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Posted: 13 years ago

#351

Maan mein hi koi gadbad hai ab Geet to nahin thi phir bhi takra raha hai...aur aaj tak hum Geet ko dosh dete the...

Talliji khud talli hain aur doosron ko talli keh rahe hain...

yeh log saare modes of transportation use karne wale hain kya...kahaan se aaye hain kahan ja rahe hain ki first they took so long train journey and now they will have to catch flight...

very hillarious update...

thanx for pm...

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HeytzMaaneet

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Posted: 13 years ago

#352

Loved both the update

I'm loving this Maan😉

Geet as usual Hoshiarpur express😆

Waise Maan ke loose motions ka kya hua😎

Continue soon

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---nishu---

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Posted: 13 years ago

#353

Originally posted by: tushti-kiran

Maan mein hi koi gadbad hai ab Geet to nahin thi phir bhi takra raha hai...aur aaj tak hum Geet ko dosh dete the... sooo bad
how could you forget yeh geet ki sangat ka hi asar hai😆

Talliji khud talli hain aur doosron ko talli keh rahe hain...abhi toh saara safar rahta hai

yeh log saare modes of transportation use karne wale hain kya...kahaan se aaye hain kahan ja rahe hain ki first they took so long train journey and now they will have to catch flight...what is their any problem dear

very hillarious update...koun si line dear😕

thanx for pm...

you r most welcome

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---nishu---

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Posted: 13 years ago

#354

Originally posted by: heytal
Loved both the updatemaine three part post kiye the😕
I'm loving this Maan😉 me tooo😳
Geet as usual Hoshiarpur express😆kuch logo ko kabhi nahi badle sakte
Waise Maan ke loose motions ka kya hua😎hold per hai😉
Continue soondoing that now⭐️
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---nishu---

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Posted: 13 years ago

#355

hey janagi thanxxx dear

you r really gud .

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Posted: 13 years ago

#356

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---nishu---

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Posted: 13 years ago

#357

😡😡😡hey guysss give me comment and like yaar

and their is this budi rajmata

lagta hai sach main mar gayi

and wher the hell is

miss mars and sara dear

maine tum dono ki kattiii

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Posted: 13 years ago

#358

part -7

ok guys as our devil dev is finish with his talk so he decide to go back to ticket line but when he turn he simply bump in talli(kya baat hai talli aaj sab tujh se hi takra rahe hai may they also want one sip but kahne se darte hai, impression kharab ho jaayega . and what you all think is gadhe dev ki takkar geet se hogi this can only happen in MEL'S dream😆 ) as they both collide dev try to help talli to stand as he is too on to stand by himself

talli : oye apne app ko hero samjha hai kya

mujhe dhakka mar raha hai

oye teri ki ,lagta hai tu bhi piye la hai

hi hi hiii

issi liye shayaad mere ko ladki samajh kar line mar raha hai😉

dev : i m sorry sir,aisi koi baat nahi hai

sorry kah kar dev to try mar raha tha ki patli gali se nikal le but seems like apna talli is all ready for it as when dev try to move he catch his hand tightly so that he can not leave with out giving his answer.

talli : oye, har baat per sorry worry nahi chalta hai

pahle bata mujhe dhaka kyo maara.

dev : arre baba kah diya na sorry galti ho gayi maaf kar do

talli : arre maaa f,maa vaa koi nahi hai idhar

pahle bata mujhe dhaka kyu maara

dev : shut up

talli : shut up, mujhe shut up bol raha hai sorr toh bolta thik tha,tu abhi ruk main police ko bulata hu policeee policeee

with all this noise dev feel its better to push talli and run to save his life warna saara plan start hone se pahle hi finish ho jaaye ga. all thanks to talli

as dev run from their so our neta ji come to join talli

neta ji : aa rahi hai

aa rahi hai police

thaoda shant hi jaayo

taali : police aa rahi hai

hiii

toh aane do, mujhe kya

main to chala

here air port authorities make last call for geet as she is still not conformed her seat(kaise kare

she is sleeping na) and so our maan is all smiling and our oldie (uncle ji) who stand by his side is all confused all thanks to maan but suddennely maan face fell as he able to see a taxi stop in front gate of airport and here come our bandit queen.

uncle ji : kya baat hai beta pahle tum khush the aur ab ek du yeh tumne apna face kyu latka liya

maan :nahi ,nahi

kuch nahi hai uncle

jis musibat se bach kar bhaag kar aaya tha

woh yaha bhi aa gayi.

uncle ji : musibat

and here come our basanti apni shanno par sawaar

running like their is no day after tomorrow and she also bump into ( yaar is talli ki toh nikal padi)talli

talli : areee sorry sorry

geet : what sorry, idiot

talli : kya baat hai khud takkar mari ,sorry kahne ki jagah idiot hiii hiii

pita toh main hu par lagta hai saari duniya ko nasha ho gaya hahi

geet : shut uppp

poor talli first time sorry bola and shut up. woh toh nikal liya and our geet sit down to collect her stuff which fall down and like a pakka villian dev made his entry to impress geet .

dev : excuse me , may i help u( i feel like killing him)

geet : smile ,yesss (whattt smile)

dev : chaliye ab aapki ticket bhi conform kar lete hai.aap mujhe apni ticket de dijye aue change kar lijiye jaa kar flight abhi take off karne wali hai.

with all this geet take his bag and start to move towards washroom ,where i n the way she saw our maan.who turn his back to geet after seeing her coming close to him

geet : sharam nahi aati, mujhe utta nahi sakte the,khud chale aaye.tumhe pata tha na ki mujhe bhi yahi flight catch karni hai.

maan : maine tumhe jagaya nahi, arre maine to tumhe itni awaaz di,itni awaaz di ki agar koi deaf bhi hota na toh woh bhi jaag jata. magar aap hai ki jaagi hi nahi.

waise aap itni acchi neend ke liye koun si goliya leti hai.

mujhe bhi de dijiye ,aaj kal neend hi nahi aati

geet : mera bas chale na toh main tumhe pistol ki golli khila du.

maan : whattt

kyu maine kya kiya hai

geet : maineee kya kiya hai

liar, lofar youuu losser

tune t.c. ko bhi mana kar diya tha na ki mujhe nahi uttana kyoki main goa holiday par jaa rahi hu. and mera ticket bhi goa ke liye expad karve diya.

mujhe toh goa nahi jaana but tujhe main jarrur agra ke mental hospital main jarur pahucha dugi. tu wahi par suit karega

and jo oldie ab tak chup tha feel like to speak nahi to yeh dono toh kabhi stop nahi hoge

uncle : kya baat hai beta ,kafi naraaz lag rahi ho

geet : see na uncle is duffer ne eee

maan : wah wah ,kya phoolo ki barsaat ho rahi hai mere liye

geet : shut up

uncle : tell me beta ,what is the matter.

geet : actually uncle hum dono ek hi company main interview ke liye ja rahe hai.and isse laga kahi mai iska patta na saaf kar du is liye is ne mera hi patta saaf karne ka plan banaya.

maan : excuse me ,uncle iski ramayan kafi lambi hai,i have to use toilet,aap mera bag pakad le please. and he left .

geet : iskiii toh main

uncle main ek minute mai aayi

after seeing geet coming to him maan run in to loo which frustrate geet more and to settle her score she lock the door of toilet and put the board of

NOT IN USE

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

And left for ladies room to change witha evil smile on her face

okkk guys what you think maan flight le paayega

part 8 https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/60999468�

Edited by 9n9i9s9h9u9 - 13 years ago

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deepali1022

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Posted: 13 years ago

#359

wow wat a dhasu entry by geet...

Hehehee...dev is also maring his chance...

Talli is realy great...kisi ko nai choda...

Omg ab to lgta hai maan gaya...

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