Allrounder Sumar Singh ke haryanvi Jokes.. - Page 3

Originally posted by: indianfighter

Wow, awesome post Sir ji! 👏

I did not need the to read the English translation as I understand Punjabi, which is quite similar to Haryanvi. I see you have included some Punjabi sentences too, like "Ae majh diyan donaa singhaan utte be jaa, appe hi Singapore ponch javega!!".😆 Keep rocking the forum with your jokes of jokes! 😃

Originally posted by: set_raj

Thanks a lot Major Sandeep...😆

Waise Haryanvi is a mixture of Punjabi, hindi, gujrati and Rajasthani lang...but I love their accent and the words used by them...they are so funny...😊😃

Originally posted by: set_raj

Chinta mat karo Baalike..Jaldi koi aanewala hai aapki zindagi mein..😊

Thanks sis for ur compliment..

Ok here is the translation of last joke..:-

...Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke Sumer se rasta bujhan lagya.
Sumer bolya, "Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe ne ho liye aur aage jakke sajje ne."
Babu bolya, "Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho.
Sumer bollya, "Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?"...

A guy from city ask the address from Sumer...

Sumer replies:- ou do one thing take a left turn and go straight and thn turn right..''

Guy said..''I am talking with you in respect (He was referring him Aap in hindi...)..and you are disrespecting me (as Sumer was saying Tu yahan se...so he was angry)

Sumer answered..'''So should I call you Bapu?..'' (Phir kya main aapko bapu boloon..?..)