What dya think of SRK's guitar in London Ishq? - Page 4

Originally posted by: poppy2009

Tally,

They can do a KANK with SRK, Katrina and Guitar...SRK and Katrina are a not-so happily married couple and SRK betrays Katrina by sleeping with the Guitar!😆

And this will really sell to the audience, because till now, no one is clear about SRK's sexual preferences!

Katrina then finds solace in the arms of Anushka, after being betrayed by SRK and the Guitar!😆

& Arjun will play the pantomimed guitar 😆

Originally posted by: youknowme

SRK is a starving (isn't that obvious?) street musician who survives on cigarettes, coffee and dreams of stardom. His visa is running out so he tries to marry Kat so he can stay in the UK. She's almost willing to do so but she finds out that he already has a family whom he abandoned decades ago.

Enter Anushka Sharma as---dah-dah-dah---his adult daughter.

Kat, mortified and heartbroken, flings herself into the Thames and nearly drowns when SRK throws in the only thing he owns---his guitar---which acts as a floatation device and by hanging onto it Kat is pulled to safety.

Anushka forgives dad, and her Indian mom's years of pain are forgotten since after all she isn't young and hot, nor did her figure snap back immediately after givng birth, so how can you blame dad for leaving her to die?

There's a big wedding at the end and everyone is happy.👏