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I had to do update for todays epi....but after reading Angelic's Short update I thought why 2 bother u peole with one more Update and I also cant make it funny as My Humor is running behind My Golden Boy.......so when he is not there in the epi then how can I add any fun in the crappy epi.
After reading so many comments abt todays epi, abt Kanha ji to save us...while coming to home in my Cab I thought
How Kanha Ji will react if he reaches to MM....?
How will he interact with Each n Every Antic Mad Piece...?
How will MMites react on seeing him there..?
and much more......
So just read it and let me know how is it...
P.S...No Offence to anyone. I myself believe in God and this is just a way how Kanha Ji is the only rescuer for us and can make this senseless show a bit better...and if by any chance anyone feel like it should not be written like the way I did, let me know I wont continue it ......
If Kanha ji daily watches Saathiya on TV then he must feel bad abt Gopi daily praying to him abt Aham so thought why not to come in front of her and give some tips to use her brain and to tame Aham.....and if by any chance he gets the access to IF also and he was heart broken reading all of our comments abt how much we want GoHam together.....then how decides to Go To MM and talk to every one in the family n also to CVs.......and he chooses Diwali Night to Appear in MM.....
So Its Diwali night, every one in MM is standing in front of Goddess Lakshmi closing their eyes, folding their hands and praying what they want from Lakshmi Ji....And suddenly A Bright Light appears and Kanha Ji comes out of the bright light and looks at Gopi with a Smile.
Gopi who is praying : Lakshmi Ma.....aapki bahut kripa ke Aham ji ne us din apni jidd nahi dikhayi.....bas aap unhe khush rakhiyega...
(it was all ur blessing that Aham ji was not stubborn that day....just keep him happy always...)
Kanha ji goes to Gopi,freezes everyone else except her and calls her name:
Hey Gopi......Aankhen Kholo Gopi.....Dekho Main Aa Gaya Hu Tumhari Saari Takleefe Dur Karne.
(Gopi....Open ur eyes...See I have come to remove all ur pains and sufferings..)
Gopi opens her eyes and is shocked to see him in front of her, looks here n there and says Kanha Ji, a....a....aap yaha........Maaji Ne Dekh liya to wo to mujhe fir Kamre me band kar dengi...
(Kanha ji..yo..yo....you here...If Maaji will again put me in the room..)
Kanha Ji: Koi nahi dekhega Gopi.....maine sabko Jadwat kar diya hai.
(no one will see as i hv freezed every one......)
Gopi Smiles in her standard way all lively and says: Kanha Ji....aap ke darshan pa kar to mera jeevan safal ho gaya......aap nahi jante main kitni khush hu......ab mujhe aur kuchh nahi chahiye is Jeevan me.
(Kanha ji...My life is now worth after seeing u in front of me.......u dont know how much happy I m....now i dont need anything else in this life....)
Kanha ji talks to himself waise to iske muh se awaz nahi nikalti ab dekho kaisi patar patar bol rahi hai. Aur agar mere aane bhar se iski saari problems dur ho sakti thi to kyun mujhe baar baar pukarti thi "Kanha Ji, Aham ji aaj jidd na dikhaye, Aham Ji ko hamesha khush rakhna......." are wo to mere liye Govardhan uthane se bhi jyada mushkil kaam hai, kabhi hasta hai ye Aham.....khush hai ya dukhi iske chehre se ye raaz pata hi nahi chalta.....insaan hai ya ghanchakkar...., aur bolna tha na ke mere aane se sab theek ho jata faltu itni mehnat karwayi
kabhi usko shirt ka button nahi lagane diya,
kabhi iske pallu ko pankhe me fasaya,
kabhi dandiya wale din Rashi ko nritya nahi karne diya,
Aham ko bimar karna pada, khair wo to IF waalo ki demand thi isiliye kiya......nahi to Aham ki haddi pasli bhi todni pad sakti thi par wo log bahut acche hai sirf Allergy se maan gaye.....
agar pahle bataya hota to itna sab nahi karna padta na..........*sigh*
khair chhodo....meri itni badi Bhaqt hai iske liye itna karna banta hai.
(normally she does not even speak n now she is speaking so much....and if my appearance on earth is the solution of every problem then y she called me everytime to keep Aham happy, that was a tougher than keeping Govardhan Mountain on my index finger, does Aham ever smile 😕, no one can get the secret from his face whether he is happy or sad...he is A Human Being or A Stupid....she should have told me that my coming down to earth will do everyting all my hard work went useless.....
had to make its hard for him to button his cuff...
had to stuck gopi's pallu in fan..
on Dandiya Dance had to make Rashi not to dance...
Had to make Aham fell sick, okk that was on demand by IF people...otherwise I had to break Aham's bones also but those people are very nice as satisfied with just a Small Allergy....
if she would have told me earlier...I should not have done all this...*sigh*
okk leave it....she is my biggest devotee so its my duty to this for her..)
Gopi interuppts: Kanha Ji, mujhe abhi bhi vishwas nahi hota ke main sakshat aapke darshan kar rahi hu.
(Kanha ji...i m still not able to believe that u are in front of me.......)
Kanha Ji again to himslef...ajeeb popat hai ye ladki.....pahle to mujhe har waqt pukarti rahti hai....Kanha ji ye...Kanha ji wo...chain se jeene nahi deti....ab aaya hu to bolti hai vishwas nahi hota....hadd hai...
(this girl is an antic piece....first always calls me for help, and when m here now she cant believe........)
Kanha Ji: Haan Gopi....main hi hu, vishwas karo....tumhare hriday ke karun pukar mujhe Swarg se Dharti par le hi aayi. Par tum aisa kyun kah rahi ho Gopi ke tumhe aur kuchh nahi chahiye is jeevan me,
tumhara Sadiyal, Ghamandi, Akdu, Sarfira etc etc etc Pati to abhi bhi waisa hi hai...tumhe kuchh nahi samajhta hai....
(yes gopi...believe it..its me.....Tender voice of ur heart brought me here...but whyare u saying that u dont need anything else in life.....ur Arrogant Proudy Stupid husband is still as it is....and treats u like nothing...)
Gopi: Nahi Kanha ji.....aap mere unke baare me aisa na kahe....Aham Ji bahut achhe hai.....
(no kanha ji......dont say anything abt my "WO" Aham ji is very nice....)
Kanha ji: Achhe.....Khaak achha hai.....achhe ki paribhasha kya hai tumhare liye......tum par har samaya barasna.......har samaya tumhe rulana.....har waqt tumhe chup karana.......aur wo Sadiyal, Ghamandi, Akdu, Sarfira hai ye to sach hai...ab chahe tum mano ya na mano...
(Nice.....whats the definition of nice for u....always yelling at u....always make u cry....always make u shut ur mouth....u admit it or not he is Arrogant Proudy Stupid....)
Gopi: Nahi Kanha ji.....*looks downwards n blushing recalling dandiya dance moments* unhone mere saath Dandiya me nritya kiya, mera diya hua garam pani prayog kiya....
(no kanha ji...*looks downwards n blushing recalling dandiya dance moments*...he danced with me on dandiya....used hot water that u gave him....)
Kanha ji to himself...hey prabhu shuru ho gaya iska Aham Chalisa.....mujhe is Aham Deewani se bachao.......maine galti ki yaha aa kar.......iske saath baat kar ke to mujhe hi Aham me koi kami najar nahi aa rahi hai.......ab isko chhodo iski saas se baat karni padegi wahi ise sudhar sakti hai.......
(oh my God...she has not started her Aham Chanting......Please save me from this Aham Deewani.......i did a mistake of coming here......now m unable to figure out Aham's mistakes after talking to her........now i hv to leave her here only and should talk to her MIL Kokila only she can make her use her brain.......)
thinking so freezes Gopi again and turns towards Kokila....
Hope u'll like it.....
After reading so many comments abt todays epi, abt Kanha ji to save us...while coming to home in my Cab I thought
How Kanha Ji will react if he reaches to MM....?
How will he interact with Each n Every Antic Mad Piece...?
How will MMites react on seeing him there..?
and much more......
So just read it and let me know how is it...
P.S...No Offence to anyone. I myself believe in God and this is just a way how Kanha Ji is the only rescuer for us and can make this senseless show a bit better...and if by any chance anyone feel like it should not be written like the way I did, let me know I wont continue it ......
If Kanha ji daily watches Saathiya on TV then he must feel bad abt Gopi daily praying to him abt Aham so thought why not to come in front of her and give some tips to use her brain and to tame Aham.....and if by any chance he gets the access to IF also and he was heart broken reading all of our comments abt how much we want GoHam together.....then how decides to Go To MM and talk to every one in the family n also to CVs.......and he chooses Diwali Night to Appear in MM.....
So Its Diwali night, every one in MM is standing in front of Goddess Lakshmi closing their eyes, folding their hands and praying what they want from Lakshmi Ji....And suddenly A Bright Light appears and Kanha Ji comes out of the bright light and looks at Gopi with a Smile.
Gopi who is praying : Lakshmi Ma.....aapki bahut kripa ke Aham ji ne us din apni jidd nahi dikhayi.....bas aap unhe khush rakhiyega...
(it was all ur blessing that Aham ji was not stubborn that day....just keep him happy always...)
Kanha ji goes to Gopi,freezes everyone else except her and calls her name:
Hey Gopi......Aankhen Kholo Gopi.....Dekho Main Aa Gaya Hu Tumhari Saari Takleefe Dur Karne.
(Gopi....Open ur eyes...See I have come to remove all ur pains and sufferings..)
Gopi opens her eyes and is shocked to see him in front of her, looks here n there and says Kanha Ji, a....a....aap yaha........Maaji Ne Dekh liya to wo to mujhe fir Kamre me band kar dengi...
(Kanha ji..yo..yo....you here...If Maaji will again put me in the room..)
Kanha Ji: Koi nahi dekhega Gopi.....maine sabko Jadwat kar diya hai.
(no one will see as i hv freezed every one......)
Gopi Smiles in her standard way all lively and says: Kanha Ji....aap ke darshan pa kar to mera jeevan safal ho gaya......aap nahi jante main kitni khush hu......ab mujhe aur kuchh nahi chahiye is Jeevan me.
(Kanha ji...My life is now worth after seeing u in front of me.......u dont know how much happy I m....now i dont need anything else in this life....)
Kanha ji talks to himself waise to iske muh se awaz nahi nikalti ab dekho kaisi patar patar bol rahi hai. Aur agar mere aane bhar se iski saari problems dur ho sakti thi to kyun mujhe baar baar pukarti thi "Kanha Ji, Aham ji aaj jidd na dikhaye, Aham Ji ko hamesha khush rakhna......." are wo to mere liye Govardhan uthane se bhi jyada mushkil kaam hai, kabhi hasta hai ye Aham.....khush hai ya dukhi iske chehre se ye raaz pata hi nahi chalta.....insaan hai ya ghanchakkar...., aur bolna tha na ke mere aane se sab theek ho jata faltu itni mehnat karwayi
kabhi usko shirt ka button nahi lagane diya,
kabhi iske pallu ko pankhe me fasaya,
kabhi dandiya wale din Rashi ko nritya nahi karne diya,
Aham ko bimar karna pada, khair wo to IF waalo ki demand thi isiliye kiya......nahi to Aham ki haddi pasli bhi todni pad sakti thi par wo log bahut acche hai sirf Allergy se maan gaye.....
agar pahle bataya hota to itna sab nahi karna padta na..........*sigh*
khair chhodo....meri itni badi Bhaqt hai iske liye itna karna banta hai.
(normally she does not even speak n now she is speaking so much....and if my appearance on earth is the solution of every problem then y she called me everytime to keep Aham happy, that was a tougher than keeping Govardhan Mountain on my index finger, does Aham ever smile 😕, no one can get the secret from his face whether he is happy or sad...he is A Human Being or A Stupid....she should have told me that my coming down to earth will do everyting all my hard work went useless.....
had to make its hard for him to button his cuff...
had to stuck gopi's pallu in fan..
on Dandiya Dance had to make Rashi not to dance...
Had to make Aham fell sick, okk that was on demand by IF people...otherwise I had to break Aham's bones also but those people are very nice as satisfied with just a Small Allergy....
if she would have told me earlier...I should not have done all this...*sigh*
okk leave it....she is my biggest devotee so its my duty to this for her..)
Gopi interuppts: Kanha Ji, mujhe abhi bhi vishwas nahi hota ke main sakshat aapke darshan kar rahi hu.
(Kanha ji...i m still not able to believe that u are in front of me.......)
Kanha Ji again to himslef...ajeeb popat hai ye ladki.....pahle to mujhe har waqt pukarti rahti hai....Kanha ji ye...Kanha ji wo...chain se jeene nahi deti....ab aaya hu to bolti hai vishwas nahi hota....hadd hai...
(this girl is an antic piece....first always calls me for help, and when m here now she cant believe........)
Kanha Ji: Haan Gopi....main hi hu, vishwas karo....tumhare hriday ke karun pukar mujhe Swarg se Dharti par le hi aayi. Par tum aisa kyun kah rahi ho Gopi ke tumhe aur kuchh nahi chahiye is jeevan me,
tumhara Sadiyal, Ghamandi, Akdu, Sarfira etc etc etc Pati to abhi bhi waisa hi hai...tumhe kuchh nahi samajhta hai....
(yes gopi...believe it..its me.....Tender voice of ur heart brought me here...but whyare u saying that u dont need anything else in life.....ur Arrogant Proudy Stupid husband is still as it is....and treats u like nothing...)
Gopi: Nahi Kanha ji.....aap mere unke baare me aisa na kahe....Aham Ji bahut achhe hai.....
(no kanha ji......dont say anything abt my "WO" Aham ji is very nice....)
Kanha ji: Achhe.....Khaak achha hai.....achhe ki paribhasha kya hai tumhare liye......tum par har samaya barasna.......har samaya tumhe rulana.....har waqt tumhe chup karana.......aur wo Sadiyal, Ghamandi, Akdu, Sarfira hai ye to sach hai...ab chahe tum mano ya na mano...
(Nice.....whats the definition of nice for u....always yelling at u....always make u cry....always make u shut ur mouth....u admit it or not he is Arrogant Proudy Stupid....)
Gopi: Nahi Kanha ji.....*looks downwards n blushing recalling dandiya dance moments* unhone mere saath Dandiya me nritya kiya, mera diya hua garam pani prayog kiya....
(no kanha ji...*looks downwards n blushing recalling dandiya dance moments*...he danced with me on dandiya....used hot water that u gave him....)
Kanha ji to himself...hey prabhu shuru ho gaya iska Aham Chalisa.....mujhe is Aham Deewani se bachao.......maine galti ki yaha aa kar.......iske saath baat kar ke to mujhe hi Aham me koi kami najar nahi aa rahi hai.......ab isko chhodo iski saas se baat karni padegi wahi ise sudhar sakti hai.......
(oh my God...she has not started her Aham Chanting......Please save me from this Aham Deewani.......i did a mistake of coming here......now m unable to figure out Aham's mistakes after talking to her........now i hv to leave her here only and should talk to her MIL Kokila only she can make her use her brain.......)
thinking so freezes Gopi again and turns towards Kokila....
Hope u'll like it.....
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