Khandaani Liars

Yes, the Kapoor khandaan though boasts their sanskar , they are the number one jhootha khandaan. Adi is tagged as a bad guy from a sanskar less😆 khandaan,but he is far better off than the Kapoors.

Firstly, apni mahan beeji.😃 Yes, it is a fact she is mahan. Lambi-Lambi phekti hai (jhooth bolti) hai, par sanskari hai!🤢
Chandu ko baar, baar emotional blackmail karti hai, parivar ki izzat ki duhaiee deti hai. Chandu ko IC main kaam karne se mana karti hai, par khud Ammy ki shaadi mein gold jewellery pehenti hai. Adi bills pay kar raha hai, phir kahe ki tension. Jewellery bech ke bills pay nahi kar sakti?😃
Har waqt jhooth bolti rehti hai.

Ammy ki shaadi main kehti hai, ke beeji ki saas ne use rasgulla khane ko kaha aur woh calorie conscious thi!!!!!Jhothi budhi😃 gaon wale to ants se bhi zyaada sweets khate hain! Phir yeh jhooth kaha ke "rasgulla dhone, hand pump par gayi thi" jhoothi😃 pre-independence walli , uss zamane main handpump kahan the??????😆 wells hote the.
super dialogue to yeh tha , "chandni ke dadaji mujhe akela hi chod gaye, apne saath nahi lekar gaye" .🤢 jeete jee to budha aaraam nahi paya , ab marne ke baad bhi tera hi saath🤢 budha to narak jata agar tum saath hoti to😆.

Yeh sab bas nahi hua, to, Chanda ke bauji ko phone kar diya ke Adi jallandhar aa raha hai. Chugal khor kahin ki😆😆😆

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About Beeji:

Jallandhar phone to kar diya par phone booth se bahar aa kar Mata Rani se poochti hai "Mata Rani main ne Chandni ke bauji ko sab bata kar theek to kiya na".!
Fantastic! 😡 phone karne se pehle nahi pooch SAKTI THI Mata Rani ko? 😆 Ab dekh, Chandu aur Adi ek hokar hi rahenge aur Mata Rani hi ek karegi. 😉😊
Bolo Mata Rani ki jai!😊


Next comes, Bauji. Superman.😆😆 Manisha drugs leti hai to usko maaf kar dete hain par Chandu kisiko pyaar kare to kasam leta hain ke chanda usko nahi milegi. Maa ka beta. Bade aaraam se kehta hai ke Dillu ko pata nahi chalna chahiye Chandu ka pyaar.😡 Aur kucch karo , ya na karo, bas vachan lete jaoo.
About Bauji:

Ab jab ke Dillu dowry demand kar raha hai to pareshan ho raha hai superman 😆 😆 😆
Adi to ab acchaa baccha lagega, lafhanga nahi. 😡 Kya family, kya khandaan hai. 😊


Then comes our Mother India. Chanda, Chandu, Chand, Chandni ki maa!!😕😕😕 Apni khud ki ladki ki khushi khatam kar rahi hai. Pata hai ke Chand kisi aur ko pasand karti hai, par usko har wakt shaadi ke baad kya karna hai, iske tuitions deti rehti hai. Chandu kafi nahi thi, to Adi ke paas chali gayi vachan maang ne.!!🤢😕

I again forgot to mention a few lines

About Mini didi! 😉

She is the main culprit of IC. Sab ko pareshan karke aaram se so rahi hai. Arey bhai look at Rahul Mahajan, drug overdose ka case tha but still he didnt slip in coma. 😉 😛
Mini didi to ghode bech ke so rahi hai. 😃 sab drama khatam hoga tab uthegi aur bolegi "yeh kya ho raha hai bhai" 😆
Saare lafde ki jad. 😆

And finally comes my favourite CHANDNI. Yeh bhi kam nahi hai. Khandaan par gayi hai na!😉 parampara nibha rahi hai😆

pehle apne aap se jhooth bolti rahi ke voh Adi se pyaar nahi karti. phir Adi se jhooth bolti rahi ke usse pyaar nahi karti. Khoob nachaya bechare ko! Phir usko haan kaha aur sab theek hone laga to bardasth kaise hota! Uss beeji ke kehne main aakar Adi se phir jhooth bol diya ke pyaar nahi karti. Wow!! super brains😆😆

Dillu bhi line mein hi tha😆😆😆 usko bhi jhooth bol rahi hai ke kissi ko bhi pasand nahi karti. Apne hi pair ko jala liya aur jhooth bolti hai ke ghee pair par gir gaya. Haan haan ghee ka maan kar raha tha tere kadam choomne ka😆😆 But did you guys notice one thing. Adi jab Chandu ke ghar ke bahar Chandu ke liye pukarta hai, aur beeji usko rokti hai(mumbai ) and Chandu gets hurt. Ek hi din mein haath theek ho gaya. Pair par ghee girta hai , tab bhi ek din mein pair theek ho gaya. Par jab jungle mein Adi ko bachate hue pair mein chot lag gayi thi , tab Adi ne do din dawai lagai thi. 😳 chalu, badmash. She was definetly enjoying it. Adi nahi hai to chot jaldi se bhar gayi.😃

Khair jo bhi ho. Ab to sach kaho.

what say guys.

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preet im still laughin at ur kapoor khaandani observations...its amzing...i still cant stop laughin 😆 😆 😆

😆 tht was a good 1 yar.....

too good preet....maza aa gaya..specially on biji's part..each and every word suites her 😆

wah! wah! wah! Preet_ic you've done a great job identifying the khaandani liars 😆 😆 and the way you've portrayed them is awesome 😃 😆

Thanks for your appreciation friends!!! 😊 😊 😊

Kalakaar ko aur kya chahiye, Kala ki car 😆

Arey bhai, tumme se kisi ka naam Kala hai to apni car mujhe de do 😆

Originally posted by: preet_ic

Thanks for your appreciation friends!!! 😊 😊 😊

Kalakaar ko aur kya chahiye, Kala ki car 😆

Arey bhai, tumme se kisi ka naam Kala hai to apni car mujhe de do 😆

Think hai....car de di..hum bhi kalakar ko khush karna jante, sahi kaha na bahen log😆 aur main bilkul juth nahi bolti😆

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😭.....i dont ve a car.... 😭 😆

Originally posted by: prajakta567

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😭.....i dont ve a car.... 😭 😆

dear don't cry...hum toy wali car hi to de rahe hai😆

such an awesome topic!!! i still cant stop laughin at ur observations 😆