KK and Suhana - Page 2

Netri

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Q: Why couldn't the suhana manage to make Ice-Cubes?
A: She couldn't find the recipe

Q: What do you call a MAN holding a brief case, up a tree?
A: The Branch Manager.

Suhana and Ishna are driving down the highway in a convertible. Ishan knows that he's speeding so he asks Suhana if there's a cop behind them. Suhana looks behind her and sees a cop and tells Ishan . Ishan then asks if his he's got his lights on. Suhana replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"

A police officer stops Suhana for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Posted: 13 years ago

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🤣🤣🤣🤣Sheema Di and Nets... you guys are on roll... that is so hilarious... Two Coats... 🤣 and Yes... No... Yes... No... 🤣🤣

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leavesandwaves

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Suhana and Ishna are driving down the highway in a convertible. Ishan knows that he's speeding so he asks Suhana if there's a cop behind them. Suhana looks behind her and sees a cop and tells Ishan . Ishan then asks if his he's got his lights on. Suhana replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"

Cool joke.😆

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poonam balani

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Posted: 13 years ago

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now now you are making fum of my suhana haa...lol ...i may get offended im telling you...but as long as you dont bring ragz in...you may carry on...ill look the other way...lol

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: shilu999_balani
now now you are making fum of my suhana haa...lol ...i may get offended im telling you...but as long as you dont bring ragz in...you may carry on...ill look the other way...lol

Just like Rajani jokes, we are having a smaller round of Suhana jokes. No offence. We joke about those whom we also love.

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Sheema

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: rightnow

Just like Rajani jokes, we are having a smaller round of Suhana jokes. No offence. We joke about those whom we also love.

Exactly ...and tell you a SECRET ...two of the Joke I send to Ragini and she laughed her head out !! I have witnesses for that ...so no need to get offended as she herself has got great sense of humor 😆😃

Dadaji Bought a magic mirror from Kabadi

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day Ilaish walked up to the mirror
and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful Man in the world' and it
sucked him in.

The next day Ishaan, walked up to the
mirror and said 'I think I have the most beautiful walk in the world' and
it sucked him in.

Then the next day Suhana walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

Suhana asked Ishaan what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. Suhana, with a puzzled look on her face replied,

"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: venture

Exactly ...and tell you a SECRET ...two of the Joke I send to Ragini and she laughed her head out !! I have witnesses for that ...so no need to get offended as she herself has got great sense of humor 😆😃

Dadaji Bought a magic mirror from Kabadi

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day Ilaish walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful Man in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day Ishaan, walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I have the most beautiful walk in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day Suhana walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Suhana asked Ishaan what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. Suhana, with a puzzled look on her face replied,

"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

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leavesandwaves

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Suhana asked Ishaan what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. Suhana, with a puzzled look on her face replied,

"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

😆

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Netri

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: venture
Exactly ...and tell you a SECRET ...two of the Joke I send to Ragini and she laughed her head out !! I have witnesses for that ...so no need to get offended as she herself has got great sense of humor 😆😃

Dadaji Bought a magic mirror from Kabadi

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day Ilaish walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful Man in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day Ishaan, walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I have the most beautiful walk in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day Suhana walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

Suhana asked Ishaan what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. Suhana, with a puzzled look on her face replied,

"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Just one Q . Is Mirror 's name " RUBAL " 😆🤣🤣🤣