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Life's unanswered questions
; ; ; ; ; ; How come only car keys are the only keys
with teeth on both sides?
; ; ; ; ; ; Since bread is square, then why is
sandwich meat round?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas
when there is only one day of Christmas?
; ; ; ; ; ; When something's funny why is it called a
"knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is it that when babies are born they
only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
; ; ; ; ; ; Since a running back runs forward, why is
he called a running back?
; ; ; ; ; ; If you die and you have a broken leg do
they take the cast off?
; ; ; ; ; ; Is sign language the same in languages
other than English?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When
there is no "o" in number?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why do they call the small candy bars the
"fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
; ; ; ; ; ; Do the security guards at airports have to
go through airport security when they get to work?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why do we teach kids that violence is not
the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved
America's problems?
; ; ; ; ; ; Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing
well?
; ; ; ; ; ; If you went back in time and killed your
mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
; ; ; ; ; ; If money doesn't grow on trees then why do
banks have branches?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if
he's a monkey?
; ; ; ; ; ; If a bunch of cats jump on top of each
other, is it still called a dog pile?
; ; ; ; ; ; How important does a person have to be
before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
; ; ; ; ; ; Do the air bubbles that are created when
you fart in water, smell when they pop?
; ; ; ; ; ; When a boy is named after his dad, he is
called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
; ; ; ; ; ; Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?
; ; ; ; ; ; If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined
the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
; ; ; ; ; ; Can you cry under water?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why do people say PIN number when that
truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is Christmas colors red and green when
Santa's suit is red and white?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why do you DELETE something on the
computer, but ERASE something on paper?
; ; ; ; ; ; Since there is a rule that states "i"
before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
; ; ; ; ; ; If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house
and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?
; ; ; ; ; ; If the handicapped bathrooms are for
people who cant walk why do they put them at the end of the bathrooms?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is it that on the back of a medicine
bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why do most people put more effort into
their wedding than their actual marriage?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why do dogs walk around in circles before
lying down?
; ; ; ; ; ; Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?
; ; ; ; ; ; Do stuttering people stutter when they're
thinking to themselves?
; ; ; ; ; ; If the day before a holiday is called
Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam?
; ; ; ; ; ; How come you can kill a deer and put it on
your wall but it's illegal to keep them as a pet?
; ; ; ; ; ; What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
; ; ; ; ; ; Can someone give up lent for lent?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why would Dodge make a car called Ram?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why does a round pizza come in a square
box?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is it when we duck they call us
chicken?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is there a size 12-14, 14-16, 16-18,
and so forth, but no 13, 15, and 17?
; ; ; ; ; ; What did cured ham actually have?
; ; ; ; ; ; If CD's were spun in the opposite
direction, would it say everything backwards?
; ; ; ; ; ; If lava melts rock, wouldn't the lava melt
the volcano?
; ; ; ; ; ; If a man has no fingers, can he press
charges?
; ; ; ; ; ; Can a blind man see his future?
; ; ; ; ; ; Are children who use sign language allowed
to talk with their mouth full?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why does a round pizza come in a square
box?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why do people say, "you've been working
like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
; ; ; ; ; ; Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
; ; ; ; ; ; How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is it that when we are humming and
then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their
nose, or their
mouths?
; ; ; ; ; ; Can you blow a balloon up under water?
; ; ; ; ; ; Can crop circles be square?
; ; ; ; ; ; How do they get the air inside the bubble
wrap?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why are there black lines on a basketball?
; ; ; ; ; ; Does it really count in court when an
atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible?
; ; ; ; ; ; How come only car keys are the only keys
with teeth on both sides?
; ; ; ; ; ; Since bread is square, then why is
sandwich meat round?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas
when there is only one day of Christmas?
; ; ; ; ; ; When something's funny why is it called a
"knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is it that when babies are born they
only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
; ; ; ; ; ; Since a running back runs forward, why is
he called a running back?
; ; ; ; ; ; If you die and you have a broken leg do
they take the cast off?
; ; ; ; ; ; Is sign language the same in languages
other than English?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When
there is no "o" in number?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why do they call the small candy bars the
"fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
; ; ; ; ; ; Do the security guards at airports have to
go through airport security when they get to work?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why do we teach kids that violence is not
the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved
America's problems?
; ; ; ; ; ; Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing
well?
; ; ; ; ; ; If you went back in time and killed your
mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
; ; ; ; ; ; If money doesn't grow on trees then why do
banks have branches?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if
he's a monkey?
; ; ; ; ; ; If a bunch of cats jump on top of each
other, is it still called a dog pile?
; ; ; ; ; ; How important does a person have to be
before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
; ; ; ; ; ; Do the air bubbles that are created when
you fart in water, smell when they pop?
; ; ; ; ; ; When a boy is named after his dad, he is
called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
; ; ; ; ; ; Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?
; ; ; ; ; ; If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined
the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
; ; ; ; ; ; Can you cry under water?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why do people say PIN number when that
truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is Christmas colors red and green when
Santa's suit is red and white?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why do you DELETE something on the
computer, but ERASE something on paper?
; ; ; ; ; ; Since there is a rule that states "i"
before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
; ; ; ; ; ; If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house
and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?
; ; ; ; ; ; If the handicapped bathrooms are for
people who cant walk why do they put them at the end of the bathrooms?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is it that on the back of a medicine
bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why do most people put more effort into
their wedding than their actual marriage?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why do dogs walk around in circles before
lying down?
; ; ; ; ; ; Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?
; ; ; ; ; ; Do stuttering people stutter when they're
thinking to themselves?
; ; ; ; ; ; If the day before a holiday is called
Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam?
; ; ; ; ; ; How come you can kill a deer and put it on
your wall but it's illegal to keep them as a pet?
; ; ; ; ; ; What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
; ; ; ; ; ; Can someone give up lent for lent?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why would Dodge make a car called Ram?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why does a round pizza come in a square
box?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is it when we duck they call us
chicken?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is there a size 12-14, 14-16, 16-18,
and so forth, but no 13, 15, and 17?
; ; ; ; ; ; What did cured ham actually have?
; ; ; ; ; ; If CD's were spun in the opposite
direction, would it say everything backwards?
; ; ; ; ; ; If lava melts rock, wouldn't the lava melt
the volcano?
; ; ; ; ; ; If a man has no fingers, can he press
charges?
; ; ; ; ; ; Can a blind man see his future?
; ; ; ; ; ; Are children who use sign language allowed
to talk with their mouth full?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why does a round pizza come in a square
box?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why do people say, "you've been working
like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
; ; ; ; ; ; Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
; ; ; ; ; ; How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why is it that when we are humming and
then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their
nose, or their
mouths?
; ; ; ; ; ; Can you blow a balloon up under water?
; ; ; ; ; ; Can crop circles be square?
; ; ; ; ; ; How do they get the air inside the bubble
wrap?
; ; ; ; ; ; Why are there black lines on a basketball?
; ; ; ; ; ; Does it really count in court when an
atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible?
