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Kools reporting from base : ARMAN go on a birthday date in PR
For all the hopelesly romantic suckers out there ..........GOOD EPISODE . Arman went on an unplanned birthday date minus the Pav Bhaji and spent some last moments like the goats that will be led to slaughter chamber later to become HALAAL . Looking at all this boldness that is so uncharacteristic of ARMAN and reading confusing articles that keep trickling in , about LEAPS , I am praying to Bappa nOT to disappoint you guys this time .😕 . For all the practical Gundis .........Filler episode . Immoral , silly behaviour . Still making impulsive rash decisions , both of them . Perhaps we shud overlook this one by saying fOR ONCE THEY WERE HUMAN . But Gundis , if our children do it , we will FROWN , just like the ROASTING of Hands Thingy ..
RETURN OF THE MEDU
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Medu resurfaced on Bhags birthday , in a resplendent shocking PINK kurta , looking as exotic a bird as LATE VISHWASRAO KAKA who now beams at everyone peacefully from the yellow walls of the chawl home , garlanded and secure that Savita's KITKIT is now only his younger drunkard Brother's headache . Kaka had excellent exotic choices in Kurtas and he seems to have swapped some ideas with Medu before departing .
Kanjoos Medu had not brought Honewaala damaad any gift . There are many in the forum who r very sure that Medu is Kanjoos like Dharmu . It seems he had run away to America by not giving damad even a dinner at his place and had instead brought all his friends to the CHAWL and eaten phokat there by making SAVITA do the Kharcha of that dratted engagement . The least he could do was bring a Mithai box today , but he came empty handed and told Bhags
I HAVE COME WITHOUT GIFT COZ I HAVE GIVEN MY MOST KEEMTI TOHFA ALREADY TO YOU . And Medu looked meaningfully at Shravani . So did an embarassed Bhags .
KEEMTI TOHFA meanwhile smiled from the kitchen . CVS have heard complaints about her screeching voice and cut out her voice box .
Then Medu sat down to lunch [ hosted by Savita as usual] with Wise Ajit , Damo and Bhags . He told Bhags he now wanted NOT a sober wedding but a DHOOM DHAAM one .
Savita LOVED the idea . Since she LOVES Medu's money , she loves everything that he says .
Surprising thing is BHags agreed . { sometimes I wonder about him guys .He is UNFATHOMABLE} . I can understand Medu's wish ..........Shravni is his only child and they have been waiting and waiting for the MUHURATH OF THE CENTURY so fyi when it has arrived . MEDU wants to celebrate . But Couldn't Bhags ask for a simple cort marraige and a reception ? And DONT tell me he is gonna invite ARchana !
Then , after giving Medu and Shravni exactly what they wished , Bhags like a chaalu snuck away outside on pretext of some KAAM to meet Holy Archu and truly celebrate his birthday .
AHA !!!!! Now I understand why BHags listened sOOOOO graciously to Medu's suugestion . Coz he is two timing Shravani ! He distracts her with a big lollipop while he dumps her and sneaks out like a guilty parent .
THE DATE
Bhags met Holy Archu outside the railway station . He was waiting for her to come from office . He told her after hemming and hawing that he wanted to spend some MOMENTS with her as they had promised each other that in their 15 day unconsummated marraige . I WANNA START A COLLECTION OF MEMORIES FUND TOO , he told Holy Archu , JUST LIKE U COLLECTED MENORIES DURING UR 3 MONTH STAY . You were right Holy Archu ..........the memories HELP US TO MOVE ON .
Holy Archu listened , pleased . Whatever u say BHAGS she said , beaming contentedly . IF IT GIVES U KHUSHI . Whatever gives u KHUSHI can NEVVVER BE WRONG . [ Example : The divorce , his insistence on her remarraige , and now THIS .}
Then Holy Archu and Bhags went somewhere in the train , standing close to each other . THIS TRAIN HAS SEEN SO MANY OF OUR SAFARS said BHAGs nostalgically . ALL FULL OF SUFFER of course , he added .
YES , said HOly Archu , gazing at him as he spoke .She wished this moment NEVER ended and he wud go on talking like this .It was soooo rare that BHags talked . Normally he only gulped .
Does TDH treat u well ?asked Bhags .
Who cares said Holy Archu , smiling up at him . WELL , BAD , does it matter ? I hardly notice him . When we bOTH decided to do compro marraiges it was an unspoken understanding that the LIFE PARTNERS DON"T MATTER . Besides , NO ONE CAN EVER BE LIKE U .
Bhags stared down at her , shyly pleased at her devotion .
Then Holy Archu took him to a shirt shop and She chose shirts for him while he stared only at her face . Holy Archu giggled when she saw this and selected a pink shirt with white flowers for him and asked him if he liked it and Bhags said YES without looking . Then when Holy Archu pointed out to WHICH shirt he had said yes ........Bhags became all red with confusion .
Holy Archu then selected a striped shirt for him and they went and sat at the beach and talked of ZINDAGI . How ZINDAGI dangles things before u just when they are OUT OF REACH and how it snatches things from u when u WANT THEM THE MOST . [ All bull of course as these two had NO EARTHLY NEED TO DIVORCE . ZINDAGI HAD VERY MUCH BROUGHT THEM TOGETHER BUT THESE TWO DISPRESPECTED ZINDAGI AND OPTED FOR A LIVING DEATH .}
Then they took a sad walk in opposite directions home , turning and looking at each other .
EVIL MANJU AND TDH
Evil Manju who has the tendency to insult the son in laws of the K house ..........especially Archana's husbands , today did the same thing again .
What happened was TDH paid one of his quiet unexpected visits yet again to ask his Chubby Saas and harmless sasur if Archana could go jewellery shopping with his mom PRABHI . Chubby was only too happy and Manohar was secretly THRILLED . He wanted to kiss TDH 's hand just the way Frenchmen kiss their ladies hands , and hold it to his cheek and shut his eyes in joy , tears streaming down his face . He loved this quiet , unshakeable damaad who was most determinedly NOT RUNNING AWAY from his DEvi daughter . But he controlled himself and merely said
HA HA KYU NAHI ? his most by hearted dialogue under which he camoflauged all his emotions .
TDH smiled happily . He seemed to be in a rather good mood today . WHERES HOLY ARchu , he asked looking here and there . He liked her smooth flawless skin .
She hasnt come yet said Chubby .
But she left office a long time ago ........remarked TDH raising an eyebrow .
Vinod tried calling Holy Archu but holy Archu was ignoring all cell rings as she didn't wanna be disturbed on her date with BHags .{ Way to go Holy Archu !👍🏼 Had u done this much before , so much SATYANASH of ur life wudn't have happened >]
I HOPE SHE IS NOT WITH MANAV said Evil Manju purposefully and pretended it was a slip of tongue and bit her tongue .
All stared at her in extreme irritation . TDH 's face hardened and flushed to a dull , ugly maroon . Manohar stared at him in apprehension . That Evil woman , he thought , looking at his tongue biting bahu . IS DAMAAD KO BHI BHAGA DEGI . This lady just doesn't want Holy Archu to marry , she makes all her husbands run away , she breaks all her marraiges . May Bappa punish this one thought Manohar , looking rather scared at the different hues TDH"s complexion was undertaking . At this rate , Holy Archu will NEVER go out of this house and I will be subjected to DAILY TAMASHAS .
In the PRECAP we see Manju purposefully asking Archu if she bought a shirt for TDH by showing the receipt to her . IN FRONT OF TDH .
My Comments
May i know WHY NO ONE IS CHECKING MANJU ? She is PARTYING with Archana's life once more , unchecked , unashamed ! Look , I know Archanas behaviour is debatable and controversial .But this woman is the worst villain in PR .........even Dharmesh is nOTHING in front of her , he double crossed Manav at least to save his own butt , Manju has done SATYANASH of Archus life SIMPLY FOR FUN . Right from the beginning ! Manju was told to stay quietly in a corner , not to even EXPECT hubby wife relation when she came crawling back for a marraige after being caught RED HANDED in one of her miserably petty schemes . So how come she is gaining power once more ?
I think Sulochana is stupid to keep quiet to this extent . She shud tell Manju to LEAVE THE HOUSE .
If Vinod is scared of slapping her coz he is dragged to Mahila Samiti , SOMEONE SHUD . I wud look the other way if ARchna did it , This is one slap i personally wanna see . Varsha is capable of slapping her and so is AJit but Ajit is younger bro .Does Manjus ELDER VAHINI STATUS and BAHU status make her IMMUNE to punishment ?
What she did today was not just insult JAY by rubbing Manavs name in his face but once more created problems for Manav . In fact ALL Manavs problems earlier were MANJU CREATED .
Savita is at least content with her life and doesnt bother stirring trouble anymore .She blasts Archu onl;y when it affects HER LIFE .But Manju , o brother , NEEDS the TIGHTEST SLAP OUT THERE .
My suggestion to CVS : Since Manju each time WRECKS Archus marraiges ........I want HER marraige with Vinod to BREAK and land in divorce court .Nothing else wud satisfy me . Her SIN of breaking a persons LIFE each time , is UNPARDONABLE .
Kools signing off for the day . Like button only if u like , comments even if u don't . Enjoy , CIAO .
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Geet - Hui Sabse Parayee
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