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Netri

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Posted: 13 years ago

#31

Let's take a trip to Disney

Sushan had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.

As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"

After thinking for a minute, the driver [ Suhana ] said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.

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Sheema

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Posted: 13 years ago

#32

Originally posted by: netri

You've got mail
Suhana quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.

She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."

Suhana answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

She is married to IT engineer!! ab itna bhi kiya !!! shukar hai she read MAIL not MALE!!

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Netri

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Posted: 13 years ago

#33

Your kid has been kidnapped

A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

I know Suhana might not b this dumb ... 🤣

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Netri

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Posted: 13 years ago

#34

How many sheep do I have?

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.

Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.

The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.

Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.

She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.

She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"

The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."

🤣🤣🤣

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BeHappyAlways

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Posted: 13 years ago

#35

Originally posted by: venture

Rano went to the pizza place and ordered a pizza. The pizza guy asked her if she wanted it cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Arahy Bhai, six," she said. "I could never eat twelve pieces."

Ishaan went into his room and found Suhana painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice brown coat

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,

"For best results, put on two coats".

I am a Suhana Premi so I am already Offended !!! 😉