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I had a GOOD laugh today; Shyamu...jhappi paa yaara. See this is why I missed you SO much; tum kab se kam IPK ko mazaak toh bana kar rakhte ho! π
Ok tell me Shyamu, sachi sachi ok? What is your motive in life? You are SO confused man! Vakalat toh tumne kabhi ki nahi; yesterday you were an electrician and now a dhol-wala...I mean what? Do I see you stealing Anji's shoes tomorrow? π€£ I mean joota-chor? Maana ghar mein shaadi hai but have you mistaken yourself to be ASR's 'saali'? Hahahahhahahha π€£abey woh tera saala hai; by god I rolled over laughing when I saw him looking longingly at the shoes and then at Khushi! I mean kya chahte ho Shyam baabu? Do you still want Khushi? Why are planning to 'kill' Rani Sahiba? I mean I would LOVE to see you successful in that attempt but why kill her when she is ONLY ticket to your entrance at RM? Are in love with Daadi now?π Hahahaahhahhahah...Christ! The very thought of you and Daadi doing dhaiyya-ho kills me π π
I thought you planted a bomb under Anji's bed; though I prayed that it was a scorpion again...hahahhahaahahahahh π€£...Oh God, main mar jaungi aaj ...uff ma! π
Gloves for holding those tiny pieces of glass? Hahahahhahahahha...isse toh Anji ka gala daba de, no tension of finger prints! π And what 'dhamaka' do you plan by randomly throwing some seemingly blunt pieces of glass on a rug? She'll trip and fall and die? πDon't you know an army of people hold her shoulders and bring her in her room! Chahte kya ho Shyam babu? SUCH LAME stuff...but thank you SO much; my dull day got some belly laughter. One kostin; how did you manage to get a beard in a few moments? Hair salon se churaya?π Ya ped ke neeche baithe nai ke kaate baalon se...hahahhahahahhah...yaara Barooon ke hi baal kaat do; kuch toh bhala karo hamara! π
Ok, now guys...tell me sachi sachi ok? How was the 'intense' LOVE scene of Shyam-Anjali? πHow was the 40 second Rabba-Vey? Are your bachpan ke dil happy now? See, we got a RV, aur kya chahiye?π
Khushi- 'we have done this Rasam too.'
Arnav- 'what the...! Oh yes, we have done this too; now you would say we have done the haldi rasam too.'
Khushi- 'umm...I guess so'
Arnav-'Dammit, the sangeet, the sindoor, the magalsutra...all done.'
Khushi- *grins and rolls eyes* 'Yes, all that is done too.'
Arnav-'why the hell the suhag raat rasam was SO big an issue?'
Khushi-' Arnav ji, we didn't do the saat-pheras, please understand'
Arnav-' Dammit, for those bloody saath pheras, I got to lose the six months of suhaag-raat!! Dammit Aman, you should have arranged for a pandit and some fire too. My libido will curse you forever Aman.'π‘
Khushi- *picks up Arnav's thoughts and secretly curses Aman* 'Had it not been for Aman-ji, I would no longer had been a 'kumaaari' guptaaa-aaa, suna aapne!'π
Aman-'Dammit, mandir ke ghante ki tarah koi bhi baja ke chala jaata hai! Someone on twitter rightly rightly said- Dekhna hai toh dekho! I also want more screen space...err...SOME screen space now!!'π
Daadi's constipated looks are SO annoying and now Garima's hide and seek would continue! π‘
May the 10 seconds Rabba Vey continue...Anji on the sofa does Dhaiyaa-ho and more power to Shyamu's antics...Jai ho! π²