Vikram's interview with psychiatrist š¤£
Ahem ahem so interview start :--
Me means psychiatrist ok š
M:" hello mr vikram" he calm angry tone
M:" baith(sit) kamine" in my mind 𤣠š¤£
V:" hello doctor" he stupid smile š” š”
M:" so mr vikram kesi hai aap ki haalat"
V:" bilkul theek doctor" with idiot smile š” š
M:" u r looking very happy..something special"
V:"haa doctor mujhe meri geet mil gayi aaj"
M:" whattt š”...I mean jii"
V:" haa doctor"
M:" hmm tau yeh baat hai iska matlab mrs khuraana ne bilkul sahi Kaha tha yeh insaan sach mein Buhat psyco hai" in my mind š¤£
M:" so mr vikram start Kare"
V:" kya start karna chahti hai aap" with disgusting smile š š š
M:" kyaaa!!! š” š”
V:" I mean yes sure"
M:" hmm...so my first question... AAPKO KONSI GANDI BEMARI HAI JO AAP MRS KHURAANA KE PEECHE PARE HUWE HAI...PLZ EXPLAIN" š” š” š¤£
V:" actually kya haina doctor.. Yeh meri khandani bemari hai...jisse dekha uske peeche par gaye" š¤£
M:" whattt!! š² "
V:" jee" said with disgusting smile
M:" keh tau aese raha hai jese bhare Garv ka kaam kiya ho" in my mind
M:" aur kon kon si bemariya hai aapke khandhaan mein plz explain"
V:" bas..larkiyo aur larko par line marna..hahaha" with his stupid dangerous laugh 𤣠š¤£
M:" haye rabba" š² š”
M:" it means aap larko par bhi line marte hai..matlab aap gay hai" š²
V:" nahin nahin doctor..actually meri behan aur maa larko pe line marte hai aur mein aur papa larkiyon pe...hahaha" 𤣠š¤£
M:" š² š” "
M:" hmm ok next question...aap mrs khuraana ko chor dijiye"
V:" are nahin doctor..mein tau aapke samne baitha huwa hu...meine usse Kaha pakra hai"
M:" š” š” Isse mazak suj raha hai"
M:" mera matlab hai aapne unko kidnap kyun kiya hai"
V:" woh kya hai..woh maan nahin rahi thi tau majbooran mujhe usse kidnap karna para..hahaha"
M:" š” Aap unhein wapis chor aayiye"
V:" š” Kyaa!!"
M:" aapne mr and mrs khuraana ka jeena haram kar diya hai"
V:" dekhiye...meine Kuch haram ka nahin kiya hai...woh bilkul halaal hai samjhi aap...aur Wese bhi woh meri geet hai" š¤£
M:" tumhe sharam nahin aati aesa kaam karte huwe?" š” š”
V:" nahin doctor...actually kya haina..ke mein besharam hi paida huwa tha" 𤣠š¤£
M:" woh dike bhi raha hai" š¤£
V:" haina dike raha haina...mein apne inhe kaamo ki wajah se tau hi jaana jata hu" 𤣠š¤£
M:" š”... "
V:" doctor aapka phone number chahiye tha"
M:" kyun"
V:" soch raha hoo...geetko chor du"
M:" ohh very good..finally aapko akal aa hi gayi I am very happy" š
V:" ji woh kya haina..geet ko chor kar aapko kidnap kar lunga"
M:" WHATTT!!!!!! š” š” "
V:"aacha laga naa idea"
M:" KUTTE KAMINE...GADHE...SATYANASH HO JAYE TERA...GET LOST!!!! š” š”
V:" ji theek hai...suniye woh agar aapko ka phone number mil jaata tau"
M:" TERI MAA KI... š” "
V:" nahin nahin meri maa ka ph number nahin aapka phone number"
M:"AAHHH GET LOSTTT!!!! š” š”
Lolzzz 𤣠so guys how was it???
Plz tell me it's just a fun post...may people here are very upset after today's episode
So it was a interview of psycho vikram š¤£
No bashing plz