Eijaz- 'Fan of the day Contest' day3 - Page 10

Eijaz: Hello, my name is Hum
Me: Hello Hum, I am Tum.
Eijaz: Did you know that I m in love with Anita and going to marry her?
Me: Sach. Wow. Hum Anita se shaadi karega? Ye to bohot khushi ki baat hai. 😆

To everyone:
HUM (me) Weds Anita

😆

To Eijaz: Tum jao Tanna ke paas apni tanhai duur karne, ya Nimmo ke paas apne ghao par namak chidakne.

It's lame, but I was bored...

I think that makes me Anita fan of the day not Eijaz fan. 😆 😆 😆

I probably should have written this in English but Hum Tum are so much cuter in Hindi, so here's my Hinglish version:

Tum: Yeh Hum kaha rhe gaya! Always late! Sab ladke ase hi hote hai, stupid and can't tell time!

Hum: Hi Tum!

Tum: …

Hum: Ise kya huwa? Yeh ladkiya humesha naraz kyu hoti hai? In logo se baat karne ka fiida hi nahi hai!

Tum: Tum phirse late kyon aye?

Hum: 'Tum' late thi kya? No problem, per next time time per ajana.

Tum: Argh!!! Hum nahi Tum!

Hum: Ha, 'Tum'!

Tum: Nahi, argh! Tumse baat karne ka koi fiida nahi. Tum stupid ho!!!

Hum: Kapne aap ke bare mein asa nahi khete, Tum itni bhi stupid nahi ho…

Tum: Argh!!!

Hum: It's okay sweetheart, it doesn't matter if you're stupid as long as you're beautiful. Iske bunyaad pe tumhe tv serial mein kaam mil jayega. Aur mein itna bara star ho ke mere saath spotted hone se tumhe publicity bhi milegi!

Tum: Aww, you think I'm beautiful?

Hum: Nahi, per Balaji ke beauticians itne ache hai ke that can be fixed too!

Tum: Kya? I hate you!!!

Tum walks away and even though he won't admit it, Hum Tum ke bina nahi rhe sakta and so he goes after her.

Hum: Yaar, tum kaha ja rahi ho. Agar Tum nahi rahogi to mere TRPs high kese rahenge?

Tum: To batao, late kyun aye?

Hum: Mein Anita ke saat tha aur phir Karishma agayi. Un dono se door jaake Jen ke paas gaya ke Sanjeeda agayi. Kya karu, kitne sari ladkiyo ko sambhalte sambhalte mein late hogaya.

Tum: Kya, dosri ladki ke saat tha?

Hum: Ladki nahi, Ladkiya!

Tum: ARGH!!! and Tum leaves while Hum wonders-

Hum: Jabhi mein dosri ladkiyo ke bare mein baat karta hoon to yeh naraz kyun hoti hai? Pagal lagti hai…

Originally posted by: ddddd

who one the 2nd one??! 😲 i missed 😭

I missed it too Lika 😭, i was out since u told to keep this week free for the weddings,i thgt i shud take advantage of Sun off 😆 😆

Desi Di n Lika Jenny won the second one 😃

Congrats Jenny 👏 👏 👏

Oooo..i need to think bout this one too 😳 😉

ok so it would start off as mr. hoxy trying to explain to the gurls on IF what he has learned from his experience with gurls

thats him teaching


then its tum's/my turn to teach eijoo the eijooian language

thats me/tum teaching

😳 love of an eijooian 😉