Eijaz- 'Fan of the day Contest' day3 - Page 6

Okay so here's my lame attempt at comedy😳..i avoided the naughty thgts 😳 😆 😆 😆

F: Where's the pizza?😆

E: Huh, what pizza😕..I'm not a delivery boy. I was hoping I could get a bottle of water to cool down my car's engine.

F: So really no pizza?…then I'm sorry my parents taught me not to talk to strangers😆..*begins closing door*

E: Hey, but I'm Eijaz Khan..you've never heard of me?!😲
Please ma'am..I just need your help..i'm on a date right now

F: Date!😲 *Heart breaks but hides disappointment.*…okay hold on I'll get it

*grabs bottle of water from kitchen..runs into hallway to see Eijoo standing there*

F: Mister..i know I did not specify for you to wait outside but I sure meant it

E: Sorry, could I just clean up this grease off my hands

I begin showing him to the washroom but Eijoo opens the wrong door to reveal my bedroom or more like a shrine for Eijoo 😳..his pics plastered everywhere and 'I heart Eijoo' written all over my books..

E: *He steps back a lil afraid*😆..hehe I guess you do know who I am then 😆

F: Oh my bad, that's you..you look so different in real life hehe😆..*nervous laughter*

*shows him the washroom and bangs head on the wall outside*

F: thinking to self 'so much for pretend like u don't know him plan..time for plan b'

*quickly runs into bedroom, kicks off slippers and changes into jeans and a top*

*Eijoo exits the bathroom..I hand him the bottle…he looks at my less dishevelled appearance*

E: Thanks *makes his way to the front door*

A: *Beeps car horn*..Eijaz jaldi ajao..we're gonna be late for K.A.N.K!

E to A: Coming Anita 😳

E to M: Btw I preferred the cute rabbit…*flashes his million dollar grin*

F: *Too stunned to speak so just nods*

He leaves…thinks to self 'maar daala' 😳 😆

Heres me having a go😳😳

Doorbell Rings

L: I'll get it (I run downstairs and open the door)

How much is it?

E: How much is wot? (Confused😕😕)

L: The pizza….duhhhhhhhhhhhh😆😆 (Now looks up)

OMG...its u😲😲!!!! (Finds it hard to breathe😆)

E: Umm yeah…Hi…I'm Eijaz…nice to meet u

L: Yeahhhh its u…the one n only Eijaz!! (In Shock that Eijaz is at her doorstep😲)

E: Well as u can see there is a storm outside…in was wondering if I could use ur phone…my mobile is dead…I need to tell my dad I won't be able to make it home today coz of the rain😊

L: So where u gonna stay??

E: Oh...in my car

L: Ummm…u could stay here for the night if u want…until the rain stops u know😳😆

E: Oh No…I can't do that…I can see u have guests round (He sees girls looking down from the stairs)

L: Noooo am sure…they won't mind…they will stay upstairs…won't u girls😆?? (They run back into the room)

E: Ok…but can I jus use the bathroom plzzz? …I've been holding it for some time now😆

L: Huh? Ohhh Sureeeeee

Go up the stairs…first room on the right

E: Ok thanks (runs up the stairs)

Opens the bedroom door by mistake and sees the mess in the room…n all the girls mucking round…gets scared and quickly slams the door shut.

He eventually finds the bathroom after going through every room in the house😉😆.

E: Thnx for letting me use the bathroom

L: It's ok…are u ok sleeping on the Sofa??

E: No no…I'm ok on the sofa…no need to take any trouble

I go back upstairs to my friends while Eijaz tries to go to sleep…he keeps on twisting n turning…after an hour or so I go down to check on Eijaz. He is cold and is shivering, I go and get a blanket and put it over him and stare at his innocent face😳😃