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hi everyone
this is my first fun post , purely out of imagination so be lenient and laugh
director *tired* : take 87 , sati shiv hug *faints*
mohit yawns goes to his position , mouni at her position ...
director : music start
*background karpur gauram *
mouni aka sati smiles and starts running towards shiv smiling suddenly half way ..
mouni : ahhh
mohit *waking up (he was dozing of - sleeping pf) * : wha what happend ..haan mera dialogue , ruk jao sati
mouni : aaaeee meri nailpolish nikal gayi
director *to himself* - kya yaar phichle 7 ghante mein kise na kise ki kuch toh nikal jaata hai ...ek chota scene ke liye itna natak
mouni : makeup man ! jaldi nailpolish nikalo
scene shoot takes place again
mouni runs towards mohit and stops the way she has to for the scene but mohit is sleeping (and without them knowing has drunk bhang )
director : ae mohit oot yaar tera dialouge hai
mohit *giving his super sweet drunk smile starts talking in a babyish way * - luk jao sati (he means ruk jao sati )
saying this he falls down (bhang ka asar )
director - ise bhang kisne pila di
mohit *cutely drunk *- chivji ne *hic*
the production people are worried thinking what to do ...
mohit is cutely sitting on a couch with saurabh (vishnu )
mohit (to saurabh and director ) - kya yaar ek theek se *hic* real ka saap nahin de sakte kya ..yeh kya lubeer snake (he means -rubber snake ) huh itna karcha karte ...costumes ke liye , mele liye (mere liye) , shati ke liye (sati ke liye )...hmmm yeh proper snake ke liye kyun nahin ...
...
director - tum pehle nasha se bahaar aao ..tumne bhang kyun pee
mohit - bhaan toh chivji (shivji) ki plashad hai (prasad) ...ise liye character mein aane ke liye maine pi li ..sorry yaar ...*looks up * (loudly ) sorry mahadev sooorrryyy
*falls down *
mouni : this is not fair ...mujhe bhi bhang chahiye
director* frustrated* - haan haan sab jao bhang piyo ...pack uppp
...
thats it for now people ...pls this is purely imaginative and out of pure fantasy ..so pls be lenient
- diya
Bollywood
