Hi everyone!😃 What's up?.😉 Chalo letz have some masti to gear ourselves to face Vikram's evil desires & to boost Maaneet to overcome him this week.😆..
Now coming to the topic,Maan is in a very tensed mood after he receives a threatening call from Vikram, the stalker .😕. letz go thru the convo between them.😳.
Vikram- Hello Mr. Maan Singh Khurana.😊. kaise hai aap..😉.ek breaking news dene ke liye meine aapko call kiya hai..aur woh hai ..meine aapke koool aur sexy Dadima ko kidnap kar liya hai.😉par aap bilkul fhikar maat kijiye ..Dadi mere paas ekdum mehfhooz hai.😆
Maan(in Dharampaji's ishtyle)-yeh kya bakwas kar rahe to tum.😕kutte kamine agar mere Dadima ko kuch hua toh mei tumhara khoon pee jayunga.😡
Adi- kya hua Maan Sir?😲 Dadima ko bhi kidnap kar liye.😕.mere Pinky bhi kidnapped ho chuke hai.😭.kal raat ko Vikram ke phone aaye thhe mere paas aur kehene lage..yeh Mr. stammerer... tumhare cutesy golu molu Pinki mere paas hai..agar tumhe unke saath chahiye toh foreign mere team join karo.😕 mei kya karu Sir?😲
Vikram- Ha aur ek baat Mr. Khurana, aapke aur ek family member mere paas hai..aur woh hai Preeto.😃.aur woh shukhe baigan Lucky ko bol dijiye ga ki agar usse aapni gol matol tomatar jaise patni ke saath chahiye toh woh mere team join kar le.😉.
Maan(in Sunny Deol's Ishtyle)- Oye Vikram yeh dhai kilo ke haath jab tumpe parega na toh tum uthh nahi balki seedhe udd jayoge 😡aur yeh tum mere team mere team kya laga rakhhe ho.kya tumne koi cricket team bana rahe ho jissme tumhe different categories ke players chahiye.😲.
Vikram- yeh tumhe waqt aane par pata chal jayega..mei kitne pahuche hue chez hu.😉.kitna dur ka sochta hu..tab sayaad tumhe bhi mere kabiliyet par yaakein aa jaye aur tum aur Geet mere team join kar lo.😆
Maan reaches KM & narrates everything to Geet.😉both r puzzled as to what's happening.😕
late at night in KM, Maaneet r in deep sleep.😳.
But suddenly Geet wakes up with the fearful dreamz of the stalker.😲.
Geet(self-thought)-yeh Vikram sabko kidnap karke kya karne ki soch rahe hai.😲..either woh PH se milkar sabko off air karke paisa bachane ki koshish kar rahe hai.😕.nahi toh uska jarur recycling ki business hai.😉.issiliye ek ek karke sabko gayab karke dusre shows mei recycle karake paisa kama rahe hai.😆. bechare Dadima..iss umaar mei bhi V se V tak daurna pad rahe hai.😭I mean Vaisno Devi se Vikram tak.😉
Then Maan too gets up from sleep & seeing his wifey dear in fear tries to console her.😳.
Geet- Maan mujhe bohot darr lag rahe hai ..yeh Vikram sabko kidnap kyu kar rahe hai😲
Maan- daaro maat Geet..mei hoon na.😉. Vikram ka raaz mei jald hi pakar lunga.😃. mujhe toh aysa lagta hai ki humare show itne popular hai ki usse koi dusra channel ne hire kiye hai humare show ke star casts ko kidnap karne ke liye.😳par woh MSK ko nahi jante.usse itna dhoyunga ki usse unki elaaj ke liye apna fees double karna parega.😡.
Just then Maaneet receives a letter from Vikram which states as follows.😉.
Geet- Vikram ne kya likha hai Maan iss letter mei.😲.
Maan- paar raha hu suno.😉.
Then Maan starts reading the letter aloud which states that.😃.
Maan Singh Khurana ..meine sirf tumare Dadima, Preeto aur Pinky ko hi nahi balki Dev, 2 Naintaras, Adi, Lucky, mamaji, Sasha, Tasha, Arjun,Yash, Meera,Romeo, Manisha, Pandeyji, sabko mere team mei shamil karne ka program kar chuka hu.😉.yeh mere dream team hai.😳.mere aagle show GHSP-2 ke liye..joh ek dream come true show honge.😃.aur ussme leads toh tum aur Geet hi honge..tum dono ko mei manakar hi dum lunga jaise sabko meine patane ka fulltoo plan bana liya mere upcoming dream project mei.😆.& here they r with their terms & conditions.😳.
The ones who r finalized.😉.
Dadi -
terms & conditions-Nakul se saath flirt karne ki poore chut diya jayega.😆.designer sarees in white aur uske saath elegant diamond jewellery provide kiya jayega.😳.
Preeto-
terms & conditions- special make over diya jayega Star Plus ki bahuyo ki tarah.😃Lucky ke saath thoda romance shomance kar sakte hai.😉.lekin the main motto of keeping her in the team is agar jarurat pade aur technicians bagawat pe aa jaye toh sabko apni ungli se marorkar seedhe line pe lana hai.😉.jaise union leader ko fix kiye thhe.😆.
Pinki-
terms & conditions-Adi ke saath ILU ILU karne ka poora chance diya jayega .😳.aur fillers mei undono ki love track ko jyaada importance milega.😉.ek adha song bhi undono pe picturized ho sakte hai..aur Pinky ke non-stop khana peena pe attention diya jayega.😆.
The ones who r on the mode of being finalized .😉.I mean jinke saath baatein shaatein chal rahe hai.😳
Naintara no.1
terms & conditions- Dev ke saath romance aur uske baad uske band baaja baraat nikalne ka poora haaq diya jayega.😉. Designer sarees with backless blouses provide kiya jayega.😳.aur agar Dev kisi aur items ki taraf aankh uthhake dekhenge toh uske dhulayi ka poore chut diya jayega.😆.
Naintara no.2-
terms & conditions-Dev ke blast from the past ki role mei.😉. dono NT's ke cat fight dekhne laik honge.. jaise Katrina aur Kareena ke hote hai B-town mei.😳.which'll add some spice in the show.😆.
Dev-
terms & conditions-bina break ki gaddi chalana allowed nahi hai.😉.agar gaddi chalana hai toh poore protection ke saath .. nahi toh accident hone ka chances rehte hai😆.I mean kudiyon ko pregnant karne ka.😳.. dono NT's ke dhulayi khana parega aur uske liye extra fees nahi diya jayega.😆.kyunki usse pehle se hi ek NT ke saath dusra muft mil raha hai.🤣.
Meera-
terms & conditions-Meera ko Dev ke saath romance ke acting karke usse ditch karna parega.😳.iss season ke badla next season mei.😉.aur woh chahe toh Yash ya Arjun mei se kisi ek ko choose kar sakta hai.😳.Yash ko jyaada preference diya jayega.😉.
Sasha-Tasha -
terms & conditions- Sasha ko poore haaq diya jayega MSK ko line marne ke liye par Maan ke life mei Geet ke entry hote hi usse derail hona parege.😆.aur agar woh chahe toh Arjun ke saath uska line jod sakte hai.😉. Tasha ko sirf 'silly me' nahi balki aur bhi dialogues diya jayega.😆.aur Romeo ke saath woh apna love express chala sakti hai .😳.
Lucky aur Adi dono Preeto aur Pinky ke saath jitna chahe ishq kar sakte hai.😉.par Adi-Pinky love track ko jyaada preference diya jayega as per janta ke demands.😳.. Lucky aur Adi ko fees bilkul nahi milega kyunki un dono ke partners sets mei ek ki jagha doh persons ke khana khate hai.😆.toh they've to sacrifice their fees for the two gals.😉.
& now Mamaji-
terms & conditions- week mei sirf ek din tonic le sakte hai baaki 6 days unke liye dry days hoga aur sirf Dev ke peeche jasoosi kar sakte hai .😉.ki woh kitne gals ko drive kar rahe hai.😳.Maaneet ke aas paas bhi dhikhayi nahi dena chahiye.
Romeo, Manishaa & Pandeyji-
terms & condtions- Romeo can flirt with 'silly me' Tasha par usse thoda khayal rakhna hoga Tasha ki khane peene ka taki woh fhir se behosh hokar show na chod de.😆 Manishaa ko MSK ke lekar Yash, Dev, Arjun tak sabko drool karne ka equal mauka diya jayega 😳..even mamaji.😆.aur Pandeyji ko apne brahmacharitro ko chokde office mei Sasha ke saath flirt karna hoga.🤣.
the ones who r not contacted at all for some exclusive reasons.😆.
Annie-
Nandini-
& now finally the terms & conditions for the golden couple, MAANEET-😳
1. Maan can kiss Geet wherever & whenever required ..even liplocks r allowed.😉.kyunki season 1 mei Maaneet ne hugs aur lifts ke WR kiye hai toh season 2 mei kisses aur liplocks ke WR hona chahiye.😳.
2.Maan ko tight pants aur shirts se aazadi diya jayega.😃.he'll get the best attires from the best designers provided usse KM mei jyaada waqt shirtless rehena parega.😳for all crazy gals to drool over his bare body.☺️.
3.Geet ko bhi naye designer suits diye jayenge jiske peeche dori hoga taki Maan asaani se keech saake jab man ho.😳.& occasionally she'll get to wear chiffon sarees with no backs at all for Maan to drool & get excited.☺️.
4. after marriage har din Maaneet ke suhaag din aur har raat suhaag raat hoga .😳 aur woh bhi sizzling hot ,passionate ones.☺️. aur song sequences every Fridays ko to make them freaking hot ones.😉.
5.Shaadi se pehle love track ke waqt there'll be loads of RTM sequences but with liplocks (point to be noted)😉 & no chanda mama talks .😆.woh sirf initial phase mei ek ya doh coz chanda mama complained that in season1 he was too bored.😆.
6. Too many offscreen masti & joint interviews in SBS, SBB , TT, UMT etc. etc .. as per huge demands of millions of fanz.😳
aur agar Maaneet specially koi clauses mention karna chahte hai then they r cordially welcomed.🤗.
After going thru the letter Maaneet go to sleep peacefully😃 ..Next morning letz peep in to hear their convo.😉.
Maan-Geet mujhe toh haar clauses manjoor hai.😳..aur tumhe.😉.
Geet- aur mujhe bhi Maan.😳.
Maan- toh chalo Vikram ko join karne se pehle ek trial ho jaaye.😳..
Geet- yeh bhi koi poochne wali baat hai.😳. chalo ho jaaye.😉..
& now for all the fanz of Maaneet & my buddies.😃.plzz mujhe chappals maat marna to make Vikram gr8888.😆.plzz bear my lengthy post for the sake of MAANEET & GHSP season-2 & in STAR SESH.😃.
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