kum kar leta hu .par tujhe teri maa ka bhi khayaal nahi aaya.
usse bhi bhul gaya tu
maan : jii, magar aap bhul rahe hai , ki mai aap ka beta nahi hu.
s.k : arrea ram
kaisa time aa gaya hai,beta baap ko nahi jaanta.
ch: arre tu chup kar
lagta hai mera beta abhi tak mujh se naaraz hai yahi baat hai na beta .
chal tu ab ghar chal, mai teri saari baat maan luga
s.k : par choudhary yeh ladki saath mai koun hai iske.
ch: arre yeh to meri bahu hai( daughter in law).mera beta ghar se saat saal baahar raha hai. shaadi nahi karata to akela kaise rahta.
as choudhary declared geet his bahu , geet feel like killing her self a nd all as it's can't be happing
first that mental chief and now this gone case choudhary. why the hell are is ready to set her with this taklu .oh this tiklu name suit him very much
prcap : kaha hai meri sautan
mai usse kaacha kha lugi
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Edited by 9n9i9s9h9u9 - 12 years ago
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