BBC ( BUSY BODY CLUB) : SAMEER SONI SPEAKS HIS HEART OUT
Only reel ,not real but it can be. The choice is up to you.
Ring Ring Ring
God: The number you called is no longer in use. You are strictly advised to stop calling this number in future . I mean it! Why are you still on the line? Don't you understand what I just said! Put down the phone now!
Sameer: Buddy, I know you are there, so stop playing games and pick up the phone. Talk to me.
God : Hey Sameer Boy , is that you?
Sameer : Yes and for heaven's sake, what was all that about?
God: Oh that, I am pretending to be the voice mail to avoid the constant harassments from this group of Parichay fans who are hounding me with their pounding questions...they are just too impatient to wait... love to jump to conclusions.
Sameer : But what you are doing is wrong by avoiding them. You still have responsibility and obligation, after all, you did open this helpdesk hotline..
God: And I am regretting it since then! Why didn't you use my personal mobile number I gave you. ? Anyway, for you to call me is very rare considering your busy schedule and so on. So Whatzup! Everything ok at home front and work?
Sameer: Everything is fine. I have been reading the Parichay india forum
God: Oh, the forum,
Sameer: You read the forum too?
God: I have too. This is a free country. People write what they want to write and People read what they want to read.
Sameer : Well, viewers have right to say what they want, but there must be some decorum that must be observed. I have no qualms about people complaining but do it with constructive criticism for improvements and compliment when cast and crew deserves it as motivation and encouragement. Are you listening to me. ? What are you popping into that mouth of yours?
God: Er nothing... I WAS LISTENING ! ok just some lays original flavoured chips and coke zero. I tell you these chips are awesome . Saltish and you drain with that coke. Mama Mia! So divine... you want some?
Sameer: You know its bad for your health. There's too much of salt in it and coke? Why don't you eat healthy food.?
God: And you are telling this me now when I have just finished one carton of both. Thanks Sameer, I feel so good now. Burppp...
Sameer: I think I have made the right decision...
God: What's decision buddy
Sameer: I am thinking of becoming a monk in Parichay. What Say you?. ( could hear something loud crashing on the others side) Hey you are there? You ok.? Thought I heard something falling...
God: Its only me and some angels. We just fell out from our seats after you said that Why Sameer, why?
Sameer: Well, after reading the forum, I was lost as to what I should do.
God: Sometimes, you need to call the lost and found hotline. They might just help you to find the way back. What's goin on in that head of yours now?
Sameer: You know, I try to make everyone happy and
God: Is to get rid of everybody and just focus on you alone. No one but you alone?
Sameer: Exactly. We can't go wrong with this one right?
God: Let me just think. I need to visualize it . So Parichay is about a second chance for Kunal Chopra. Since they don't want to focus on others, why not ask the rest to go home and take all scenes, just with you for another 800 episodes.
Sameer: Well not exactly. The rest can have cameo roles. Like let them visit me in the monastery showing Siddhi and the baby...my parents begging me to come home, Thakrals joining me along with Gaurav...
God: Stop! I cannot take this anymore Sameer! Its suicidal! A monk! Seriously you cannot think of anything else?
Sameer: What else is there to think about. At least this way, I can show, that I have lost everything in life and as a second chance, I have changed my career and went into the spiritual line to help others. Wouldn't that be great?
God: And your fans would still want twists and turn. They would want Thakral to be the Dalai Lama. And they would want Richa to be this amma woman. And siddhi to be Mother Theresa . Please Sameer, drop this silly idea and do whatever you can but not a monk please!. Can you imagine the phone calls I am going to receive? You want me to die prematurely is it! Huh, Huh,huh!!!!
Sameer: hahahaha. I am just kidding! Relax..
God: Thank god for that. You had me worried there for a moment you know. Don't ever do that!
Sameer: Sometimes, life is like a box of chocolates. You don't know what you gonna get.
God: Sameer I hate to say this but nowadays it written in the back of the chocolate box exactly what you are going to pop into your mouth. You have to drop the forest grump tagline. Its quite obsolete . Actually I have another option for you. Michael!!! Give that plastic toy to that little girl! Whitney, stop smoking that glue,! It not what you think, woman!! Gianni, what the hell is this?
Sameer: Who are you talking to now?
God: Michael Jackson. You won't believe this guy. He's obsessed with plastic. Lucifer brought him accidentally here coz we did not recognize him with so much plastic on his body and that face. Talk about accidents and this is one good one. And Whitney Houston, keep smoking that stuff again and again, we could not recognise her with so much of smoke...another wrong person. And Gianni Versace. Give me sec. .Hey Gianni,. I asked you to make a G string from the actual material, not from a dental floss and a hanky! I can pay you know for quality stuff... You call this creative?. no wonder they shot you like a dog outside your house for being kinky! These three are really a pain in the neck for me.
Sameer: What options were you talking about.
God: Stand up for me will you. Yeah, move a little to the left, now right. Suck in your tummy and turn around. Wriggle you bottom a bit. Ok it will do.
Sameer: What will do?
God: You have got a nice tight butt for a pole dancing as an exotic stripper for alternative career! Hey Whitney go write a nice full monty song. Mike go practice some nice new dance steps, and Gianni, get that G-string right. And Michael , give me back my Plastic bottle. I saw you slipping that in your pants. Off you go. Want Sameer to be be smoking hot when he swings on that pole... Hmmm. imagine the response, the TRPS rising
Sameer: Have you gone mad! I am not doing this .
God: I know. I was just pulling your leg...hahaha. Just give me sec. The nutcase is calling me. Don't say a word. Just listen to this. Yes. Hello , this is the godhelpdesk hot line. How can I help you.?
Parichay fan: I don't like the new Richa. She gives me the chill. Even now as I am talking to you I feel the chill behind my back.
God: That's because the fridge door is opened behind you, you paranoid freak!. Next caller!
Parichay fan: There's too much crying by the Chopras and the Thakrals. Even I can feel the wetness on my head as I walk around in my house.
God: That's because your roof is leaking.!
Parichay fan: What do I do now?
God: Get a new roof? Next!
Parichay fan: I want Kunal to get a job. I have enough of his NATO .
God : What's that?
Parichay fan: No action talk only!
God: You know a little patience here would be appreciated.
Parichay fan: I have been very patient for a long time. Enough is enough. What's he doing going mushy mushy with his wife without a job and romancing her...I can't take it anymore!. This is the last for me. I am calling it quits and not going to watch this anymore. I am leaving Parichay. Swtich to other channels...
God: Ok go. Be happy.
Parichay fan: I am leaving. I am going to go ... I mean it. I am going , going , going now...walking slowly. One two three , four , four and quarter, half, three quareter... Did you call me to stop?
God: No I didn't. You can go. I wanna you to be happy and not sad. If by leaving you get happiness, then I won't stop you. Its your choice. People always have choices and you have made yours and I respect your decision. So go and be happy.
Sameer: Hey before you go, I just want to say Thank you for all the support you have given me. Without you guys, I would not have won the award. Thanks bro..
Parichay fan: MyGOD, IS THAT SAMEERJI. Oh sir I am sorry. I did not mean what I said. I mean you are the only reason I watch the show. You the greatest actor. I simply love your show. I don't miss a single episode. Please don't leave us. Plzzz...! We love especially the SINAL. Super Jodi Sir.
Sameer:. Thanks buddy for all the nice compliments. Don't worry I am here for the long haul.
Parichay fan: You meant that? That's the truth, nothing but the absolute truth?
Sameer: Of course. We take your views seriously. We are making some changes but buddy, listen you need to have some patience...give us some time. Did you see changes recently.
Parichay: Yeah,Actually I did. Your mum has stopped talking about Anand. There's more SINAL romantic moments. We did ask for Richa and you guys brough her back to add sugar and spice right?
Sameer: Exactly. Now about my job...
Parichay: I didn't mean what I said just now.!
Sameer: Don't worry about it. Do you really think, that I will be jobless for a long time with so much responsibilities on my shoulders.? Now with new baby coming
Parichay: About the baby. Will there by any MC
Sameer: No buddy,I don't think so. Its our love child. Many of you might not agree, but I and Siddhi , already love this child so much. This is my very own flesh and blood. I have now a greater purpose in life to achieve what I want for my family and my wife and kid. Please don't ask me to kill my baby. I assure you it was conceived with much love and I wasn't irresponsible and I was in the right frame of mind and senses during the conception process.. Imagine, we go around killing babies because of the circumstances it was conceived and the father did not have a job.? Then I can tell you, if our parents had taken such a decision, many of us would not be here today. So the answer is no. My baby is here to stay and don't worry, it will be well taken care, provided and going to be showered with lots of love by both Siddhi and me. And Yes, I will be with a job. Just wait and see. Okay?
Parichay fan: Wow, that's great news Sameer Sir. I know we say things sometimes which we don't mean but we mean well actually.
Sameer: I know. Your intentions are good. You guys are very passionate about the show . That's why I am working with the creatives to manage viewers expectations. But if you have any feedback, write to us and tell us what can be improved. That's all I ask.
Parichay fan: Thank you Sameer Sir.
God: Dynomite ! That's so nice of you man! I am proud of you. But I am thinking if what you are thinking is going to work, then I think, the viewers will think differently . Don't you think, that would be worth watching? What do you think?
Sameer: I think you and I think the same and I think its perfect and I think this is the only way to go about it. Now I think its time for my to say goodbye to everyone.
God: I think so too. Any last word, before you call it a day.?
Sameer: Thanks to all my fans for all your continued support . I really appreciate it. For those who still believe in me, once again thank you very much for having the trust , faith, belief and confidence in me for I will deliver.Love you all. Take care! Be positive ! Good night!
God: Morale of the story is...be positive. Its just entertainment. Enjoy the show.
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