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Strictly for all female fans..😆..Sorry guys.😉..but you are prohibited.😉.😉.BTW enter at your own risk, if you want to. 🤣
Morning after the four day long night...
Guru (Shaking Mohan) : Arey Bhiyaa utho...papaji aagye hai.
Mohan jerked himself up from the sleep, " Papaji...yahan?..."
Mohan jumped and leaped and reached outside and started looking around, " Abey Guru! kahan hai bey papaji?
Guru, " Arey dikh nahin raha !.. Yeh kya hai...yeh itni lambhi queue nahin nazar aa rahi hai tumhain"
Guru pointed out at the long queue of animals and birds with their respective owners, in front of their house.
Mohan ( confusingly scratching his head) : "Abey ! yahaan to saara chidiyagar aaya hua hai!...par kisliye?"
Guru : "Yeh saare papaji log tumhare liye rishta laye hai..."
Seeing Mohan there, all the starting shouting at the same time...Woof woof, quack - quack, to wit to, meow meow, screech, squawk...
Mohan (Wondering what's happening): " Rishta? Yeh kya ho raha hai..lagta hai raat ka hangover abhi tak hai..."
An old man grabbed Mohan by his shoulder and said, "Arey Mohan beta tumne shadi kar li? Woh bhi ek gadhi se?...Kiyon itna peete ho? Meri ghodi kiya buri thi?"
Mohan : "Arey nahin uncleji! Main kabhi nahin peeta, kasam se par mere papaji aur dadaji ney kaha toh maine peeli ? Main toh soch raha tha mere papaji mujhe is liye pilayi hai ki main sabke samne Mehga ke liye apni feeling bata do...par yeh Riddima se shaadi ka idea mera nahi...mere papa aur dadaji ka hai...mera nahin."
Pushing the old man aside, another man, a poor madari came forward and demanded, " Arey Mohan Bhatnagar mere baat sun...bata kaun hai tera baap ...main usi se nibat leta hoon."
Mohan: " Sudhir Butdaggar...par itmain meri galti nahin hai...main toh bas Riddima ke papa ki last wish poori kar raha..."
Madari : "Arey beta toh meri last wish bhi poori kar de..Bhagwaan tera bala karega...Meri bandariya ka mere baad is duniya main kai nahin hai...beta Animal Rights waale bahut active ho gaye hai, main kab tak iss bandariya ka aur apna peit bharoonga...meri bechari bandariya ko bhi sahaara de de...tu toh bada mahan hai, Beta."
Another papaji, holding a beautiful parrot in his hand, pulled Mohan and said angrily, "Tumhaare Sudhir Butdaggar ne aisa twist dikhaya ki mere saare totey ud gaye...ab meri toti ka kiya hoga bolo?yeh toh bilkul beshaaara ho gain na...aur iska jimmedha bhi tu hi hai...ab tujhe mere toti se shaadi karni padegi..."
Mohan: "Arey iss story track ne toh mere bhi tote uda diye...main kahan jaoo...Guru !!!! Bacha.."
Just then Miss catty shouted and said to her dad, " Meow, meoe... papaji yeh queue bahut lambhi hai aur main ab wait nahin kar sakti..."
Miss catty jumped in frustration and out she go on to the top of Mohan's balcony and started shouting (Sholey style), " Arey juna mohaulla waalo, yeh jo Mohan hain na...iss pe meri kab se nazar thi,roz issey bike pea ate gaate dekhti thi... main toh Monu ko propose bhi karne waali thi, par beech main yeh gadhi aa gayi main..bolo issey beech main apni tang ladane ki kiya zaroorat thi?"
At last Mrs. Gadhi Bhatnagar had to open her mouth, "hee haw, hee haw...Nahin mera pati sirf mera hai..."
Miss Catty : " Purrr...nahin Mohan mera hai...." and jumped at Mrs. Gadhi. Mohan was perplexedly watching the commotion. A female owl flew and rested on Mohan's head claiming her possession, " Mohan sirf mera hai..." addressing softly to Mohan, "Mohan dear dekho umhaare khayaalon main main raat bhar jagti rehti hoon..mujhe tumhare karan insomniya ho gaya hai...Oh my 'Mahan' Doctor Do'little!...Please mujh se shaadi kar lo..na."
Megha heard the uproar and came out with Ved.
Megha: "Arey yeh Mohan ke ghar main kiya ho raha hai?...Mohan kahan hai?"
Guru: " Baiyaa wahan hai...saare janwaro, chidiyon aur unke paap logon ne Mohan ko gher rakha hai...pata nahin yeh 'Mahaanta' aur kiya liyavrand dikhayegi?"
Mohan saw Megha and ran towards her. A female pig pulled his shirt and shouted, " Oink ...Oink..Monu darling meri bhi toh suntan ja...mera bhi koi nahin hai...mujhe bhi sahara dijiye mahapurush..."
Mohan : "Arey ab aur ruka toh pata nahin purush bhi rahonga ki nahin..." He saw a horse sanding at the end of the queue. He hopped onto its back.
Mohan to Megha, " Chal Megha aub iss ghode pe bhag chale..bas ek yehi raasta baaki hai..."
Mohan willingly caught hold of his hand and Mohan pulled her up.
Just then , the Miss Ghodi stopped, shook her back, stood briefly on her hind legs. Poor Megha could not control herself and fell down on the ground. Godhi smirked, gave a winning look at Megha and galloped awayand said, "Neigh Neigh...Mohan ko mujh se cheen na hi nahin, namumkin hai..." Mohan kept souting, "Megha , Guru...bachao..."
Ved: " Yeh toh Mohan ko kidnap kar ke le gayi.."
Mrs. Gadhi and all the animals ran after Miss Ghodi... "Mera Monu, ...Mera pati.., Mera..Mohan.."
Megha made a crying face and said to Ved... "Mera number kab aayega papaji?"
Sorry girls and ladies if you find this post absurd and bizarre.🤪 Thankfully, I have all the freedom of speech in India. I have a right to proclaim my absurd ideas like our dear writers do. 😆 So take your flight of imagination and if you can create bizarre reasons to marry, I am sure Mohan Bhatnagar is not far away.🤣 You can also send your CV's and proposals to dad Mr. S. Butdagger and dadaji..PH..Darkshine..🤣
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