"You and Billy gossip like old women." Bella, Eclipse.
"Penguins. Lovely." Edward, Eclipse
"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" Edward, Eclipse
"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse
"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.
"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight
"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies."-Jacob, Eclipse
"How strongly opposed are you to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon
"Oh! I get it! You love me!"
-Bella, New Moon.
"I prefer brunettes."
— Edward Cullen
"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around." — Emmett Cullen
"Edward's only human, Bella. He's going to react like any other boy."
— Angela Weber *Shakes Head* If only she knew.
"This hostage stuff is fun."
— Alice Cullen
"Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
- Edward
"Fall down again, Bella?" — Emmett Cullen
"I can't imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh." — Bella Swan
"I hear voices in my mind and you worried that you're the freak."-Edward
"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." Bella
"You worry too much, Bella. You're going to go prematurely gray." Alice
"Don't worry...I'll protect you." –Edward
"Go fetch a space heater... what am I a St. Bernard?"-Jacob 🤣
"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -- Edward Cullen
"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy in my life!"
-- Alice Cullen
"I've been tortured, Alice painted my toenails!"
- Bella Swan
"It's a good thing you're bulletproof."
-- Bella Swan
Emmet: "Fall again, Bella?"
Bella: "No Emmet, I punched a wear wolf in the face."
"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
-- Bella Swan
"Stupid unreliable vampire!"
-Bella
"Which is tempting you more, my or my body?"
-Bella
"Do you have a multiple personality disorder?"-Bella Swan
"I don't have any leeches on my speed dial." — Jacob Black
"I think she's having hysterics mabey you should slap her." -Alice Cullen
"Hey vampire girl" -Embry Call
"Yeah, do my a favor and challenge him to an arm wrestiling match." -Edward Cullen
"Your funeral." -Charlie Swan
"Stiring helps." -Bella Swan
"Over protective fool." -Alice Cullen
"Stupid theiving annoying vampire!" -Bella Swan
"If I could dream at all, it would be about you." -Edward Cullen
"I'm not a saint bernard." -Jacob Black
"How's that for a prison break?" -Jacob Black
"It worked, your cooking skills have me soft as a marshmellow." -Bella Swan
"Did you commit many murders while I was away." -Edward Cullen
"I've never seen someone so prone to life threating idioticy." -Alice Cullen
"Don't barf okay? I only have five bucks." -Embry Call
"I wouldn't want my maid of honor to be wearing something off the rack." -Bella Swan
"I traded a lifetime of servitude for a box of candy hearts." -Bella Swan
"Bella, love drop the rock." -Edward Cullen
"Shall I rephrase? Breakfast time for the human." -Edward Cullen
"Shure, shure. I'll stop by your crypt after school." -Jacob Black
"It doesn't count till' she's conscious Rose." -Emmett Cullen
"You threw me to the sharks." -Bella Swan
"It would be like trying to find a piece of hay in a hay stack." -Edward Cullen
"Better bring some honey, just in case." -Billy Black
" You pushy, obnoxious, moronic DOG!" -Bella Swan
"Jacob makes vivid mental pictures. Poor Seth was getting nauseated." -Edward Cullen
"Bella's all about extream sports thease days." -Alice Cullen
"Jake had a really hard face." -Bella Swan
"The existence of monsters, results in monstrous consequences." -Edward Cullen
"My mechanic is busy thease days, busy running around as a giant wolf." -Bella Swan
"Is it nap time already Alice?" -Edward Cullen 🤣
"I imagine he was contemplating the fact that his familys presence was turning the locals into giant wolves." -Bella Swan
"Lets go now, I'm dead bored." -Emmett Cullen
"I'm pro at weird." -Bella Swan
"You don't know how loud your little fantisys are." -Edward Cullen*Cough Jot/Ayysha Cough* 🤣. That Quote is meant for .... Our Dreams!
"None of those freaky virgos here." -Bella Swan
"Because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safe consciouse behavior." Bella S
"Why dont you just lock me in the basement and forget the suger coating." -Bella Swan
"Or does he lock you up in a coffin." -Jacob Black
"We can't all be freakishly strong." -Bella Swan
"Jasper will get bored and Emmett will make fun of me." -Bella Swan 🤣 Can't Blame Emmett There!!
"It seemed like the best move, going with the assumption he wanted to keep that arm." -Bella Swan
"If he has to commit murder to get him here he will." -Jacob Black
"If Seth didn't cut it out, I was going to throw a pinecone at him." -Bella Swan
"Good luck tended to avoid me." -Bella Swan
"No one was going to bite me." -Bella Swan
"It looked like clouds and a sense of humor didn't mix.' -Bella Swan
"A few months of this and I'd forget how to use sarcasm." -Bella Swan
"Honesty I've seen corpes with better color. I was concerned that I mite have to avenge your murder." -Edward Cullen
"I thought Newton was dragging your dead body off to bury it in the woods." -Edward C
"What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?" -Edward Cullen *Swoon* Its okay Edward I perfer Bad Boys Anyways!!
"Are you referring to the fact that you can't walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?" -Edward Cullen
"You need a healthy dose of fear. Nothing could be more beneficial for you." -Edward C
"He looks at you like... like you're something to eat." -Mike Newton
"I don't speak car and driver." -Bella Swan
"Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk." -Edward Cullen "Drunk?" -Bella Swan "You're intoxicated by my very presence." -Edward Cullen
"I'm a bit heavyer that your average backpack." -Bella Swan
"Regardless, I have better reflexes." -Edward Cullen
"Just give me a minute to restart my heart." - Bella Swan
"A little trouble makes life fun." - Jacob Black
"Everything is so much more fun with you around." -Emmett Cullen
"He's just the teenist bit prone to overreaction." - Alice Cullen
"Bag a few mountain lions for me." -Bella Swan
"If Angela turns out to be a witch she can join the party too." -Bella Swan
"The right thing isn't always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. So...good luck figuring that out." -Charlie Swan
"It's a good thing you're bullet proof." -Bella Swan
"Would you please tell me what you're thinking... before I go mad?" -Edward Cullen
"If we could bottle your luck we'd have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands." -Edward Cullen
"I can't help it when he gets all bosy like that-my natural teenage instincts over power me." -Bella Swan
"I don't have leeches on my speed dial." -Jacob Black
"This hostage stuff is fun." -Alice Cullen
"It's the thought that counts, I ought to know." -Edward Cullen
"I was just wondering why you stabed him, not that I object." -Edward Cullen
"If you see a wolf running around your house, don't shoot at it." -Jacob Black
"Sorry, age is a touchy subject for me, that hit a nerve." -Bella Swan
"You truly are one frightening little monster." -Jasper Cullen
"...and speeking of Italy and the sports cars I stole there, you still owe me a yellow posche." -Alice Cullen *Laughs* Greedy little Pixie! Gotta Love her!
"Never thought I had to teach you how to throw a punch. Guess I was wrong about that." -Charlie Swan
"You aren't exactly the best judge to what is or isn't dangerous." -Edward Cullen
"I offered eternal servitude, remember. I'm your slave for life." -Jacob Black
"Why don't you go fetch a space heater or something." -Edward Cullen
"...and now I don't have an excuse to break his face." -Edward Cullen
"I've never been to veterinarian school." -Carlisle Cullen 🤣. The Old Man Cracks Jokes. LOL!
"Anyone who can cuss with that kind of energy is going to recover." -Charlie Swan
"Do I get points for making you cry?" -Jacob Black
"I've choosen my life-now I want to start living it." -Bella Swan
"Fall down again Bella?" -Emmett Cullen
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." -Edward Cullen 😍
"Jacob's little gal pal down with the werewolfs while he was still clueless." -Bella Swan
"He already has a fur coat." -Edward Cullen 🤣
"Bring on the shackels-I'm your prisoner." -Edward Cullen *Huffs* WHAT? Someone Pass Me a Gun I wanna Shoot Bella Before she becomes Bullet proof.
"Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?" -Mike Newton
"Not that it wouldn't be fun to watch his face if Rosalie showed up to help." -Alice Cullen
"Kyptonite doesn't bother me either." -Edward Cullen
"We're a bit sensitive to blood around here I'm shure you can understand that." -Bella Swan
"I'm shocked sheriff. That's a federal crime." -Bella Swan
"You compare one small tree to the entire forest." -Edward Cullen
"You said something about the continental US being allowable." -Edward Cullen
"Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home." -Bella Swan
"Did you run over someones cat?" -Edward Cullen
"Emmett and I were away hunting. Jasper shows up in battle scars, towing this little freak. Who greets them all by name, knows everything about them, and wants to know what room she can move into. When I got home all my things were in the garage." -Edward Cullen
"So lets say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?" -BS "Why is the plane crashing?" -EC "The pilots are passed out drunk." -BS "Easy I'd fly the plane." -EC "Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a death spiral towards the earth." -BS "I'd wait till' we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident, and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history." -EC
"It dosen't count till she's conscious Rose."-Emmett Cullen
"How opposed are you to grand theft auto?"-Alice Cullen
"I've already gone crazy once. I know what my limits are." -Bella Swan
"I suppose if it keeps you sane, it's worth it." -Alice Cullen
"I hate you Jacob Black!" -BS "That's good hate is a passionite emotion." -JB "I'll give you passion, murder, the ultimate crime of passion." -BS
"Hey Bella, is he going to let you practice too?" -EmC "Please, Emmett, don't give her any ideas." -EC
"Do I dazzle you?" -EC "Frequently." -BS
"You aren't concerned about my diet?" -EC "Oh...that." -BS
"You didn't have to break the furniture." -BS
"If you want I'll sigh a contract in my own blood." -BS "Not funny." -EC
"You're such a bad liar that it doesn't really count. Nobody belives you." -EC "I really hope your wrong about that because otherwise Charlie is about to burst though the door with a loaded gun." -BS
" You are the most dangerous creature I've ever met." -EC
"I'd never thought I'd see the day where I'd be willing to take a bet aganst you, Alice, but it has arived." -BS
"If it weren't for the fact that we're natural enemys and that you are also trying to steal away the reason for my exstence, I mite actully like you." -EC "Mabey...If you weren't a discusting vampire who was also planning to suck out the life of the girl I love... well, no, not even then."-JB
LMFAO!!! Twilight is a Good Laugh!!
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