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Sumer Singh ke haryanvi Jokes..😉
Lo jee..hazir hai Sumer Singh the Allrounder Jat ke chatpate haryanvi Jokes..Few of the members requested to post jokes in haryanvi bhaasaa...😉😉
1...Ik Sumer ka Tau thand lagne se kamp raha tha. Te Samar ne doctor ko phone kiya.
Doctor: Kay hua re thaare bapu ko?
Sumer: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai...
2..Police Inspector Sumer ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar maan chori ho rahi se.
Police Inspector Sumer: Manne sone de re baawri, main te iss time duty par naah hoon...
3...A sophisticated city person comes to Haryana. He has this mistaken notion that rural people are simple and can be made fools of easily. He asks lift from a Sumer the farmer on bullock cart, saying "O paaji, sanu Singapore jana hega, twadi belgaddi le chalugi menu otthon?"
Sumer the Farmer says, "Oye aaja, be jaa".
Hearing this, the city person is momentarily shocked and asks "Ketthon beyaan?"
Sumer replies, "Ae majh diyan donaa singhaan utte be jaa, appe hi Singapore ponch javega!!"...😛...
..(Sumer says that you better sit on the horns of bull and you will reach instantly singapore..😆)
Sumer the Farmer says, "Oye aaja, be jaa".
Hearing this, the city person is momentarily shocked and asks "Ketthon beyaan?"
Sumer replies, "Ae majh diyan donaa singhaan utte be jaa, appe hi Singapore ponch javega!!"...😛...
..(Sumer says that you better sit on the horns of bull and you will reach instantly singapore..😆)4...Ek tau bus conductor Sumer se boojhan lagya, "Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi?"
Sumer bolya, "Dilli jagi".
Tau pher bolya, "Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se."
Sumer Conductor bolya, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher."😆😉...
Sumer bolya, "Dilli jagi".
Tau pher bolya, "Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se."
Sumer Conductor bolya, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher."😆😉...
(Sumer says that you can sit on the Board of the Bus and run...)
5...Sumer jat ek doosre jat sey bolya,
"Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?"
Doosra bolya, " Tanne kyunkar bera patya?"
Sumer bolya,
"Lugaai to Ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein lagwa li! Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar sakke hai?"😉...
"Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?"
Doosra bolya, " Tanne kyunkar bera patya?"
Sumer bolya,
"Lugaai to Ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein lagwa li! Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar sakke hai?"😉...
6...Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke Sumer se rasta bujhan lagya.
Sumer bolya, "Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe ne ho liye aur aage jakke sajje ne."
Babu bolya, "Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho.
Sumer bollya, "Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?"...
Sumer bolya, "Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe ne ho liye aur aage jakke sajje ne."
Babu bolya, "Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho.
Sumer bollya, "Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?"...
Keep Smiling...😃
If you cannot understand haryanvi thn please do write so that I can translate in english or hindi...
Kumkum Bhagya
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