~SMILE~

PREGNANT LADY



A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus She noticed the man



opposite her was smiling at her.



She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a



grin, so she moved again.



The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out



laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.



The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)



what he had to say for himself.



The man replied, " Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on



the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a



sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming,' and I grinned. "



" Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will



reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. "



" Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, " William's Big



Stick Did the Trick, " and I could hardly contain myself. "



" BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that



said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'... I just lost



it. "



" CASE DISMISSED!! "

i read this yesterday and Im still laughing at it 😆 so i thought maybe you guys would like to read it and have a little laugh 😉

so... SMILE! 😃

-Ruby

😆 😆 😆 thanks for posting this

HAHAHA! omggg that is the funniest thing EVER! haha

thanx for sharing 😆 😆 😆

LOLZZZZZ 😆
thanx for sharing........

its funny
but not much yaar
neways tfs 😃

😆ouchhhhhhhhh hahahaha tfs 😆fourth move 😆

😆 😆
thanks for posting this!