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Hola amigos.......... the last update of 2009 in a refined way for 2011 😆...... here goes......
Epi starts of wiv Shobna n rapist 🤢....... he eyes Shobna in a sick way lying on his bed 🤢 as she walks in2 their room n givs him a pi$$-off look.... good👍🏼 😆😆....... then takes off her jewellery n goes 2 bathroom ...... comes out wiv towel n as she is about 2 walk away he catches her hand n she turns around n says wot?? he pulls her towards him n she realises wot he means n so do we ..... so she says its night so go to the market.... u'll find someone...... n turns away n he says laughing u wont change saali...... he swears saali which i dunno exactly wot it is in English 😳 take it as b***h..... so he adds saali weneva u'll speak u'll be bitter...... i married u n made u the DIL (daughter-in-law) of thakur's family n u 4got ur status........ n Shobna turns 2 him sternly n says ...... upkar kiya mere pe? (think u did u favour??)....... main aayi thi tere pas nariyal leke ke mujhse shaadi kar? (did i come 2 u with a coconut saying marry me??) rapist getting angry..... Shobna says spitefully when people get married they distribute sweets but if i could i would have given poison to the entire village so no 1 survived.........
Turns away n rapist says thats why you killed my child?? n Shobna replies loudly n matter-of-factly Yes !!.....wot else shud have i done?? rapist shouts Hey !! furiously n she says Hey wot?? i detest every generation of thakurs....... listen 2 1 thing clearly u may have bought me frm my lover but u havent bought my womb whether a child is born or not its my wish..... rapist says look im ur husband if i want a child frm u then its no mistake of mine....... ughhhhhh its so painful 2 write husband instead of rapist but the line is such sorry ........ Shobna replies galati kare ho sarasar galati karte ho (ur r committing a mistake surely u r committing it) the way she says sarasar (surely) is terrific really sharply n spitefully 👏👏 kyun ke tum apne param pujya bade bhai ki baat bhul gaye (coz u have 4gotten wot ur respectable n honourable elder bro said)......DV respectable n honourable ?? 😲 🤣🤣 neways rapist getting more n more livid....... Shobna adds ur bro had said im not ur married wife but ur married..... n this was the limit of his anger n since rapist cant show his manhood otherwise (u know wot i mean) he shows it this way by slapping Shobna 😡😡..........
Poor woman falls 2 the dressing table n has tears in her eyes.... 😭......... she has felt the pain but says ur slaps dont have strength any more........ rapist infuriates rapist even more n he grabs her n throws her on the bed n says look we both know how much strength i have........ Shobna laughs n he grabs her hair n says dont show ur helpess laughter 2 me........Shobana's laugh fades at this.... he adds 4 the past 10years u have laughing this empty hollow laugh....... if u r in pain then show it dont laugh....... n leaves........ Shobna remembers Amoli's words about her laughter being helpess n the rest of the lines....... she givs superb expressions of pain, hatred n helplessness 👏👏👏..... n thinks I wont spare u Amoli...... i hate all those who see within me all r my enemies who come clos e 2 me like this Nachiket ......... ok as always Shobna was fantabulous loved her dialogue delivery n body language n expressions n as much as i hate the character of rapist the guy playing him was good as well wiv his angry furious expressions 👏👏👏
Cut 2 tedki where the gambling is about 2 resume after yestersdays interuption courtest Queen dumbo 😆😆.......... Dhani n walkie talkie vegetable r away frm palying area on sum stair case........ n Dhani says r u mad? ur going 2 bet Amoli??......... ovcourse can any1 4get that 1001 Kw slap by DV 😆🤣 so 2 make sure it doesnt becum 2002 Kw he has 2 play the creepy villain stroke brain washer 4 walkie talkie vegetable n make sure DV's orders r followed strictly........ he says u know wot Malik will do if u bet Amoli right...... u dont have the right 2 make such a big decision about her...... walkie talkie vegetable worried says then u only help me plzzzzzz Malik trusted me sooooooo much n i cant go bac 2 him like a loser plzz help me out ov this problem........ Dhani becums very generous n says not 2 worry this Dhani Jadav will do sumthing ill speak 2 them...... so he walks down 2 the co-gamblers n says sumthing in mute while walkie talkie vegetable praying all goes well.........
after their chit chat Dhani holding on2 his dhoti cums upstairs 2 walkie talkie vegetable who asks wot did they say?? n Dhani replies i have explained 2 them n they have agreed .but u also have 2 agree 2 their condition....... walkie talkie vegetable excitedly says i agree 2 woteva it is.......... they will giv back all the wealth of Malik n u have 2 giv them wot they want....... walkie talkie vegetable asks wot ?? n he replies Amoli's mangalsutra (wedding chain) ....... walkie talkie vegeatble thinks if im getting all of Malik's wealth wots the harm?? n that the mangalsutra is not worth more than Maliks's izaat wizat (respect)........ y does every 1 have the misconception that DV has any izaat left ??😕
Cut 2 haveli..... next morning........ function goin on women as usual dancing....... Shobna cums 2 enjoy does a little dance n makes way 4 DV's mom who cums 2 givs Urmi a dish of (haldi)turmeric which has come frm Chandana's in-laws...... Urmi smiling says ill go call Chanadana down her MIL says also get the silk cloth which we will need 4 the haldi (turmeric) ceremony..... so off she goes........ DV' mom tells Amoli who is coming down 2 bring more gifts sent by Mrs Holmes which r at the door n she brings them handing it 2 Dv's mom.......
Urmi brings mini dumbo all in yellow..... Shobna says heres another 1 about 2 be sacrificed..... sheeps 2 be sacrificed have a tilak (red vermilion) put on them n this will have haldi........2 women cum 2 hold on2 the cloth n DV's mom..... man i wish she had a name im sick if writing DV's mom all the tym ...... neways she says Urmi darling 😆😆 u hold 1 corner of the cloth n ....... Shobna cuts in saying i hope ur not holding the 4th corner sasuma 😆(MIL deary 😆) .......her MIL givs her a look n she adds there r enuf bad things in mini dumbo's life that u hold the 4th corner of the cloth....... her MIL says i know exactly wot 2 do n more than u got it........ Shobna says a brilliant taunt that yes yes thakurs n thakurains (ie DV's mom) they r always right n rest of the world r all wrong isnt it...... i have learnt it in this haveli that widows shudnt do anything auspicious....... her MIL out of annoyance... says u hold the 4th corner..... Shobna 😲😲 says me sasuma we both r in the same boat..... ur hubby aint here coz he's passed away n mere pati hain lekin wo pati nahin hain (my hubby is here but he aint a hubby).... u get me dont u thats y i says our conditions r the same.......
Sweetheart dumbo surprisingly comes 2 the rescue 😲😆😆........ n says Queen dumbo will hold the 4th corner........ shobna asks y Amoli?? Urmi says even she is part of this mansion of morons 🤣🤣🤣 sorry my bad got carried away she means a part of this house n the married women who hold the cloth have strong marriage bonds which Amoli needs....... Amoli go get ready....... wot wot n wot she is ready wot more do u want 2 her add sweetheart dumbo?? n Shobna feeling the same says wot she aint ready yet n wot will u do till then stand here on the stairs...... exactly stupid people kitne pakaoo loog hain 🤪Shobna tells sum women oye sis jus hold the 4th corner.......... n finally mini dumbo wiv the cloth ova her head walks a few steps n sits......... honestly jus a few steps n such a big drama ova it........ dunno y i bothered writing it all in detail 🤔
Cut 2 Amoli getting ready putting sindoor in her mang (vermilion on her head parting).......... again gr8 choice of saree wot a lovely bottle green colour n love her subtle make up...... she is getting decked up 4 u know who 😉 🤣🤣🤣........ n realises no mangalsutra (wedding chain) looks 4 it in the drawers but then says maybe i left it in the bathroom....... she cums bac saying its not there either then where ??? n VOILAAAA walkie talkie vegetable cums in wiv his school boy bag....... she says Radhe hav u seen my mangalsutra?? he says yea ive got it....... n he take sit out the satchel n holds it out saying here....... she holds on2 1 end n says maybe i left it inside right?? walkie talkie vegetable still holding 2 the other end says looking away no u had kept it wiv ur other jewelley but i took it........ Amoli givs him a questioning look n asks y?? he says coz i put it on bet n i lost it as well........ Amoli super duper shocked...... y woudnt she be she had it in mind she was the wager but now its her mangalsutra sorry hun 😛.😆......
walkie talkie vegetable says i have 2 giv it 2 them..... Amoli says how could u ?? walkie talkie vegetable replies wot have i done huh?? its jus an ornament do u know there were so many big things being put on stake my bad luck that........ she says angrily didnt u think of me once?...... ovcoure he did Queen that his Master is more important than u silly 🤪 🤣 ..... she begins her usual this is my life.... our relationships identity blah blah....... n walkie talkie vegetable says look i have lost it so i have 2 giv it if u want ill get u a new 1.... Amoli more angry says it doesnt work like that this is not jus an ornament...... walkie talkie vegetable says yeh but this mangalsutra was given by Malik........ Amoli cannot believe her ears.... dunno y coz walkie talkie vegetable is not saying anything new 😕.......... he adds i have said 2 u a zillion tyms n ill say it again our relation is due 2 Malik n 4 him i will place it on bet numerous tyms if i have 2....it has no worth in front of Malik......... when eva Malik needs it this mangal sutra will come 2 his use/benefit...... they have a little tug of war which is quite funny as Radhe says leave it leave it n he wins yipeee n leaves Amoli crying n sad....... way 2 go outta boy Radhe 👍🏼🤣🤣 poor amoli yes but she knows better doesnt she wot does she expect her hubby who is DV's pet dog will suddenly say woof 2 her than DV?? 🤣🤣
Servant cums 2 call Amoli.......n she walks down n smiles at all while being cautious ov her empty neck....... no 1 notices since Urmi's eyes r covered wiv rose colured glasses made n manufactured by DV himself....... n mini dumbo well she ovcourse will follow in her senior's footsteps ........ Shobna knowing it all sees n makes a fake Amoli hey kia??(wots this??) where is ur mangalsutra?? Amoli looks down sheepishly Urmi looks up surpised....... n Shobna says look sasuma empty neck on such a auspicious ceremony is not good 4 the bride..... wivout mangalsutra is like a widow.... smiles at her MIL n says arent i right sasuma?? oh i love her sasuma 😆😆 its jus fab 👏👏 n her fake care n pretense 👏👏👏......... Shobna's dear sasuma (MIL) agrees n says yes married woman shud always wear mangal sutra Amoli go n wear it....... Amoli nods n says yes.... Shobna very very happy.......
Cut 2 Amoli entering her room n sits on the stairs n cries 😭😭...... n then looks up 2 see TA DAAAAAAAAAA DV the devil who is sitting on a couch comfortably...... who veryyyyyy caringly asks wot happened y r u crying???? Is it becoz of...... n he takes out her mangalsutra n holds it up n flashes her evil-devil grin 😈 n Amoli shocked... even i am was he in the haveli already if so how did Radhe giv the mangal sutra 2 those co-gamblers who returned it so quickly 2 DV 😕😕 kuch samaj nahin aaye neways screen freezes.......
So a pretty 🥱🥱 epi overall....... best scene was first one wiv Shobna n rapist.... awesome work by both ......... ⭐️⭐️ was Shobna at the start n throughout the epi 👏👏👏........ mansion of morons jus showed how moronic the residents can be 🤪....... Amoli n Radhe's scene was same old same old i-am-ur-wife VS i-love-my-master n DV wasnt given much footage 😔 except last shot smirk ......
Enjoy 😉
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