Sanam mere HUMRAAZ!

Hello Everyone!

First lets hear it for a land mark episode👏. This Episode would win the award for the WORST episode so far on Ks. Worst, Hilarious, Idiotic, Pathetic… ok I stop! I am running out of words. And Mrs. Walia Congratulations on being crowned the undisputed Empress of Dodo land👏! I was so under the impression that species was extinct😕! I was so wrong! And ur husband is no less! As surprising as it might sound, I am not angry with Kasam se today… I am actually thankful for making me laugh so much😆. And moreover I wasn't bothered much about Kasam Se tonite… today my priority was Rajeev😳. Thank God for that… else I would have been throwing around the temper icons all over the place.

Let me point out what was good about the episode before I get into the galore of the Worst! Deepak Malvankar was the ONLY hero of the show today👏. Wonder who Deepak is? Well he is the cinematographer of the show. Some fresh, different and good camera work and lightings for the episode was worth a special mention. The other one has to be Ram… if not for him, I wont have sat through it at all. And a special mention for him to come up with a half baked performance. His discomfort in portraying the scene had me convinced he still had his creative sensibility in the right place😃😆. Lets see how far Ekta can stretch Ram's patience… if this continues, he just might not return to shoot for kasam se!

For some reason I thought Prachi was all excited about shooting an action sequence… I really thought the scene really made sense to her😕. She was very enthu today! Bachi hai, will learn very fast.

Now lets go through the episode frame by frame.

It was a repeat on Friday's last segment… jigyasa sang, Mrs. Chopra came along and Bani got a call from Mr. Private Number and she left.

Oh I almost forgot… there was Mrs Dixit in a flashback. Is she the real Kiran Singhania? I have my doubts, the lady who died on 29^th june was the real Kiran Singhania! Btw why was the mother talking about Rajkumars for her daughters when the kids come home saying they are tired after a day in school😕??? Did it make any sense in the 1^st place? Ur guess is as good as mine. And Bani was all senti seeing her prince charming sitting next to her. God I am getting irritated at the mention of Bani🤢! They murdered her character… I would never be able to get over the Bani I saw today.

Bani comes to Mukesh mills and yells at the top of her voice for someone around. She sees Sandy (who for a sec I thought he was Krish's duplicate! With the long over coat and the hair… he surely made up a duplicate for Krish😆) How stupid was Bani to yell at the top of her voice even when Sandy was asking her to keep quiet? I felt so sad for the guy… bechare ke kya galati hai? I so knew his life would be in danger from the time he recognized Jai and declared in the party he was the witness. He was no less a fool to do that! But I really don't want to see Shabbir die😭. And Sandy as always gave only an half the information eating up the rest. He obviously knew someone wanted to kill him, and it wasn't Jai… tho bolne mein kya jayega uska? Anyway he was shot in the arm and he fell off… he isnt yet dead.

Now for more Brain dead acts by her highness. Only Zidane whose head butt that had him out at the Finals could challenge Bani😡! What was she thinking when she tiptoed behind jai and placed her hand shoulder? She obviously didn't know it was Jai? Did she? Though he couldn't have been mistaken for anyone else. I cant even ask her 'tumhara Dimak karab hogaya' if I would ask her that...I would be an idiot asking a brainless girl if something is wrong with her brains.

Jai turned around and was shocked to see Bani. 'Bani TUM?' is what he said. Hello Mr. Walia please fill me in with the details. I thought u followed ur wife to the mill or did u get a call from Mr. Private Number? What was the shock for? Didn't u expect her there? Bani saw Jai holding a Gun and went ballistic saying he tried killing sandy coz he was telling him the truth. Uff, Lady! Jai tried to explain… but Bani par tho bhoot sawar tha! I think the idiot that he is just picked up the gun the actual killer had dropped. Else he is THE Jai Walia! He can own a gun for his safety and especially with a psyched wife… it was the need of the hour… may be someone threatened to kill bani so he got the gun for her defense… hone ko tho kuch bhi hoskata hai. Bani still being hysterical was moving back when suddenly Jai observed something… But what was it? Did he hear a clock tick inbetween hysteric cries of Bani? or did he see something? but he looked in a different direction😕. Don't know what it was… he noticed the timer bomb after Bani had stepped on it. Thank God he explained the bomb 1^st… else his wife would have moved away.

How stupid did it look jai explaining to Bani the mechanisms of the bomb? I have never ever laughed so much… not at Jai-Bani atleast! 'tum fikar math karo… main tumhe kuch hone nahi dunga' Ideally I would have been gushing at that line… but it didn't have any essence but came across as some random dialogue. Jai's inability to do anything was just to much to handle… it just went to make the scene even more stupid.

Then came the finale! Bani's farewell speech… I haven't heard something more atrocious!!! U are standing on a bomb… A BOMB! infront of u is standing the man u LOVE instead of asking him to leave the place.. u are emotionally blackmailing him to tell u the RAAZ? EXCUSE ME! Bani do u really love the guy? U probably will die… will never get a chance to say u love him? Why didn't u say U love him? wasn't that of more importance to you? U had decided to live and die for this guy! and u ask him to tell the truth coz u want to know why he is upset??? What is with ur fixation of being Jai's Humraaz😡? How am I supposed to react to this? It didn't move me one bit… I was actually saying Jai 'tu nikal wahan se… yeh marna chati hai tho marne de…even if u save her, she will get into a greater mess in no time.' It was REAL CRAP!!!

Now for our hero… makes that all important walk (the only sensible scene… all thanks to Ram!) and pushed Bani off that platform and had stationed himself on it!!! OMG! I knew he would do something like that, but I atleast expected him to have some sense… atleast I thought he would tell Bani to leave the place? Na. Akal ka koi namo nishan nahi tha, his wife had already eaten into his sense! He says 'Don't waste time Bani. Tumhe wo Raaz bhatane keliye mere pass sirf 4 min hain!' HUH? And Duffer atleast before u start ur crap I expected u to confess ur love for her. Even that didn't happen... instead he began with his farewell speech. 'tumhe kuch nahi hoga… main tumhe kuch hone nahi dunga! Acha hai main marjaunga, tumhari aankhon mein mereliye nafrat dekh nahi pata… tumhara haq banta hai mujhse nafrat karne ki, phir bhi umeed karta hoon tum mujhe kise din maaf kar paogi.' And he finally said it ' Ek HADSA hua tha aur jo us hadse mein jiski mauth huhi te wo TUMHARI MA te!'

Congratulations Bani, finally there is the Raaz is out…HAPPY? U r Jai's Humraaz now!!! I really want this Humraaz khel to end now…. even if that means Jai is thrown into the dark dungeons!!!😡

I really cant believe they could screw it up so badly! It didn't have an emotional appeal, no trill, no suspense, no horror to it. NOTHING AT ALL! And how stupid does it sound having two people who love eachother standing in front of one another watching the other one die, and still want to talk about the Raaz??? And did they even realize that they were in a circumference of a bomb? A BOMB!!! And it could probably blow up both of them? Why didnt they ask one and another to leave the place? Or atleast say they will die with the other? Whatever made them think standing 10 feet away would save the other? If it were such a stupid harmless bomb, then it would be worth the risk to step away. But NO! They were bent upon screwing up EVERYTHING!

If t'row one or both of them die… I really wont feel one bit… not after hearing their farewell speech!!! But I really doubt if it is a bomb in the 1^st place… wont be surprised if the alarm goes off after 4 minutes!!! The next 4 minutes will be equal to 4 mins on Jupiter which might be equal to 4 days on earth... they can drag teh story for eternity... unless Ram collapsed again Looks like Ram fell ill after this shot!

Watching Jai and Bani stand on that platform looking down at the clock and countdown to their death was the funniest moment of the day. It looked as if they were standing on a weighing machine and were horrified at their weight😆! Btw I was wondering what kind of a bomb did Jai expect it to be? Some rocket kind… that will take off with him and blast in the sky there by saving his wife😕? I had a tough time controlling my laughter imagining Jai take off like a rocket😆!

Btw I really don't think Jai or Bani will be harmed. I feel Sandy will come to the rescue and push Jai out and die himself coz he is shot in any case and will be death anyway😭! Though I feel he has been shot in the arm. If I have to see Shabbir die, then Jai-Bani have it from me.😡 How on earth are they going to live with the guilt of being responsible for someone's death? I have no idea how they are going to salvage Bani's image after this debacle… I surely don't think I will ever think high of her now… she was plain STUPID😡! Jai and Sandy are paying for it😭!

CHEER UP Everyone... I think 2row will be much better… infact all the future episode would be better… IT REALLY CANT GET ANY WORSE! 😃

Another round of applause for the cast and crew of kasam se for having the conviction and courage to actually go ahead with the crapiest storyline they have ever developed… and actually have it aired on International Television. Now that is what I call Self Confidence👏! Hats off to you guys. And Ram, thank you for being the only exception!👏

That's it from me…

Bye for now.

Lots of Luv

Anu.

Ps: Did I actually SEE what I wrote about? I still cant believe it!

And one more doubt… does anyone know who Miss Palampur is😕? That is the mystery that is currently eating up my brains now. And since it has Big B involved i am more curious😕

Anu didi

Gr8 Analysis!! well i would also vote it the WORST KASAMH SE EPISODE SO
FAR AWARD!!!

great analysis anu👏
i have just finished watching the videom it look so cartoonist 😆

Wow awesome analysis 👏

Raaz sure was a disappointment 🤢 and my poor Jai needs to take a good rest has he looks tired and sick 😭 Bani was pathetic they way she blackmailed Jai to tell her the raaz instead confessing her love for him

Anu....kya kamaal ka analysis tha! 👏
I swear I was just going to write down almost all the points that you mentioned! I'm glad there's at least 1 other person who thinks like me! I was dead sure that RK with a sensible head on those broad shoulders wouldn't have been comfortable going ahead with this stupidity but like I said in another post of mine I'm glad he was professional enough to do so with dignity! Kudos to Ram again and special mention that I respect him even more (if that was possible in the first place!😳 ) 👏
I think Bani's excitement on doing the scenes will soon die down after watching the TRP's hit an all-time low! I mean what did Kekta think of us...we might be addicted to the show but some of us still think with our heads unlike her team! 😕
What exactly was Sandy doing there anyways? Are they going to ever tell us if he got an unknown caller's SMS as well? 😕
Anyways Bani the genius might as well declare herself a bimbo and move on in life! I can't agree more on the thoughts that run through her head while standing on a bomb! I mean what happened to all that declaration of love for her hubby dearest when it comes to the last 6 mins of your life! News flash Bani you were talking to yourself in your head! You didn't say anything out loud! Sometimes I think they forget that coz they talk within themselves so much! 😡
Anyways I guess Jai's stance of telling her the truth about the raaz seems much more reasonable and appropriate considering that his dimwit of a wife was ready to give up her entire life for it and that he didn't wanna die with guilt. I realise I'm partial with the guy but it truly is much more sensible than Bani's situation so I've no qualms with it! 😳 I'm still in fact going to give Kekta credit and say that his confession is up in the first half tomm. At least he might decide to use his last mins wisely and declare his love for his wife indicating what matters to him most! 😛
I don't think either of them will die either. Although I don't share the same views for Shabbir I doubt if he'll die either. There will be no death...in fact like I responded to MT's post on the confirmation that Jai won't die...I just completely assumed it's going to be one of those Hindi film climax with the hero escaping from every adversity so there was no question in my mind that Jai would die. Although I suppose I have to criticise him and say that if he told Bani to leave as soon as he stood on that bomb I might've had less of a cliched experience! 😛

wow! great analysis!! This and the update were definitely fun to read...can't wait to watch the video and laugh my head off 😆 😆 😆

I tink Bani would call Pushkar again like alwayz. 😆 😆 😆 And Pushy would save her and tis time her husband Walia too!! And anywayz who is the person who shot Sandy and who placed the bomb?? Tat person must have left the building by now I guess.

Originally posted by: suku

I tink Bani would call Pushkar again like alwayz. 😆 😆 😆 And Pushy would save her and tis time her husband Walia too!! And anywayz who is the person who shot Sandy and who placed the bomb?? Tat person must have left the building by now I guess.

oh no if pushkar dies, who will pia badger?😆

great analysis anu.. 👏 it's a really boring episode..hopefully tomorrow's episode will be better..

Originally posted by: anushka_5

CHEER UP Everyone... I think 2row will be much better… infact all the future episode would be better… IT REALLY CANT GET ANY WORSE! 😃

Another round of applause for the cast and crew of kasam se for having the conviction and courage to actually go ahead with the crapiest storyline they have ever developed… and actually have it aired on International Television. Now that is what I call Self Confidence👏! Hats off to you guys. And Ram, thank you for being the only exception!👏

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Well Anu, Thanks for encouraging words that it can't get any worse....Let's hope they all come back to their senses and we can treat it as temporary insanity case..😡

Well my theory for todays hog wash epic is that a very frustrated viewer/s wanted the Raaz to end and took the matter in his/her own hands and made the unit shoot todays horror ....I think in fear ,the creators forgot aboout the JAi and Bani's confession of love to each other and that is why even minutes from death J&B kept talking about the Raaz rather then their Love confession... What's the point of having a crisis if you cannot talk about what's important to you?

Ekta are you happy now that KS has been Kusumised?