Wicked Weekend Wassup- Gulaal Newspaper-Issue # 7

So we are back!




Arre Dukhi Dukhi hai hum
Kitne hai Gulaal ko ghum
Par Kesuda na kissi se kum
Nah rehne deta Gulaal ki aankhen nam😳

The soulmates finally out of the whole hell and out in the wild 😳




Siree: I want to write about Paan ba😛 Can I ?
Arti: Somebody is not talking to me
Kiran: I have brought the danda for people who dont submit their segments!😛
Nithya: did you take MB's danda😲
Geeshani: Errr I am afraid of his danda
Chaitu: Chudail...I am writing awards for you ..you better not mess up big time😡

heehee...kya kare!! as you already know ...we are Wickedians😛😛










Nautanki zara Sankshipt mein
meaning

Synopsis of the Week:😉

by Srushti



Dushy ne bata diya Gulaal ka raaz
MB hue Gulaal se bohot naraaz!

Paan ba ne bata diya apna chudailo wala Roop!
JK ne bhi taaney lagaaye khoob!

Jab teeno chudailo ne khinch daali hamare dimaag ki nas!
Kesuda ne keh diya ab bohot ho gaya, karo ab Bas!!!


Meri patni ka apmaan kabhie na sahoonga!
Mein iss chudailo wale ghar mein na rahoonga!

Talli ne kaha mein bhi aaungi tumhare sang!
Kesuda ne kaha tu rang mein kyun daal rahi hai bhang!😛😆

Kesuda bola chhod nahi sakti tu Sudha bhabhi ko
Talli ne maana aur de di apne ghar ki chaabi ko!

Gullu ko diya nahi kissi ne ashirwaad!
Kesar ne kaha chal! chhod sab ko in this bhaad!

Chal diye dono chhod apna desh,
aur chhotu se ghar mein kiya Kesgul ne grihapravesh!

Kesuda ne ki ghar ki safai, nahi hai woh koi snob!
aur dusre din chala gaya to find a new job!

Kunnu ne pehli baar dikhai apni acchai!
Sach mein mil gaya Sudha ko accha jamai!

Dila di usne Kesuda ko naukri
Aur isse impress ho gai Sudha ki chhokri

Kesuda ne phoonka chulha,
aur ban gaya full on Dulha!

uske Dulha mode pe Gullu ne pher diya paani!
ab aage kya hoga dekho next week Jaani😛

Ab bohot hua khatam Kahani!
itna lamba likh ke yaad aa gayi mujhe meri naani😳






And after the brilliant summary😛...
we come to the

SCENE of the Week

Presenting my saviour and the most consistently Wicked Wickedian😛

Kiran aka Kiran_Truedecent







So presenting
Geeshubaby

with
Video summary of the Week




*taaliyaan and seetiyaan*



As we go to the journey of this week...







And now..Shhh...We have Sirreee...coming with Lady in red!! the broken wall of Talsagra
So welcome the Honourary Secretary of the Wicked Gang
Sireee with the




Character of the week


By
Sireee aka Chweetu

Character of d week: GULAAL👏

Hello guys..this week..I'm gonna write about..Gulaal'd character once I called Dracula..but CV's had changed my mind..at last'they have showed Gulaal.coming out of her usual ostrich attitude'n what else she can do'd whole week has left unbearable heartache for her..Except kesar n her father'n d terrorist.Everybody'started to hate her..n started to look at her like a creepy creature'she was deeply hurted by d words reva'who used to be her friend'n is it d same reva..who has taunted kesar..for torturing gulaal..in d name of love'n PB..she has deep trust even when dushyanth's rumour came out..she has just trusted Gulaal'n told kesu ki even don't dare to think about Gulaal that way..n d rest of d clane also..sudha d chameleon..n JK is always Jk'.n she seems to be taken back by words of reva..n says that kesu should leave her..as she din't want to ruin his life'n was just consoled by kesu...n experienced more jhatka when PB..drags in..n takes d vasanth's photu'n abuses her being kali-chaya..of vasanth's life'.then also she wanted to stay at badi haveli..as she thinks she has committed mistake..n she has to bare d punishment..n wonders at d dialogue of kesu..when he says that he will take care of her pride..n consider herself as a stranger in that home'n asks kesu..to bring d chai'n she will go later..n she just blankly..goes with kesu in to d kitchen..n barely responds for kesu's trials..to cheer up her mood..n she just smiles..n her smile used to fade out every now n then..n was hurt when PB..scolds her as being'apshagun for d family..n her sons'n still she wants to be in that house..she doesn't want to leave it..but kesar's continuous support makes her to accept d situation..n agrees to go with him'but heart was broken into pieces.🥺.when MB refuses to give ashirwad'n moreover..doesn't stop her'MB has been d biggest support for her'but now..he is not even showing his concern..for her'n kesu takes her away..but she runs back as little girl..n begs to stop her with tears..in her eyes'n completely lost after leaving d badi haveli..she just walks with kesu'as if her world has been stolen by someone'n comes into d house'of d terrorist..n she is still in shock state.n now..she can only depends on kesuda..n no one else..d lady..who has spend 10 years'when actually no one is there in her life..has all become'lost soul'no spirit left in her..n nextday'gets early n prepares chai n eagerly waits for kesuda😳'n prepares food for him'n does she get conscious of his painful look after patting kesu'n she bluntly says that there is no other thali that's y she served him first..n no husband right is involved there.

Hmmm..this week is a hurtful week for her'she has not started to think'about d reality she is going to face'even if she stays at badi haveli'after DV breaks she has to leave it na'n y kesu'is going against world for her'just because'she is pathni..nahin na...he loves her.😳.n she needs to understand'n after knowing d truth..that.ki...Gulaal knows dushy is d murderer kesu has just left her.😕.n said nothing to her'n these people are literally punishing her without listening a word of her..😡

By d way..after d doll scene..gulaal should think of kesu in a new light na..where did that feel disappeared'I blame CV's for this'aise glimpses..if they had shown d drama might b more interesting😳'out of no where'this dowry n murder issue came in light'😡just taking away d real essence of a love story'now these 2 guys are busy with..roti n makan thing😡'hope to see gulaal gving d pathi haq to kesu n sharing d thali with him..😳

That's all for this week

Siree..😳

..

And Chalo chalo aa gayi Neil Deewani!!!

bluey bluey

With

Kya bola re!!

Dialogue of the Week:

by nneeil aka Nithya

Kesar : Tujhe chodhna hi hoga aur ye main tere pati hone ke haq se keh raha hu

Tujhe chalne hi hoga

Main nahi chahta ki meri patni vaha rahe jaha uski koi izzat na ho

Kyunki uski izzat mai hi meri izzat hain

These were the lines spoken by Kesar when all the ladies were pouncing upon Gulaal and Paanba dint even think twice before accusing Gulaal in front of outsiders. Kesar just could not bear to see his Gulaal being disgraced and insulted like this and we get the major turning point where he asks Gulaal to leave the house along with him. And Gulaal, who was determined not to leave house come what may just joins Kesar without showing much resistance. That showed it was all Kesar who mattered to her '.. 😳

Loved how kesar comes in a protective husband mode and just thrust his husbandly rights on Gulaal just to convince her to leave that house. He is so right when he says in Gulaal's respect lies his respect too..all wife's husband make him your role model and you will always be happy'😳

Star plus we don't need lamp and wick to show what a perfect huband is 'we already have Kesar..but guess you are blind. 😡

And since we all are in no mood to joke this week..we though a simple scene journey of the moments of the week will be fine!!!

So welcome the goldie goldie!!!
Sunehri Kiran
with

Scene Summary of the Week


By Kiran aka Truedecent









KES-GUL moment of the week
By *takes a bow* me myself😛

Srushti


Oh! I know it has to be the khansi scene but I am taking that in the breath taking scene so in her It has to be this one...the kitchen scene where he takes her hands and makes her sit down after eliminating all the kabab mein haddi possibilities from the kitchen! I just love how bratty he is ..when he says we will take a lot of time and keep all of them hungry😆...and ofcourse how he takes her hand and make her sit was one such endearing gesture...and Gulaal suddenly out of her zombie state for one brief moment when Kesar is about to burn himself!!


But Kesar is Kesar! you could see the lightening up of his face a bit when Gulaal said I want to do pooja in OUR room! I guess before that he wanted to pounce and launch on her rights of going to the pooja room and that he will not have anybody stop her! but the moment she said 'Our room!' the bacha is all happy shappy 1!!


And that dialouge of 'Pura faayda utha le! jab take mein tera pati hoon! Why do I get that feeling that he is trying to shake her and tell her that 'LOOK AT ME!!! I AM YOUR HUSBAND! I AM THE REASON WHY YOU STAYED IN THIS HOUSE! I AM THE REASON WHY YOU ARE STILL LIVING AFTER VASANT LEFT! I AM HERE AND YOU DONT NEED ANYONE.! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO BOTH OF US AFTER 2 MONTHS???
and Gulaal has as if accepted his status!! as the kiddo pati she has got for herself!!
Happy to help kind of joru ko ghulam!!😆
I swear I am gonna miss them both









And Are you ready!!!!
So is the wal!!!
Go on people!!
Bang bang bang!!



The scene that made you bang your head against the wall

by ..the Vice president for Marketing
of the Wicked Gang.😛
arre!! that is meee!!

Srushti

Ofcourse! she has to be back to claim some award na!!
So Talli is back with her 'Tum dono jaha mein bhi waha😡'
Haye re! you got yourself a brave man who actually declared that he wants you for 7 janams! Mind boggling logic that might be for us! but you should be happy with that na! Why the hell do you want to tag along with the honey mooners😡 dont you have to buy new jewellery ...and new sarees and more orange chunars for yourselves and find a publisher for publishing the new shayari book for your bhangar shayar🤢

Thank God for Kesar that he used Gulaal argument against her! Thank God for the eternal Gulaal and Talli love that Talli dropped the idea of tagging along *whew*
But for that brief moment I did bang my head on the wall!!







Scene that took your breath away
by again *kitni baar bow karvaoege'
it is me me 😛


Srushti



Oh it had to be this one na
the rub on the back scene!
He has been so much into taking care of that completely helpless Gulaal that he had become her saviour and a backbone, the responsible one who cannot have a moment of weakness!
but the moment Gulaal takes control! The loverboy takes over, you can see that!

And somehow I cant get enough of that stare! It is not a smitten kind of stare! I cant describe the pathos this scene brings in! It has a hint of that love, the care, the pain, the respect, the bond and the life they are sharing! all combined into one! Oh ! What he would not give for this one moment with her!
It was ...dont know! I felt more of the overwhelmedness at her care! At the amount of love the woman has in her inspite of all the difficulites she is facing that kind of humbles him...just like that scene during the vrat! when Gulaal comes to Kesar when he was going on his bike and gets overwhelmed by his love and care!!
And did I see a slight surprise on his face when Gulaal says that he had better go and sit back instead of hovering around! he had not seen this take-in-control Gulaal since so many days na!
So I guess he was taken aback😆

And you know what I felt?
The moment Gulaal takes control, he loses it!
Such perfect match they are na!
Remote control ka jhagada hi nahi hoga kabhie😆

And so we see him stomping out saying that now I have to obey you na!
somehow I didnot feel that playfulness nor that indulgence that he has when he is trying to make Gulaal smile, this time!
He is getting into the husband mode seriously!
And he is perhaps to some extent regretting the not so dependent Gulaal in that instance!




Scene that broke your heart
by again *kitni baar bow karvaoege'
it is me me 😛


Srushti

Oh it has to be this one na


The way she breaks into a silent plea of not alienating her from this house!
of all the people MB knows how much this house matters to her!
He has time and again questioned and has been worried about what would happen to her after the DV! where would she go!
Both share such an amazing bond! you could see that in this scene ...am putting GIF of this scene because no words could have described this scene



And now it is the time for
.My dear Chudail...to come ulta paanv

With

RAP of the week


By
Chaitu aka Chaitali aka bioinfo
aka my chudail

Herez guys I present to you the song dedicated to the best husband of the millennium "kesar" and it is known as the PATI rap

Music''..

And someone give me the beat'''

Bhum chak bhu bhu bhu bhum chak'''.

Ya just bring the beat bring the beat back and fro'yo

Pati rap'.yo ''pati rap'..yo''.

You wanna slap''yo'..its pati rap'''

Pb hai khatarnak deekhati hai wo daant'....yo

Bte ne gullu ko kiya support to mari usse laat'...yo

Mb ke pairon pe giri gullu par bani na koi baat.....yo

Kesu ne kaha chal hum niklege abhi ghar se chahe din ho ya raat''.yo

Pati rap..yo..pati rap'yo

You wanna slap .its pati rap..

Talli ki haveli thi dirty, bhare hue the makdi ke jaale...yo

Grih pravesh kiya kesgul ne wo the bhole bhale....'yo

Kesu ne jataya pati ka haq aur sare jale saaf kar dale......yo

patni ko laga dar to pati ne bola aaj hawa hi kahle... .yo

pati rap...yo..pati rap.yo...

you wanna slap its pati rap

subah hiu kesu ne maangi gullu se chai.....yo

gullu boli ghar mein aanaj nahi, chai kahan se laun hai hai...yo

nikla kesu job dhundne par sab usse thenga dikhaye.....yo

par aagaya chandamama kesu ki job leke, hein ye kya ho gaya bhai......yo

pati rap''yo'''''pati rap..yo

you wanna slap .its pati rap'.

phir aisa dekha hamari ankhon ne nazara'..yo

cycle pe zulfein udata aaya kesu hamara''yo

phir aaya kitchen scene gullu jala rahi thi chullah'''yo

kesu bola hat ja rani, teri aankhon ke aansu karte hain mujhe aag babula(angry)''.yo

chullah to na jala par gaya khansi se muh phul'''.yo

gullu ke peeth pe haath malte hi kesu gaya duniya bhool'''yo

phir boli gullu chal phut banke chhore'.yo

mujhe niptana hai aapna kaam tu zara side mein ho re''.yo

chaliya ki saans to abhi bhi thi atki''..yo

dur baitha chair pe dekha gullu ko nazrein kahin na bhatki''..yo

pati rap''yo''.pati rap'.yo

you wanna slap'.its pati rap...

rat hui ,kahana bana, patni layi thali...yo

ek thali dekh ke kesu ne pati ki been baja dali'''..yo

bola mai hun sheheri babu, nahi hun purane khayalon wala''.yo

tere bina na dalunga apne muh mein niwala''yo

gullu boli zameen pe aaja o mere pyaar ke panchi'..yo

ghar pe bas ek thali hai aur ek katori aur chamchi(spoon)'''..yo

ye sunke kesu ke shakal pe baje sadhe bara'''..yo

phir bhi try kiya bola chal dinner share karte hain hamara''..yo

itni si thi iss week ki kahani'''yo

aisa hi pati chahiye mujko sun lo amma, dadi, nani'😳'yo

pati rap'''..yo'''pati rap'.yo

you wanna slap''''its pati rap''''..

Sooo plllzzz
Welcome
The Doctor with the heart of a
Poetess

Piu aka ManzilMukul

So here it is...
The poem of the week by

Piu aka Manzilmukul

And now it is the time for


The AWARDSSS!!!

the editor *takes a bow* (that is me by the way😛)
Srushti
with great ideas from KKK iran...
and my dear Chaitu Chudail


The aa bail mujhe maar
of the week


Goes tooo
*Drum rolls*
Ofcourse Kunal!!
The Guy wants Talli for 7 janams😲
I mean whatever happened to his MBA degree!! where did he get that from!



The Waking up Kumbhkaran moment
of the Week

Aha!!
Giga who else😛
I mean after years of slumber and listening to JK and watching his sons do all the wrong deeds ...and suddenly one fine day uske dimaag ki batti jali and he figured out by himself Ramu's black deeds and also Dushy's intention and bah bah!! What a slap he gave to Ramu na!
And wham! the way he attacked JK and cursed her black 'Godh'...
Whoa!!👏


THe Maa ke naam be dhabba Award


Hands down to the witchy witch from the hell!
Her one son is dead! and the second is saying that he will leave the house and she doesnot have one slight wrinkle of anguish on her face! Except to grind her teeth in some vampish and blood thirsty manner🤢
I mean woman ! however you detest the DIL of yours but atleast show some botheration that you son is going 😕

Brother From Another Planet award

Goes to none other than CHANDAMAMA aka KUNAL

He's such a cutie na, apani job ka pata nahi apne kesu ke liye job dhunda ussne wo bhi sareewale ka, helloji kya socke laya job ke kesgul fans khush honge

ANDHERI RAAT MEIN,

DIYA TERE HAATH MEIN Award

Goes to none other than kesar for his quick catch when gullu lost her balance

THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE

CREATURE AWARD

Goes to sudha, what the hell is wrong with this women,

kabhi idhar to kabhi udar😕

PYASI CHUDAIL KA BADLA

goes to hands down Paan ba🤢 The woman is not even bothered that guest are sitting and she just pounces on Gulaal like a vampire on its prey!! Woman get some manners and then come back😡

GAYI BHAINS PANI MEIN

Kunal ki aur kisski!, becahre ne Kesu baba ki job karai! Paise bhi wapas de diye! Talli ko Saat saat janam ke liye bardasht karne ke liye kasam bhi khai aur phir bhi woh bana na Sudhi ka jamai😛

Aaj mein Ghar Ghar
Khela Award!😛

aur kaun
*drum rolls*
Kesuda!!!!!!
I mean pati pati pati pati...mein tera pati ...tu mujhe pati...
jab tak hum pati patni...wagarah wagarah!!
He is so into this pati mode na...I swear the guy gives me shivers and goosebumps...I am so going to miss him


The NAinsafi of the week award

Haye re! So wished for one slap for JK...atleast!!
and Just one slap to Ramu after all this😡
Giga couldnot you have heartattack after you had beaten Ramu likke MB had beaten Dushy with a stick and slapped JK like MB has slapped Kesar!
Bechara bacha has had 15 slaps till now and Ramu escapes with one and JK with just a 'Gidhad dhamaki'😕
Bahut nainsaffi hai yeh! *gabbar style*😛.
The Direct Dil se line of the week award...

oh it has to be Giga's line! where he tells JK that all her life she has blamed others and never looked in her own house ..how utterly messy it is!! So true! she blamed others for everything when her sons are to be blamed for everything that has happened bad in this house!!


The Rang badalti Odhani award

It has to go to Sarufai ...from chanting Gulaal Gulaal and telling Kesar at every possible opportunity to take care of Gulaal now she tells Kesar to leave her 😕 you really need to go back to your lamenting post and lament vasant vasant again! you had never been with this family in grief and now you dont deserve to be here to add to the grief!!

The patthar dil award of the week


Haye haye Gullu!! Bechare ne phoonk phoonk ke jaan nikaal di and you look calmly at the chulha and say 'Bujh gaya'😆 Kucch toh rehem karti bache par😆


The Izzat uttarofying
moment of the week


Oh! The Thali and pati scene!
Bechara Kachra ho gaya Kesuda ka😆

He was so damn confident!
'Tu to mujhe sach mein pati ki tarah!' and then the bacha stops and looks her as if expecting a shy smile from Gulaal and he gets a stare back and answer that 'nah there is no need to get excited, we have just run out of utencils🤣'
Izzat utarofy ho gaya😆
Mein shaher se aaya hoon!!
hahahahaha🤣🤣🤣
Lekin ye gaanvwaali tujhe ullu bana gai🤣🤣🤣






Special award of the week




MB

Well , call me partial! But I love him!
The man is so obviously torn between righteousness, principles and his heart's voice! The only man who had a right to be angry with Gulaal and still his heart goes out to her when she is being ill treated by the chudails of the house! And probably Gulaal saw that in his eyes and hence that heart breaking scene when she runs back and falls at his feet ! The only man who never doubted Gulaal's intentions but is only purely hurt by her actions! Who is in as much pain as Gulaal is to leave the house because he knows ...in the words of Kesar 'Gulaal is the atma of this house' and also that this house is the one for which Gulaal gave her life...So brilliant portrayal of the character...👏 hats off👏👏👏












Editor's note
(That is me😛)
Srushti

Well I saw Geeshani's VM on the journey of 200 epi and I sw this scene and I was reminded again of the brilliance of the CVs to link each and every scene with the past!
And Kiran also pointed out in her scene of the week!
It is as if even then, they had the present story, scene to scene framed in their mind!!

So we had griha pravesh of Kes Gul and me reminded of the griha pravesh of Gulaal during her first marriage which did not quite happen in a conventional way!
In fact, even then she entered the house, because of Kesar and today also she entered their new house because of him!

10 years back Gulaal stayed in the house for Kesar, for his safety and today Kesar left the house for Gulaal, for her honour!
What do I say more!
I bow down to the CVs of this show👏





(GIF : Srushti)


(GIF : Kiran)
Amazing journey na...😳

So that is from the Editor's desk...

And that is all for this week...If any additions from the members I will put it ...Sorry have been late but hte news dampened us wickedians so the segments were a bit slow to come😳

big big hugs for srushti, geesh, kiran,siree,nitya, piyu and a bigger lafa for chaitu

Thanks Srush...😊

Thanks Wickedians...🤗

Hey Srush...