Random Musings : Ek Anaar, Sau Bimaar!

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Posted: 19 years ago
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Dadi : Main bhi line mein hoon, toh kya hua meri buddhi hadiyaan ab mujhe sahara nahin de sakti, Dil toh jawaaan hai...😆

Seema Bhabhi : Honestly, you think a sexy chick like me would be ever happy with that Mahesh? Hey, count me in also for the race....😉

Massi : Bas, ab yeh Haridwar Kaashi sab chhod diya hain maine...Ab mein yahi rahoongi apne Munna ke paas....Aur waise bhi mujhe ab Nirupa Roy se Lalita Pavar jo bana hai....Kyon Bani beti?😈

Ma : Main toh kab se unki admirer hoon......unke liye Pushkar ke haath Ladoo bhi bhijva deti thi...par woh jab mujhe Maaji kar ke bulaat hain, toh thodi takleef zaroor hoti hai....😭😉

Jigyasa : Theek hai, I know I am technically out of the race, but still I can always admire from the sidelines....😳😆

Anu : I hope it was Rohit only...or was it....I think it was Rohit....Gosh, it was so dark.....I bet it was Rohit....Heck, I shouldn't have drowned all that Vodka in one go....Just hope the baby resembles Rohit!😕😆

Roshni Chopra : I was the original flavour...till that Park Road happened and then I had to leave him...😭 But I am back with a bang to get the love of my life back! Bani, leave him...Woh sirf mera hai...😡

Bani to Roshni : Wah Wah, kya baat hai? Dal Makhani bana kar mein khilaoon, shirt mein button mein sew kar ke doon, Jigyasa ki bacchi ki taane mein sunu, Ranveer ki ghoorti nazaron ka saamna mein karoon, raat raat bhar mein akele kamre mein intezzar karoon....aur tum keh rahi ho ke woh tumhare hain? Forget it lady...you will have to fight it out...Belan against Belan...😡😆

Roshni to Bani : Oh ho, tum toh physical violence par hi utar aayi....accha chalo, usi se pooch lete hai, ke use hum sab mein se, sab se zyada kaun pasand hai? Theek hai?

Bani to herself : Kalmoohi, mere unko mujhe se cheen ke koshish kar rahi hai, abhi batati hoon, ek taang toh toot gayi thi, ab doosre ki baar hai....😡

Pia : Arre, tum log mujhe kaise bhool gaye, tum sabki pasand woh hua toh kya hua, mein toh uski pasand hoon na.......

Rano to anyone who will listen : Just because mein chashma pehneti hoon, iska matlab yeh nahin hai ki woh mujhe notice bhi naa kare...Not fair!🤢

Sonali : Uske chakkar mein, filmon ko bhi backtrack kar diya and that double-crosser goes and hits on someone else....Acchayi ka zamana hi nahin raha...😭

Jai very pompously to everyone present : Ok, Ok, ladies cool it down...Ab mein sabka toh nahin ho sakta na...You have to decide amongst yourselves.....

Bani to Jai : Chillax Mr. Walia, aap please jaa kar apni BP ki tablets khaiye aur chain ki neend so jaaiye...Hum aapki nahin, "Tony Butler" ki baat kar rahein hain...😆

Jai shocked out of wits : Uh, oh...Tony, yahaan bhi...😭😆

Tony to Jai : Move it Boss, Hai Raam, Ab Butloron ka hai Zamana...😉😆

Cheerios Amigo's,

MT

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Posted: 19 years ago
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😆 hahahahah thats cool mt!!! totally awesome!! hehehe u crack me up!! hehe
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Posted: 19 years ago
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thats so funny.....MT well done 👏 👏 👏
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Wow Mt.It is too much. 👏
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Posted: 19 years ago
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You got me with the Tony Butler line... that was brilliant.. 👏
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Posted: 19 years ago
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that was very funny 😆 gr8 job MT love u 😉
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Posted: 19 years ago
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That is hilarious. 😆 😆 😆.
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Posted: 19 years ago
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😆

You are v. Funny MT
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Mistletoe u rock. love u. 😊
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Posted: 19 years ago
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!😆

Loved it MT!!!!👏

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