WHAT HAPPENS ON ANANT'S BIRTHDAY...[FICTION]

"Mere b'day mem yeh bhi nahiin hota"....Toh bhir kya hota hain bhola Anantji????...Kya mem bataon sabko???

1. Sleep with oodi-baba on the night b4 his b'day & wake up via the paramparaic alarm

2. Walk to Niagara Waterfalls barefoot & take a 'snaan' for 2 hours

3. Come back home & wear his b'day special "tiger-cloth"

4. Meditate for 5 hours chanting "HARI OM PRABHUJI"...(special punishment if he falls asleep while doing this)

5. Follow oodi-baba's diet the whole day

6. Offer special prayers for OODI-BABA'S LONGEVITY

7. Seek aashirvaads from oodi & panditji alternatively every 15 minutes

8. Instead of cake, a jack-fruit is arranged with glowing eucalyptus leaves embedded on it. As he blows off the fire on it, instead of "Happy b'day to you", everyone sings "staring, gulping oodiji...how we wonder what that is...up above the kurtha so high, like a football in the zoo..."

9. Watch b'day special movie - "Parampara ki khoj" starring people from Neanderthal, paleolithic, bronze, ice & Iron ages...

Originally posted by: Darrenpieu

"Mere b'day mem yeh bhi nahiin hota"....Toh bhir kya hota hain bhola Anantji????...Kya mem bataon sabko???

1. Sleep with oodi-baba on the night b4 his b'day & wake up via the paramparaic alarm

2. Walk to Niagara Waterfalls barefoot & take a 'snaan' for 2 hours

3. Come back home & wear his b'day special "tiger-cloth"

4. Meditate for 5 hours chanting "HARI OM PRABHUJI"...(special punishment if he falls asleep while doing this)

5. Follow oodi-baba's diet the whole day

6. Offer special prayers for OODI-BABA'S LONGEVITY

7. Seek aashirvaads from oodi & panditji alternatively every 15 minutes

8. Instead of cake, a jack-fruit is arranged with glowing eucalyptus leaves embedded on it. As he blows off the fire on it, instead of "Happy b'day to you", everyone sings 'staring, gulping oodiji...how we wonder what that is...up above the kurtha so high, like a football in the zoo...'

9. Watch b'day special movie - "Parampara ki khoj" starring people from Neanderthal, paleolithic, bronze, ice & Iron ages...

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"gulping oodiji...how we wonder what that is...up above the kurtha so high, like a football in the zoo..."

IS THAT THE CENSORED VERSION OF TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STARS???!
I MEAN, IN OODI BABA'S HONOUR!!

DAMN, that was scary!!!🤢

awesome post...

Darren, u r a super star...cant stop laughing after reading the birthday rhyme for Anant...

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bechara anant... he must have done some crimein his previous birth that he is born in this pagal family now...jo kabhi birthday bhi celebrate nahin karthe!!!!

oh Darren ..u are going to kill us with such hilarious post...can't stop my laughter..🤣🤣🤣

Hilarious post. Can't stop laughing.🤣 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wow, What a hilarious post, Darren🤣.