FAN FICTION:Angad ditches Kripa!

A day before Angad and Mishty's engagement......its gonna behilarious since much heartbreak already awaits us in Ekta Mayee's pseudo-creative streaks!😡

Angad and Kripa are standing at the Outhouse window in Kripa's room in a stormy night and this time Angad used the door.

Angad(lounging in a rockchair):" I am so sorry Kripa...hum-tum saath nahiin ho sake..but can't help it. I was getting sick n tired of your tantrums.Jab se meri life mein aayee ho meri life ko Sholay picture ka frame bana diya hai..drama, drama, drama"

Kripa( casually drying her pink nail enamel):"Oh shut up Angad! Tum kya apne aapko Clint Eastwood aur Hugh Jackman ki cocktail samajhte ho? I have better choice...."

Angad:" Kyun? Ab Prithvi ki bari hai kya shaheed hone ki? Theek hai, poor chap...kab se bathroom ki queue mein khada hai......go ahead mere saath Goa gayee thi, uske saath Ghatkoppar chali jaao.I am bored of you in any case."

Kripa:" You are right...main bhi tumhari ye gorgeous shakal dekhte dekhte aur girls se tumhe bachaate bachate sick n tired ho gayee hoon.Can't handle a rockstar boyfriend...ye to tum shukr manaao ki hamaare ding-dong ka koi result nahiin nikla varna tumse shaadi karne ke liye mujhe Prerna aur Tulsi ki hybrid banana padta. Lucky you Angad!"

Angad:" hahaha, they don't call me Angad-the-man for nothing.Too bad..I was only physically attracted to you....uske aage gaadi chali nahiin.Am so happy, ab roz-roz tumhari rondu-pondu shakal nahiin dekhni padegi.....tumhe baahon mein uthaana nahiin padega...woh downmarket ice-gole nahiin khaane padenge.Sigh! Mishty may not be able to handle her skirts but at least she has got class!"

Kripa: "Hmmmmm...THIRD CLASS! Tabhi to tum se shaadi kar rahi hai, guitar ke toote-phoote string!Anyway, ab mujhe do zaroori kaam hain.Get lost, we aren't cootchie-cooing anymore."

Angad gets up and goes near her: "Kaam?KAUN SA KAAM?Rona to tumhe kal hai, am getting engaged tomorrow."

Kripa :" Well, first, tumhari aur Mishtoo ki engagement ke liye mujhe ek sizzling outfit khareedna hai......secondly, ab mera dil Manan par aa gaya hai aur mujhe use kal subah tak patana hai and that's really easy for Masoom Kripa.Ab jaao."

Angad(looking bewildered):" Manan? Prithvi ka kya hoga?"

Kripa:"Prithvi? Jaaoongi na uske paas bhi...apni aur Manan ki shaadi ke liye Aashirwaad lene!"

WHAT NEXT?

great job nittu!!!! god!😆

koooooooooolllll!!!!!!!!!!!😆

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Nits... am not able to control my laughter... too good hmm...

;-D Abhita

CONITUED.....Angad is intrigued by Kripa's interest in Manan and follows her to the shopping mall...autographs and smiles over, he goes after Kripa who has tried a really sexy red summer dress and is checking herself in the mirror!

Angad(furious): "EEKKKKKKSSSSSSS! Kripa, ye tumne kya pehen liya hai? Tum ye laal rumaal pehenkar Manan se milne jaaogi?What a cheap floozie you are!"

Kripa( surprised and smiles): "Kya baat hai Angad? Mujhe sardi ke bukhaar ki tarah follow karne ki bimaari ho gayee hai tumhe? Get lost...mujhe jo accha lagega wahi pehnoongi.I love this dress!"

Angad:" Mujhe seduce karke dil nahiin bhara tumhara? Manan par nazar? Don't forget...technically you are my wife, lipstick hi sahi but we had a lipstick wedding!"

Kripa:"Humph! Aajkal KSKBT dekhne lage ho kya ? What melodrama! Haan..lipstick wedding ho gayee...lip-lock ho gaya...kaafi kucch lock ho gaya but now it's over darling....in any case, mujhe na to us lipstick ka shade pasand tha aur na hi uska brand.Sindoor ka shade is dress jaisa hota hai...samjhe mere rockstar?"

Angad:" Tum mere saamne Manan ke saath monsoon wedding nahhin khel sakti.Woh mera dost hai.Aur ye dress? Just take it off!"

Kripa:" Shut up! Am not Mishty......ab jo utarana hai..jakar uska utaaro.Don't create a scene nahiin to kal paper mein chhapega ki tum ek aisi ladki ko chhed rahe the jiski lipstick drip hoti rehti hai.Think about your reputation."

Angad:"Are you going to wear this at my engagement too?"

Kripa:" Arre nahiin yaar. Tumhaari enagagement par to main hamaari photographs ka collage pehnoongi.....mujhe ditch karne ki kucch saza to mile tumhe."

Angad:" Gharwaale kya sochenge?"

Kripa:" Yeh to tumhe mere saath cricket khelne se pehle sochna chaahiye tha.Now, move aside......mujhe Manan ko knock-out karna hai."

WHAT NEXT?

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thats so funny i m still laughin

great job nitu

Please continue...suspense thoda zyada hi ho raha hai...Nitica didi zindabad👏

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amazing comedy nits after getting first prize in the romance session now aiming for comedy too? keep it up and keep it coming your stuff is too good to read

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