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Let's do as if there is a dance reality show on star plus where the brothers and sisters are paired up as dance partners and all they need to do is to show their hidden talent!!!😉
Let's name the show as...SHOW ME YOUR JALWA!!😃
(i KNOW ITS A BIT PAKAAO, but rest assured, the best are yet to come)
So as participants, I have come up with some names, I couldn't think of more than these 3 couples
(Any further additions and suggestions are welcomed by the way😳)
PS: Judges of the show are India's biggest choreographers: Saroj Khan-Farah Khan-Vaibhavi Merchant-(HR_just for the fun)😛
Shall we begin...
The first bhai-behen ki jodi was of:
Harsh-Navya= After their dumdaar performance, the judges comments were as follows:
SK: Dekhiye aap dono kaafi chote hai umar mein lekin nach aap dono ka laajawaab tha! Keep it up and give the same and I'd say, and even better performance next time👏
FK: Mummy, aapne bilkul thik kaha, main agree karti hoon, gaane ka choice very good, steps very carefully interpreted!! overall, superb!👍🏼
VM: Harsh, pehle aap mujhe bataao! Yeh Navya tumse zyaada badi nahin hai??
Harsh: Age mein ya height mein??!
😆
VM: Dono mein baba!!
Harsh: Haan, waise to yeh bandariyaa rishte mein meri badi behen lagti hai...Isliye umar mein mujhse THORI badi hai, lekin iske kad ke baare mein mujhe nahin pata kyunki maa se kabhi pucha nahin ki kaunsa fertilizer use karke isko itni lambi, I mean <badi> banaayi!!😃
Navya: Harsh chup reh tu!!😡
VM: Achcha-achcha!! Very nice people!! Nice concept and dance and interpretation!!
And now...
HR: Harsh, aap apni didi se chirte kyun hai??!!😛
Harsh: Reason sirf ek hi hain!! Yeh mujhse choti kyun nahin hai!!??!!😕
😆😆😆
HR: Harsh, ab tum sach mein chup ho jaao warna backstage mein guaranteed, pithne wale ho, Navya ko dekho zara!!
Ok guys...Sab kuch bhulake aap logon ne apna jalwa dikhaaya and I genuinely liked it!! 😊
Scores:
SK: 7.5/10
FK: 8.0/10
VM: 8.5/10
HR: 8.5/10
Hence, the final judgement is that the score of 8.5 will be kept for Harsh and Navya!!
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Anant-Nimisha= After their breath-taking performance:
SK: And you both are sure that you've never taken up dance classes??
Anant: Actually nahin! Kyunki hamare yahan allowed nahin hai!
SK: To aap yahan kaise pahounche?!
Nimi: Ek bahut <LAMBI> kahani hai, aapko phir kabhi bataayenge!
SK: Thik hai baba, baad mein bata dena...Lekin abhi mein keh doon that both of you rocked the dance floor tonight, main khud uthkar aap ke liye seetee bajaati hoon!! Fabulous job bachchon!!👏
FK: Maa..yeh bachche hai??!! Agar yeh inka bachpana hai to inki jawani kya hogi!!??!!😳
Ok, don't get me wrong Anant-Nimisha, main yeh kehna chahti hoon ki aap dno ne phaar diya!! Seriously! Kya fusion tha!! Anant, aapne time par beat change kiya and I was afraid about that particular detail but you did your job fantastically!! I think Vaibhavi aap par zyaada comments barsaa sakti hai since she's the original choreographer of the dance...👏
VM: Nimisha, the DUM-DUM mast hai bit of the girl's version at the beginning was absolutely fantastic!! Main to dekhte hi reh gayi!! It was WOW!! 👏
Nimisha: Thanks so much m'am!!😊
VM: And Anant, aapko pata hai jab gaana woh speed leta hai pehle antre ke baad, the portion on the music only, the <Juk jaayiye pyaar par juk jaayiye, haar kar juk jaayiye, pyaar kar> was beautifully executed, I loved it to the core, I must say that you did it better than Ranveer!!👏👏👏
Anant: Thank you so much M'am😊, It really means a lot!!
HR: Anant-Anant-Anant! You're a wonderful dancer!
Anant: Thank you sir!😊
HR: Achcha, mujhe ek baat bataao! Agar yeh dance show tumhe apni behen ko chod kissi aur ke saath dance karna hota to?! Kis ke saath dance karte??!!
FK: Arre, yeh bhi koi poochne ki baat hai??!! Galli-galli ke bachche se poucho,unhe bhi pata hai!
HR: Achcha??! Kaun hai!
VM: Wohi, hamari sehmi si, pareshaan rehne wali, chup-chap si..
HR: NAVYA??!!😲
Anant; Nahin...
FK: Nahin??!!
Anant; Haan...
Navya😳😳😳 ☺️☺️☺️ 😳😳😳
HR: Very well done Anant, I'm impressed!! And Nimisha-Terrific girl!!👏
Anant & Nimisha: Thank you sir!!
Scores:
SK: 8.5/10
FK: 8.5/10
VM: 10/10
HR: 10/10
Hence, the final judgement is that the score of 10 will be kept for Anant & Nimisha and that's A PERFECT SCORE!!!
_________________________________________________________________________
NOW-NOW-NOW...
PRESENTING TO YOU...
THE EXCLUSIVE & ONE AND ONLY!!!
UDI BABA & BOOH-AAH DADI
After their so-called performance when the judges finally managed to shut their opened mouths and finding the correct words, these were the reactions;
SK: WHAT
FK: THE
VM: HELL
HR: WAS THAT??!!🤣 🤣 🤣
udI: Yeh kis bhaasha mein aap humse waartaalaab karne ki koshish kar rahe hai?
BD: Hari OM Prabhuji, bhaiyya, inko shaayad bahut mazaa aaya iss liye aise chakit hai!!
SK: Aapko to dance karna tha!! Yeh aap stage par kya kar rahe the??!
udI: Stare-Gulp-Stare
FK: oye hello ji, aapko naachnaa tha, stage par tarha-tarha ka meditation nahi dikhaana tha, woh sab karne ke liye yoga centres hai bharat desh mein!!
VM: Jaante hai ki aapki umar to nikal gayi hai, lekin apni hi behen ka haath pakarne main kya sharam?!!
udI: Stare-Gulp-Stare
BD: Hari OM Prabhuji, bhaiyya mera haath kaise pakar sakte hai??!!
UdI: Yeh kaisi waahiyaat si maange hai aapki!! Aur yeh kaunsa tareeka hai baron se baat karne ka??!! Hum chakit hai ki..
FK: Hello jee, bahar jaane ka rasta is behind you, I mean, aapke peeche hai!! Bye!!
HR: I'd better abstain!!🥱
UDI: Aur hamaare ankh??!!
Scores:
SK: -0.1/10
FK: -0.2/10
VM: -0.3/10
HR:-0.4/10
Hence, the final judgement is that the score of uhh...??...will be kept for these two..uhh..people??!
😕😕
_________________________________________________________________________
😆
Sorry guys, its WAY too long, but I tried to make something funny!!
So do read it!!😆
Let's name the show as...SHOW ME YOUR JALWA!!😃
(i KNOW ITS A BIT PAKAAO, but rest assured, the best are yet to come)
So as participants, I have come up with some names, I couldn't think of more than these 3 couples
(Any further additions and suggestions are welcomed by the way😳)
PS: Judges of the show are India's biggest choreographers: Saroj Khan-Farah Khan-Vaibhavi Merchant-(HR_just for the fun)😛
Shall we begin...
The first bhai-behen ki jodi was of:
Harsh-Navya= After their dumdaar performance, the judges comments were as follows:
SK: Dekhiye aap dono kaafi chote hai umar mein lekin nach aap dono ka laajawaab tha! Keep it up and give the same and I'd say, and even better performance next time👏
FK: Mummy, aapne bilkul thik kaha, main agree karti hoon, gaane ka choice very good, steps very carefully interpreted!! overall, superb!👍🏼
VM: Harsh, pehle aap mujhe bataao! Yeh Navya tumse zyaada badi nahin hai??
Harsh: Age mein ya height mein??!
😆
VM: Dono mein baba!!
Harsh: Haan, waise to yeh bandariyaa rishte mein meri badi behen lagti hai...Isliye umar mein mujhse THORI badi hai, lekin iske kad ke baare mein mujhe nahin pata kyunki maa se kabhi pucha nahin ki kaunsa fertilizer use karke isko itni lambi, I mean <badi> banaayi!!😃
Navya: Harsh chup reh tu!!😡
VM: Achcha-achcha!! Very nice people!! Nice concept and dance and interpretation!!
And now...
HR: Harsh, aap apni didi se chirte kyun hai??!!😛
Harsh: Reason sirf ek hi hain!! Yeh mujhse choti kyun nahin hai!!??!!😕
😆😆😆
HR: Harsh, ab tum sach mein chup ho jaao warna backstage mein guaranteed, pithne wale ho, Navya ko dekho zara!!
Ok guys...Sab kuch bhulake aap logon ne apna jalwa dikhaaya and I genuinely liked it!! 😊
Scores:
SK: 7.5/10
FK: 8.0/10
VM: 8.5/10
HR: 8.5/10
Hence, the final judgement is that the score of 8.5 will be kept for Harsh and Navya!!
_________________________________________________________________________
Anant-Nimisha= After their breath-taking performance:
SK: And you both are sure that you've never taken up dance classes??
Anant: Actually nahin! Kyunki hamare yahan allowed nahin hai!
SK: To aap yahan kaise pahounche?!
Nimi: Ek bahut <LAMBI> kahani hai, aapko phir kabhi bataayenge!
SK: Thik hai baba, baad mein bata dena...Lekin abhi mein keh doon that both of you rocked the dance floor tonight, main khud uthkar aap ke liye seetee bajaati hoon!! Fabulous job bachchon!!👏
FK: Maa..yeh bachche hai??!! Agar yeh inka bachpana hai to inki jawani kya hogi!!??!!😳
Ok, don't get me wrong Anant-Nimisha, main yeh kehna chahti hoon ki aap dno ne phaar diya!! Seriously! Kya fusion tha!! Anant, aapne time par beat change kiya and I was afraid about that particular detail but you did your job fantastically!! I think Vaibhavi aap par zyaada comments barsaa sakti hai since she's the original choreographer of the dance...👏
VM: Nimisha, the DUM-DUM mast hai bit of the girl's version at the beginning was absolutely fantastic!! Main to dekhte hi reh gayi!! It was WOW!! 👏
Nimisha: Thanks so much m'am!!😊
VM: And Anant, aapko pata hai jab gaana woh speed leta hai pehle antre ke baad, the portion on the music only, the <Juk jaayiye pyaar par juk jaayiye, haar kar juk jaayiye, pyaar kar> was beautifully executed, I loved it to the core, I must say that you did it better than Ranveer!!👏👏👏
Anant: Thank you so much M'am😊, It really means a lot!!
HR: Anant-Anant-Anant! You're a wonderful dancer!
Anant: Thank you sir!😊
HR: Achcha, mujhe ek baat bataao! Agar yeh dance show tumhe apni behen ko chod kissi aur ke saath dance karna hota to?! Kis ke saath dance karte??!!
FK: Arre, yeh bhi koi poochne ki baat hai??!! Galli-galli ke bachche se poucho,unhe bhi pata hai!
HR: Achcha??! Kaun hai!
VM: Wohi, hamari sehmi si, pareshaan rehne wali, chup-chap si..
HR: NAVYA??!!😲
Anant; Nahin...
FK: Nahin??!!
Anant; Haan...
Navya😳😳😳 ☺️☺️☺️ 😳😳😳
HR: Very well done Anant, I'm impressed!! And Nimisha-Terrific girl!!👏
Anant & Nimisha: Thank you sir!!
Scores:
SK: 8.5/10
FK: 8.5/10
VM: 10/10
HR: 10/10
Hence, the final judgement is that the score of 10 will be kept for Anant & Nimisha and that's A PERFECT SCORE!!!
_________________________________________________________________________
NOW-NOW-NOW...
PRESENTING TO YOU...
THE EXCLUSIVE & ONE AND ONLY!!!
UDI BABA & BOOH-AAH DADI
After their so-called performance when the judges finally managed to shut their opened mouths and finding the correct words, these were the reactions;
SK: WHAT
FK: THE
VM: HELL
HR: WAS THAT??!!🤣 🤣 🤣
udI: Yeh kis bhaasha mein aap humse waartaalaab karne ki koshish kar rahe hai?
BD: Hari OM Prabhuji, bhaiyya, inko shaayad bahut mazaa aaya iss liye aise chakit hai!!
SK: Aapko to dance karna tha!! Yeh aap stage par kya kar rahe the??!
udI: Stare-Gulp-Stare
FK: oye hello ji, aapko naachnaa tha, stage par tarha-tarha ka meditation nahi dikhaana tha, woh sab karne ke liye yoga centres hai bharat desh mein!!
VM: Jaante hai ki aapki umar to nikal gayi hai, lekin apni hi behen ka haath pakarne main kya sharam?!!
udI: Stare-Gulp-Stare
BD: Hari OM Prabhuji, bhaiyya mera haath kaise pakar sakte hai??!!
UdI: Yeh kaisi waahiyaat si maange hai aapki!! Aur yeh kaunsa tareeka hai baron se baat karne ka??!! Hum chakit hai ki..
FK: Hello jee, bahar jaane ka rasta is behind you, I mean, aapke peeche hai!! Bye!!
HR: I'd better abstain!!🥱
UDI: Aur hamaare ankh??!!
Scores:
SK: -0.1/10
FK: -0.2/10
VM: -0.3/10
HR:-0.4/10
Hence, the final judgement is that the score of uhh...??...will be kept for these two..uhh..people??!
😕😕
_________________________________________________________________________
😆
Sorry guys, its WAY too long, but I tried to make something funny!!
So do read it!!😆
Cricket
