Jokes on Dheer.....

1)..One day Dheer was walking down a beach in california. he stumbles across a lamp, and out comes a genie. 'I'm sick of granting wishes, so you only get one wish', says the genie. Dheer thinks for a minute, then replies: 'I never been to Hawaii before. I'm too scared to fly, and I get seasick. So I want a bridge built to hawaii'. The genie replies 'That's too big of a wish'. Think of the Longistics of that. Think of how much concreate, how much steel. How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the pacific?' No, no, think of another wish', says the genie. Thn Dheer thinks for a minute

and says 'I never really understand my wife. What do women mean when they give you the silent treatment? What do women mean when they start staring, and making gestures at you. I wish I could really understand women better. The genie replies: 'You want that bridge 2 lanes or 4'.

2)..One day Dheer spied a pretty girl at the bus stand. Since no one was around, he tried to use a tone of familiarity, 'Jaan-e-man - my heart's desire,' he addressed her, 'aisee laagey sai, aap ko pehley kahin dekha sai.' 'Jaroor deykha sai - you must have seen me,' replied the lady, 'I am a nurse at the lunatic asylum.'

3)..A babe was standing at a bus stop. Dheer walking along remarked, chand to raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya? The girl replied with a smile ulloo to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai? 😆😆,,how did u like dheer jokes?..ur suggestions are welcome..i will send daily...cos saat phere has become too slow..boring n all are crying in the serial...😊

ur suggestions are welcome.. 😊 😊

Hey raj these are good . But don't make fun of women haha. Please people respond once you read. It is the encouragment that all the writers need. That goes for you also raj. You also respond to others posts. 😆

People don't just read and leave at least use a thank you button. and encourage someone who is trying to entertain spending lot of their time.. If you like something don't be bashful say it. We need the creativity in this forum.

thanks raksha...i always do wenever i read, i leave with saying something.... 😊 i do agree with u tht one gets the encouragement..... 😊 😊

sure raksha...thanks again..i will post in a while.. 😊 i hv not made fun of women..all jokes are on dheer..his flirt nature lands in problem always. thts the reason i got an idea and i started jokes on him..

that was good great job and keep posting more 😆 😆

they were funny....can't wait for mroe 😃

thanks everbody...i will post more.. 😊

they were really funny....waiting for more 😊

there are funny jokes... want some more 😃 👏 👏