I HAVE BECOME KING SOLOMON!

Oh yeah! I've become as wise as King Solomon. JJKN has made me so.

Before I tell you how and why allow me to announce with great pleasure a delightful addition to the Chandaalika gang: Mr Thakraal!

Who says you cannot learn from serials? The wisdom that one epi of JJKN has imparted to Deepa has never been done ever before in her fifteen years!

The pearls of wisdom she learnt today were:

1.) The secret to make your Hubby stick to you for life (Kekta heroines, you listening?): THE PRE-NUPTIAL AGREEMENT!

2.) The first qualification of a mahachandaalika is 'TRY TRY AND TRY TILL YOUR STRAY SHOT HITS THE MARK!'

3.) Apart from the people belonging to the Lawyer species, none else can eeven attempt to understand a decree drawn by a lawyer.

4.) When a man who has never tasted defeat before you defeated him, not only brushes away the insult but actually tries to help you out, he is fishy. AVOID HIM LIKE YOU WOULD AVOID HIT COCKROACH SPRAY!

5.) WHEN YOU CAN FORGIVE A B**** LIKE MAL YOU CAN AT LEAST GIVE A CHANCE TO THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE!

6.) Rehearsals where Reeti riwaaz are concerned are damn risky! Gods and the ceremonies have a weird sense of humor. They often indicate the truth!

7.) Once a rake, better always be a rake. Because when he turns over a new leaf, he becomes too true and good for this world and gets caught between the world and his love and becomes Dhobi ka Kuththa!

8.) T n D n G know the meaning behind only the first two pheraas! The rest? Fill in the blanks! Back to school!

Ok! Now to business.

Tomorrow's preview for Kkusum had Kkusum meeting the Suri family at the Ring shop. It looked damn funny her trying to behave like a 40ish woman helping out a young man violently in love. Morrow's going to be a comedy show!

Today J tells A firmly that they are not moving. A blasts the Mahachandaalika that how dare she lie to him that the Walias were happy about moving. It was nice to see the Lion back in action.

But Kuththe ki dhum seedhi nahin hoti. Angel gets inspired by a middle-class B**** and along with Mal lures the male Bimbo; Mr Thakraal to make Armaan agree to a pre-nup agreement. This is supposed to hurt the sentiments of the walias! Pathetic. I'm sure Kekta has serious competition!

The touching and only good thing in today's epi was Billu gently advising J that just like A has changed himself for her, she too must try and change for him. One sensible person in JJKN!

Then the infamous saath phere. J tells A the meaning behind the first two pheraas! The Duppatta comes off in either the fourth or fifth pheraa! If I'm not wrong the woman takes the lead in the fouth phera to indicate that she will taste death first. Does this mean that A is going to die? OMG! I'm getting Kektaoitis! Forgive me Armu!

In morrow's epi, Armaan's very very happy, while the engagement bash is going on in full swing. Angel, dressed in a Yellow Saree (?) nudges him to get the pre-nup signed. (Love the name 'Pre-nup' It sounds like, better not say that in public!).

Armu just looks careless. Poor thing! Doesn't know what B****** women can be when they choose to.

I can imagine J's reaction morrow. They say Adam fell due to uxoriousness.

My Armu is going to fall because of his innocence, goodness and selfless love for J!

ARMAAN JASSI FOREVER(?)!

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thanks for the info!!!

btw - what's a pre-nuptial agreement?

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT AGREEMENT

oh no thakraal back ....why? hope arman tears the pre-nup agreement and also blasts his sister and jassi why is she being so harsh towards her love and thankgod billo atleats put some sense in her and the pheraas ..well i cannot even bear to see them separate ...oh god how did they react when the dupatta came off...were they showcked and sad

thanks so much deepa for giving us this info

According to the pre-nup agreement, after marriage the companies will be in J's name. If they divorce, the companies will be divided 50/50.

J will have to be modern and keep up the status of the Suri family after marriage, so that people will not think that she is being ill-treated.

If within 5 years, they have kids, A will get control of the companies. Because she will be busy with kids.

And guess the reason Thakraal puts forward to convince A to draw u this cursed agreement?

That the people are gossiping that A is marrying J only after she became owner of K and GM!

And this agreement will prove the world that A really loves J!

Phooey! Disgusting. I mean T n D n G are getting impossible. BL was right. I was too magnanimous today. I forgave them so they can commit mistakes again?

Damn them!

Unfortunately Tina, A has agreed to sign the document, to protect J's interests. He snapped at Thakraal that he doesn't need to prove his love to the world. But, as I said he's become too docile and credulous.😭

When the Duppatta came off, I felt it looked like J was looking at A like he was responsible.

A, poor thing I thought looked shocked and did I see him cringing a bit?

I've got an overworked imagination.

ARMAAN JASSI FOREVER!

whaaaat .....and armu signed it.....now armu u shldnt be so naive 😭 well tomm is going to be a disaster i am sure and jassi is going to break it off i feel ........what are t&d upto ...why bring in thakraal in the pkd gang ...pls let love win and not the evil pkd for gods sake😡

A pre-nuptial agreement is a legal contract that a couple signs before marriage basically stating specific things like who gets what if they divorce, who keeps how much money, etc. That way, during a divorce, one side can't sue the other for their money or something else not stated in the pre-nup.

Can someone explain what the dupatta coming off means please?

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anybody????

what is a pre-nuptial agreement??

what's happening?

i'm going mad.........I NEED FACTS!!!!!!!

See my post above...it explains a pre-nup.

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