New Day. New Conversation.
I had posted earlier two conversations.
https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2791629
https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2794826
This is the third installment.
ASR : Anjali : The Why Did You conversation
Scene is in ASR Bedroom
ASR finally allows her inside.
Anjali : Chotey. You have to tell me
ASR : What the Kolaveri Di?
Anjali : You are right. I am very Kolaveri. So you have to tell me
ASR : It is not good for you to have such intense emotions
Anjali : Chotey. Either you tell or else.
ASR : Ok. If I tell you, I will have to kill - I mean If I tell you it will kill you.
Anjali : Even then tell me
ASR : Since I can't tell you all at once, I will give you 3 clues and you figure it out. Deal?
Anjali : What is a deal. Oh got it. Ok.
ASR : First Clue : Shyam
Anjali : All giddy and clapping and jumping. I got it. I got it. Best husband in the world. Even Jhanvi says aisa pathi kisiko na miley
ASR : Rolls his eyes and says next clue : Kushi
Anjali : Where is your dimaag ASR. You are giving such easy clues. Kushi, will be the second best wife in the world, since I am the best patni in the world.
ASR : OMG. Wait a second. Why I am saying God. I make my own destiny. OMASR.
Anjali : Was that the third clue.
ASR : No. Third clue is : umm : Affair
Anjali thinks for a while and collapses.
ASR is all worried and picks her up.
Anjali is crying and glaciers are melting (her tear ducts are tied to glaciers).
ASR : This is why I didn't want to tell you. See how you are breaking into pieces.
Anjali ponders Those are glaciers breaking into pieces, but why should I tell him that.
ASR : Di, please don't be so sad, I will be there and will take care of you. Please don't be so sad and cry so much
Anjali : Chotey. You are such a dimwit
ASR is taken aback.
Anjali : I am not crying or sad. How can you forget, I had the same reaction when I saw my medical report in the morning.
Anjali : This is me being happy and delirious
ASR : Why are you happy
Anjali : Oh chotey. You thought your Di cannot read between the lines and figure it out. But I did. I didn't even need the fourth clue.
ASR ponders Fourth clue? I said three. Wait as usual LM (Lallav) must have dubbed it over. Whatever.
ASR : What did you figure out
Anjali : Fourth clue was OMASR. Chotey! You and Kushi had an affair. Kushi is also in the same boat as me. She is becoming a mom. So you want to be a good husband like Shyam and always do the right things like "Unhe" and hence you married her.
ASR is Speechless
Anjali : Oh Chotey. I am so happy. Can you imagine, I have a little Shyam inside me and Kushi has a little Kushi inside her and they both get to play.
ASR : Starting to faint.
Anjali : Oh Chotey. The two most important people in my life, Arnav Aur Shyam, are competing to see how to make me happy. Shyam along with God heard my prayer and made me mommy. Now Arnav along with OMASR heard my prayer and made me more happy by making me a auntie.
Anjali : Oh I will be a mommie and an auntie at the same time. OMS (Oh My ShyaamJi) and faints.
ASR faints as well.
Kushi comes in and thinks. OMDM What happened here. Oh my!! Arnav darling got a hair cut, he is looking so cute. I need Jalebis. Oh I need Jalebis.
Just a Fun Post. No Fictional Characters Have been Hurt in this process
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