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Hello Hi! Me very High after the High flying episode where so much happened and yet nothing really happened! The Rapist has realised that there really is no other option left. The Damsel who refuses to be in distress has clearly stated that "if you want a piece of this you best be BEYsharam enough cos I aint giving up my hymen! I is much to attached to it, you dig?"
So we had a very rape-ey episode where everyone was getting raped; left right and in the centre. Yes Munchys new favourite word is rape!! Now before you go all "Haw hai! Munchy is so gundie. She has such a dirty dirty brain" hear me out you closet perves!!
Rape #1:
Anjali rapes Shyam by being very much alive! Us bicharay kay plan ka aisa balatkaar howa key woh kisi ko moun dikhaanay kay kabil nahi raha. BEYchara Shyam! But you know what they say. If at first you don't succeed... retire for life!
Rape #2:
A restless Khushi gets screwed over by the CV's. Waisay tou she bumps in to Rakshas Laad Governer everywhere, all the time even when she doesn't want him to witness certain meetings on the terrace but when she needs to talk to him he is busy trying to rape Jija ji but get's buggered instead!
Rape #3:
Arnav has been continuously raped throughout the episode. Us ke halat daikh kay tou Naari Mourcha ab tak nikal bhe chuka ho ga! The poor guy intelligently puts three and four together and comes up with a whopping twenty! Yes Shyams a bas***d but Khushi! Man she is one sneaky Biatch who seduced him and went S&M on his delectable ass in the end.
Rape #4:
Arhi love got molested by Shyamwa as he successfully played on Arnavs insecurity and convinced Arnav of Khushis love for him without really saying the actual words... very very cleverly raped... so the other party can't really be sure they were raped or not.
Rape #5:
The supporting cast were raped off their scenes... so were the extras... and yes the show raped itself by adding another complication: Anjali's going to be bas***dwas Baby Mama!!! Man! Now is when he chooses to ditch protection so the baby can screw everything over!!! Jaisa baap waisa bayta/baytee!
Rape #6:
The CV's raped the audience!! We will all be walking with weepy eyes and bowed... erm... heads!
Rape #7:
I just did it to you by posting this thread yet I was so discreet you didn't even feel it did you? Bwahahahahaha!
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