Dev ki teesre shaadi aur sabki barbadi...grrr..

Hi guys, I'm really in an off mood these days😕 & it gives me immense displeasure to announce the hattrick wedding of the gr888 mahatma, Mr. Dev Singh Khurana.😡..waise toh I've made more than 100 posts on Maaneet's dream SR😍 after their dream wedding😳 par apart from the lanternwala fiasco humare haath kuch nahi laga.😡.

in my previous post,

Maaneet's pre-SR puja..shakti ke liye..lol..

I just gave a hint & doubted on Devini's SR ..bas CV's ne jhat se woh maan gaye ..😕..

hey babaji, abh yehi bacha tha humare naseeb mei .😡..kaha yeh dil mange Maaneet ke SR😳 aur kaha hume milne ja rahe Devini ki...grrr..😡.

Chalo dukhi atma ko lekar toot padte hai KM ke andar & letz see what khichdi is cooking there...😉

Geet- Maan aapko pata hai ... Dev shaadi kar rahe hai teesri baar..😲.aur aap abh tak PH se aapni dusri SR ke baare mei baat nahi kar paye...😕

Maan- Kyaaa.😲..lekin Geet, Dev ke shaadi ke saath humare dusre SR ka kya wasta..😕

Geet- Maan, kabhi toh SR ke mamle mei apni dimaag ke batti jalayiye..😉..agar Dev shaadi karenge toh SR bhi manaenge na.😕..

Maan- Geet yeh toh natural hai..😳

Geet- toh sochiye ..humare shaadi ko itne months ho gaye lekin aaj tak woh sara hua tabele ke SR ki sivaye hume dusre mauka milehi nahi.😡.abh tak uske badboo mere nakh se nahi jaate aur woh gash phoosh se jo khujli hue woh alag..😕.saare fanz ne itne minnate kiye... andolan karne ki dhamki bhi diye par kya mile unko ..humare jagha Dev ki hattrick SR.😲..hum show ke leads hai ya woh...

Maan- thik hai Geet ..mei CV's se baat karke dekhta hu..😕

Geet- Sirf baat.😲.apko bagawat karna parega ..agar jarurat pade toh Anna Hazaare ki tarah bhookh hartal pe baith jayiye ...😉 amaran anshan SR ke liye..😆..

Maan- kya..😲..anshan aur woh bhi SR ke liye..yeh kuch jyaada nahi ho raha hai Geet..😕

Geet- bilkul nahi.😕..bohot sharafat dikha diya humne aur humare fanz ne..kab se SR SR karke bole ja rahi hu..yeh mue PH aur CV's ke ulte khopri mei baat ghustai nahi 😡..aur aap Maan .😲.baare sher bane ghumte fhirte hai...Maan Singh Khurana aur aapke tai-chi aur kya kya...par abhi tak kuch nahi kar paye...aur woh sukhe haddi Dev aapne shaadi aur SR ki hattrick karne ja rahe hai...😡

Maan- aaysa maat bolo Geet..mere reputation ka kuch toh khayal karo.😕..fanz ke samne mere pol kol rahe ho..kya sochenge woh log..😲

Geet- humare fanz ko humare baare mei humse jyaada pata hai..😉..abhi jayiye aur CV's aur PH ko manayiye humare SR ke liye nahi toh KM ki kitchen mei tala laga dungi ...sabka khana-peena bandh..😡

Maan- santh ho jao Geet.😊.mei abhi jata hu aur tumhe promise karta hu ki iss bar hum PH se humare SR ki baat manakar hi KM lautunga..😉

Geet- Maan jaldi lauteaga..😕..kahi itna der na ho jaye ki Dev apna teesre shaadi aur SR bhi mana le humare aage..uss shukhe haddi se toh mei abh jeet ke hi dum lungi.😡.

Maan- tum chinta maat karo Geet .😊.agar PH aur CV's nahi mane toh mei unhe bhi apne SR manane nahi dunga..

Geet- par woh kaise Maan..😲

Maan- woh mei unke office ke samne anshan ke liye baith jayunga jab tak woh humare dream SR ke liye maan na jaye..unlogo ko ghar lautne nahi dunga..tab unke akkal thikane par ayenge..😡

Geet- aap bilkul yaise hi karna Maan..😡

Maan leaves KM to meet the PH & CV's in order to finalize their SR..😳

Now letz see what the rest r upto..😉

Mamaji- Oye Lucky tucky..humare choti si Nando ki shaadi ho rahe hai aur mei itna badda jawan munda ghar mei kuwara baitha hu kisi ko mere fhikar nahi.😲.yeh kaise nainsaafi hai..😭

Lucky- oye mamme..tujhe iss umaar mei apni shaadi ki pade hai .😲.mera soch...Nando ki toh line clear ho gayi ...abh agar Preeto ko iske baare mei pata lagh gaya toh woh mujhe apni shaadi ke liye zid karenge aur nahi mana toh uske dhai kilo ka haath ke mukke agar mujhpe par gaye toh mei toh duniya se uthh jayunga..😕

Mamaji- par Lucky puttar tu shaadi kyu nahi karna chahta..😲

Lucky- Oye mamme, meine socha tha ki pehle thik thak yeha settle ho jau.😊.mera matlab Maan jijje ki KC mei kuch badda sa post mil jaye uske baad shaadi ke sochenge ..lekin yeh Nando ne itni jaldi uski shaadi ki faisla kar li ki mere saare plans chaupat ho gaya.😕.abh agar mei Preeto ko settle hone ki baat karunga toh woh mujhe kettle mei dalke paani ke saath ubaal denge..aur Beeji aur Teji paji ki gussa soh lagh.😲.mei toh bhag raha hu Delhi chodke..😭

Now the main culprits, the most unhappening couple, Devini..😡

Nandini- Dev mei kitni khush hu ki humaare shaadi ho rahe hai.😃.mei Khurana khandan ki bahu banne ja rahi hu.😳.sochiye kitne saare rasme honge..😍

pehle humare jaimala..😳

uske baad hawan..😊

fhir aap sindoor se mere maang bharenge☺️

fhir hum saat fhere lenge..😛

tab jaake humare shaadi poore hoge.😉

fhir hum sabke ashirbaad lenge..😳

Dev(self thought)- arre isse toh rasm ki padi hai.😕.par mujhe toh sirf ek hi rasm se matlab hai aur woh hai mere SR ki hattrick😉

Geet eagerly waiting for Maan's return.😕.but can't held her tension any more so she thinks of talking to Nandini..😉

Geet (self thought)- Maan abhi tak nahi laute ..😕.aur yeh Dev ka koi bharosa nahi usse toh shaadi se jyaada SR ki chinta hai..mei uski rag rag se waqib hu.😡 ..chalo chado..Nandini ko patane ki koshish karti hu😉

Geet- Nando , meri pyaare behna, tu kitni soni lagh rahi hai.😊.par tujhe bina signal ki gadi chalane ki kya jarurat thi..😲..accident hone ka dar rehta hai na..😕

Nandini- par Geetdidi aap fhikar maat kijiye mujhe sahi samay mei brake marna aata hai..😳

Geet(self thought)- fhikar kaise na kaaru, yeh driver jo hai humare Dev woh bohot hi oversmart hai.😕.usse toh bina signal ki gaddi chalane ki purane aadat hai.😉.yeh iss bebakubh ladki ko kyon samjhaye..

Nandini- Geet didi, kya aap humare shaadi se khush nahi hai?😲

Geet- nahi Nandini, yaise baat nahi ... actually, mei chahti hu ki mere aur tere jiju ki shaadi pehle hui hai toh SR bhi humare pehle hone chahiye na.😳.akhir mei tere jethani hu..toh yeh nek kaam karne ka mauka hume pehle milna chahiye ..hai na?😉

Nandini- Didi, mei toh maan jayungi lekin Dev nahi maane toh.😕aap plzz jijaji ke saath thoda jaldi game over kijiye taki next batting Dev aur mei kar saku.😳.thik hai..😉

Geet(self-thought)- hey babaji, Nandini ko toh kuch der ke liye pata liye.😉..abh jaldi se Maan PH aur CV's ko manake gud news leke laute nahi toh bohot garbar ho jayega.😕fanz ko bhi aur mujhe aur Maan ko bhi...rehem karna babaji...😭

So letz see, what's in store for us.😕..hey babaji, plzzz Devini ke SR dekhke hume itni jadli parlok seedharna nahi hai..hum pe daya karna.😭.Maaneet ke SR nahi dikhayenge toh indono ka bhi chalega par devini nahiii 😡 What say guys?😕

Adi-Kyaaa humare SRRR...😲

Pinki-not bad ha.😉..chalo koi toh humare baare mei socha..😳

P.S.Sorry for the Devini torture..😕

Bagh, Bagh Maaneet!!

I so appreciate your humourous post in such depressing times! Laughter really is the best medicine, especially for a disease called DEVINI 😡😆

Your characterisations are much better than what is being shown in the current episodes!

The best part was Adi-Pinky at the end! Awww! I wouldn't mind seeing their marriage/SR one bit.😳

Originally posted by: skg267

Bagh, Bagh Maaneet!!

I so appreciate your humourous post in such depressing times! Laughter really is the best medicine, especially for a disease called DEVINI 😡😆

Your characterisations are much better than what is being shown in the current episodes!

The best part was Adi-Pinky at the end! Awww! I wouldn't mind seeing their marriage/SR one bit.😳

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too good bobby,,waise bhi dev ko sr k alawa kuch nahia ta..chalo sab ghspian mi k devini ko ek jordaar kick maar k unko KM se bahar nikaal detey h,,na rahega baans or na bajegi bansuri,,,,,😆


dev ka kya h wo to road par bhi sr mana lega🤣

Aww...di...gussa...
Itna gussa ki aaj ke topic Geet Maan ko directly dhamki de rahi hai...

Ab ye dhamki cv's ko deni padegi...samajh kya rakha hai inhone hume...mai maaneet ki ok ok SR ki umeed kar rahi hu, par ye Devini ki SR karane ke piche padhe hai...

Awesome post di...

Awesome as always...🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: SlovHanda

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too good bobby,,waise bhi dev ko sr k alawa kuch nahia ta..chalo sab ghspian mi k devini ko ek jordaar kick maar k unko KM se bahar nikaal detey h,,na rahega baans or na bajegi bansuri,,,,,😆


dev ka kya h wo to road par bhi sr mana lega🤣

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Originally posted by: Mehek25

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Bobby pls thoda raham karo. I literally fell off the sofa laughing. Was laughing so much that my eyes were tearing and my maid also got scared...Kept asking madam whats wrong...Still am laughing..just can't seem to stop...But thanx so much for it. I actually look forward to ur posts because they make me so happy...anything for a good laugh i guess after watching Devini torture on TV.

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