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Kools reporting from base : Karanjkar Sisters unite in PR .
Bhags came in and was pleasantly ELATED to see his lovely wife and two saalis chatting in his chawl room .
ARRE Varsha TUM he said , trying to suppress the tremor of emotion in his voice at seeing his most insulting saali in his CHOTA GHAR . It has now become MOTA with the touch of her hallowed feet , thought Bhags . She has SANCTIFIED it , GRACED it .
I came to meet my VAISHU said the blunt , forthright Whimsical Varsha curtly . Whatever her faults , she was TRUTHFUL . She didn't take any trouble to APOLOGIZE or MASKOFY Bhags .👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
It doesn't matter said Bhags , almost on the verge of weeping as the tremor was now passing thru every vein in his body . Whimsical Varsha had actually spoken to him ! To HIM , a WAITER CUM MECHANIC who had no AUKAAT to even stand in her scented presence ! Bhags wondered if she wud allow him to touch her superbly arrogant bony feet .
I am so so happy to see u 3 sisters together like earlier he said .HAI NA HOLY ARCHU ?
Holy Archu nodded affirmatively , guiding her husband on the RIGHT path . BILKUL . She answered like a Sadhvi of yore . BILKUL . WE 3 r together and THATS what matters .
Now guys , Manohar wud have had OTHER opinions on THAT but thats another topic .
HERE TAKE THIS MONEY said Bhags and gave all the money in a bundle to Holy Archu in FRONT of his saalis . Their eyes popped , they saw that it was quite an amount for a man of BHags AUKAAT to have . And since they LOVED money , they immediately started LOVING Bhags . Whimsical Varsha in particular .
So much money ? From where did it come BHags asked Holy Archu goofily coz she didnt have a clue about what her husband was upto nowdays as she was heavily immersed in her stupid maayka's even stupider problems . For instance she didn't even KNOW that he intended to start a business . So much for LOVE and ROMANCE . To KNOW , one has to lie in the arms of one's husband at night , listening to how he spent his day , twirling his shirt buttons if he is wearing one . But this dame spent nights running on unsafe roads saving her sisters and dragging her hubby along to do menial jobs . To top it now she had brot her sainted sister home and plonked her on the only bed in her chawl room while she and her hubby lay like brother sister side by side staring at the ceiling and counting the mosquitoes on it . { I hope one bites Holy Archu's butt .😡}
Just then Slapochana came there and was ekdum khush to see her 3 devi daughters all together . She inquired about the marital strife between Vaishu and Dharmesh but all the 3 Karanjkar sisters LIED and instead started gobbling halwa to avoid answers .
Bhags ate it STANDING , of course . He stood like a durwan near his chubby saas and two saalis seated on the single cot in the room and ate it respectfully ensuring he put each morsel in his mouth only after they touched the spoons gingerly to their flipflopping , insult prone tongues . He felt BLESSED .🐷
Just then Savita came there coz she had heard the news from Damodar and wanted to congratulate him and advise him on a few practical things as she knew her son was a bholu and pretty stupid at finances . She had asked some pretty smart and accurate questions to her good for nothing husband Damodar who was convenienly happy that his son wud make it big and he wud NOT HAVE TO WORK . She had asked questions like
WHICH business he was starting
From where was the CAPITAL gonna come
How wud son REPAY the interest
Did Damo even know how HIGH the interest rates were
Upon which Damo giggled at the thought of free Scotch bottles in the future and told her she ought to be ASHAMED for NOT having BHAROSA on her son .
Poor Savita didn't quite understand the LOGIC behind Damo's unjust accusation . ITS NOT A QUESTION OF NOT HAVING BHAROSA she told him impatiently THESE R REAL PRACTICAL DIFFICULTIES . PAISA AAYEGA TAB AAYEGA what will happen if he doesn't SAVE money but SPENDS it on that CHUDAIL . What if she makes a JEWELLERY SET for herself .......the profits need to GO BACK in the business currently .
Smart woman .👏👏👏👏👏👏 All her questions were valid except for the accusation on Archu that she wud make a jewellery set . Archu is personally disinterested in jewellery . Savita's worry shud be if she will LOAN THE AMOUNT FOOLISHLY TO HER MAAYKA PEOPLE AS SHE IS EVER EMBROILED IN THEIR PROBLEMS . REMEMBER HOW SHE HAD BECOME A BHIKAARI ........STRIPPED OF JEWELS TO ADVANCE MONEY FOR VINOD"S FLAT .
Sometimes I wonder if u really are Manav's MAA said Damodar meanly , fulfilling his quota of the day of puncturing Savitas heart with his black tongued sarcasm .
Realising that it was POINTLESS talking to faaltu Damo who should have been the one asking his son all these questions as a worried father but was instead dreaming big without doing nOTHING as usual , Savita herself went to the chawl of joru ka gulam Beta only to find him flanked by the saas who had slapped him thrice , saalis who had put ILZAAM of chori on him and ordered his room searched , wife who LOVED all the snakes in her family blindly , all giggling and eating HALWA . Needless to say , she was PAINED and SHOCKED both .
She didn't say much , SAvita Style as usual surprisingly . THE PAIN was too much . She told him she had come to give her blessings but saw that he had many already and walked slowly away .
Manav did nOT go after his mother .
Archu didn't either , she didn't invite her inside but stood with her maayka.
Slapochana squirmed . The sisters just looked on at the FUN . Their jeejoo was totally in THEIR hands and the old woman had lost .
My comment : Manav needs to be SLAPPED .😡😡😡😡😡😡 Not once , MANY times . What culture is this serial propogating thru this wonderful hero who doesn't even go to see his old parents , doesn't take financial responsibility , doesn't remotely care about the baby of his BROTHER who HE brought in this world by fgiving support once ? Before starting a business , a good Marathi middle class guy will first pray to his God , then touch his Parents feet ........thats Marathi culture for u . This shameless guy has done nothing of this sort , instead he has rushed home to give aLL the money to his wife and was busy boootlicking his sasural . A big 👎🏼 to the character of Manav Deshmukh today who is showing ZID and LOYALTY to his wife by demanding that his old mom shud come back crawling to them on THEIR terms when it was they who hurt the mom by disbanding weddings at last minute and running away , ditching responsibilities and wrecking human lives . A big 👎🏼 to Archu too for dancing after her worthless maayka and not being a good bahu by fulfilling responsibilities from AFAR at least . The CURSES of Savita should have ideally been given now .........coz now this couple really deserves them , but Savita became silent and went . Archana and her family have stripped that woman of EVERYTHING .
Where are the CORNY WOMEN of PR now , huh ? The women who materialise in a crowd to TAUNT ? I bet they will materialise like the witches of MACBETH to taunt Varsha about her inability to conceive .......BAANJH . But where r they now when they r needed to do a public IZZAT AARTI of ARMAN .......especially Manav , for FORGETTING his parents and dancing after his sasural ? What has his sasural ever done for him ? Did he fall from the sky or was he born from his mothers womb ? Shameless !😡😡😡😡😡 I cannot even be happy at his business ventures and ambition .......a thing I repeatedly ASKED CVS in my commentary .Coz he fails MISERABLY as a son .
The IZZAT AARTI of Manav shud be done by a third Party other than Savita .......ideally by Vandu who walks in to see Vaishu Varsha together with Archana . But AFSOS we see Vandu advising her mom [ sensibly i must admit.a most practical girl] to LET GO and go crawling back to Manav . Had it been Manju she wud have BLASTED the hell out of Ajit .
The CORNY WOMEN shud say this :
BIWI kya MILI GHAR kO BHOOL GAYA
AASMAN SE TAPAK PADA THA kYA MAA KI KOKH SE JANAM HUA THA
Look at Archana , hope she is satisfied by STRIPPING SAvita
Rather than have son like Manav who is sasural's NAUKAR its better not to have son at all
We Hope Savita makes a will in which she informs that Manav is NOT to be informed when she dies for burning the funeral pyre
Has Manav forgotten that his brother SAchin DIED and that his mom has experienced it
How wud Archu feel if Vinod doesn't see Sulochanas FACE ?When he was staying seperately he was at least coming and going .This is even worse . and BTW why were the Karanjkar sisters FOREVER FORBIDDING VINOD FROM BEING PALLY WITH HIS EVIL SASURAL ? Ha ? Coz that sasural constantly USED Vinod and INSULTED him . Well hasn't Manavs sasural done the SAME ?
Let us leave ARMAN to their sins and move to Batatawada for comic relief . I am livid guys .
He came to visit the Kudi sneakily since now he had free time and no bother of HANDLING Vaishu anymore . After 3 days of NOT picking up her phone calls and was INCENSED that the Kudi had gone to meet Vaishu .
UR Even more HORRIBLE than VAISHu said Batatawada , quivering with anger .U women r aLL the same . USELESS females who meet and weep and do dramas and harass men .
I'm NOT I'm Not ! cried the poor Kudi Weeping . I love u Batat !
If u had loved me u wud NEVER have gone there , said Batatawada coldly , offended .
Well what do I do then ?U weren't picking up my calls Batat ! I didn't even know if u were EVER coming back ! Darling Batat , WHAT was I supposed to do ? Ha ?
No more Poses in Rajasthani turbans for u Batatwada informed her ruthlessly . And no more Orange silk shorts either . You won't be getting ANY for two months at least . Thats the punishment to u for forgetting ur AUKAAT .Ur a MERE woman and we both know who is the boss in the bedroom in OUR relationship .
Batat ! Darling ! Don't be CRUEL ! cried the Kudi in horror .
I am sorry said Batatwada haughtily lifting his chubby double chin up . THATS the way its gonna be .
What about ur OWN fault in this whole mess , ha ? Asked the Kudi , stung . Batat , darling , U DO know ur at fault in this DON"T U ? she looked at him anxiously .
He DIDN"T .😲😲😲😲 Not At all , answered Batatwada , mightily offended by her audacity to speak to him thus . And I don't take lectures from AIRA GAIRAS like u . Stay in ur LIMITS , woman .
The Kudi lost it then . LEAVE RIGHT NOW she told Batatwada , disgusted at his heartlessness . NOW . I mean it Batat .👏👏👏👏
Batatwada gave a secret sigh of relief and ran away . 😆😆😆 In the doorway he met poor sick Varun whom he gave a cursory pat but even Varun walked to the KUDI and showed Batatawada that he had made a choice to take SIDES now .
My comment : Madhuri shud teach Dharmesh the lesson of his life by moving in for divorce and taking half his financial assets away . Vaishu can take the other half as although she doesnt have legal claim over Dharmus assets , the illegitmate child , by law can CLAIM inheritance if paternity is proven . Both the women can come to an understanding about this and make Dharmu nangu pungu financially . After that Vaishu can marry Jay who shud offer to help her to run the business .initially to get back at Archu but later really falling for lovely Vaishu and getting attached to the child .
In this whole serial the only two Kameena people who can really teach Dharmu a lesson r Jay and Rasika .Rasika is uninterested , so Jay can be the opportunist .
The 3 Karanjkar sisters r going to SHri Rangpur to the Devi's temple . May Devi's lightning bolt descend on their butts .
Kools signing off for the day . No one will agree with me I know , but hey I gotta post my unpopular views too ! CIAO and enjoy the weekend .😊
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