In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear every four hours" and he abbreviated "right" as an R with a circle around it.
Several days passed, and the Kutumb returned with her baby Munna, complaining that the baby Munna still had an earache, and his little behind was getting really greasy with all those drops of oil.
The doctor looked at the bottle of eardrops and sure enough, the pharmacist had typed the following instructions on the label:
Put two drops in R ear every four hours...😆😊..(tera satyanaas ho By God..)..
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kutumb. How'd you die?
Jhumpaa: I froze to death.
Kutumb: How horrible!
Jhumpa: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Kaveri: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
Jhumpa: So, what happened?
Kutumb: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just kneeled over with a heart attack and died.
Jhumpa: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive...😆
Kutumb:--Hey Bhagwaan, Na jaane inhone kya kya khaa ke dekhaa hai..!!...GOBAR KA SWAAD BHI PATA HAI...!!😆😆(gobar is cow-dung)..Kya khoob milaayi jodi..
4...Champakali was visiting her friend Kutumb and noticed she had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
Kutumb responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Why did you give them names like that?"
Kutumb responded, "What else would you name watch dogs?"........
Kutumb's mother was deeply hurt. She continued to get on to the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asked her, "What's wrong? You look mad."
Mother replied, "I am. That bus driver just insulted me."
"You shouldn't take that from him," the man replied. "He's a public worker and should give you respect. If I was you I would take his badge number and report him."
"You're right sir, I think I will report him."
The elderly man says, "You go on up there and get his badge number. I'll hold your monkey for you.".....
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