Introduce yourself to Dk!!

If you meet Dk then how will you introduce yourself. Here goes my intro.................

Me Mink, yo (I) reado & laffy very mucho!
That's the Spanish I learned in college. By reading u can understand I didn't finish because college grads are all queer!😆

If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
I run things at my house! (the vacuum cleaner, washing machine, iron, etc.)

Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen!!😃

Ladies, now your turn, intro please.................

i would say

hi my names karen😆

(and then he would probably start to say sumthin but.....)

I WOULD FAINT RIGHT THERE CUZ I WOULD REALIZE THAT IM TALKIN TO ASHISH NAYYAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i would say........😉

hey i m KP

whats up😉

lets get to work coz i wanna know as much as i can about u😆

clock is ticking..we have got other things to do u know what i mean..😉........😆

lol!!!!!!!!😆

LOVE KP😉

'Sasriyakal Ji..Tussi bare sexy ho 😛 ..'

😳

hehehehe...........know what would i sayyyyyy........😉

wellll pehla meh akhaaa marrogiii..........😉 and say

Me:excuse me

dk: kya rahe

Me: meera dil tera peh fidah reh, tv peh dekha tujhe pehli baar baulti huh mah saach yarrr...........MERA DIL TERAH PEH FIDAH REH...........😉

then i'd change to...........

me: kabhhhh takh jawani chopogeh dk ...kawra ko kitna satoon geh dk..........kabhi toh kiseh keh...dulha bunagheh.....ohhh......MUJHSE SHADDI KAROOGE ...............ohhh MUJSHE SHADDI KAROOGEH...........😉

thennn i'd start singing.............

TAUBA TAUBA ISHQ MAHIN KAREHA .........😉.......TERHIII KURTI SEXY LAGDEHVEH ......actualllyy kurtiii koh chorahhh sab se jadah terah CHERAH SEXYYYY LAGDAHH VEH.............haiii tumse milikhe dil kya halll kya karehhh...................😉

then i'd stopp and sayy dk ji appki presence maiiiiihh mahin tohhh sariii raat geet gahhaa sakt tehh hooo......magar meri baat sunooo disha ko choora or MERA SAAT BAGAHOOOO...........😉

kaiseh lagiii meri introduction ladiesss....................😉........😆

Love Asian Princess/ DK ki deewani 😉

Lol bechara tumhara avaaz sunke to khud bhaagjayenga 😆

Just kidding honey 😛 Waisey cool choices of songs! Especially Mujhse shaadi karoge one..lol..straight to the point with shaadi..no beating round the bush 😆

But wud u really have the himmat to sing in front of him? I would actually go tongue tied 😳

Lol quite a perfect match Bomb..tumne bhi pyaar ko business banadiya 😆

heyyy sumaya waiseh merehhh awaz itnii ni borihh hai 😭 lolll 😆 loll hehehehe imangine if he did pass out....even better i could kidnappp himmm while hes fainted uskoo pata bhi nahin chalegah woh kah se kah pochngeah hai ..........lollll............sumaya u can help i'll grab his armm u grab the legs ahhahaha.............😆

Love Asian Princess