Jokes Only Please !

Hey guys !

After so many heated discussions I thought that we should write some faltu jokes to enlighten every one's mood. I will start with the first one !


Amitabh : Mere paas Facebook hai, Twitter hai, Iphone hai , Blackberry hai , EMail hai .....
Tumahe paas kya hai ?

Shashi : Mere pass KAAM hai !

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(Kaam = Work )

Hey All Members

There are some rules that we ALL must follow.
Please read the rules before posting jokes

Here are the rules.

-No non veg obscene jokes are accepted. No double meaning jokes either.
- No jokes about sardars, biharis, racial or any particular religion allowed
- No blond jokes! (How would you feel if you were laughed at coz of your hair colour??)

No jokes about IF members. No Chatting/Spamming in this section.

No use of foul language/vulgarity

If you haven't noticed, whatever Obscene jokes we've seen have been removed...

Good one Baiju! 😆

I have to wonder sometimes...do you make these up yourself? :O

Originally posted by: Jess.

Good one Baiju! 😆

I have to wonder sometimes...do you make these up yourself? :O

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Kabhi - Kabhi chori bhee karta hoon ! Lekin ekdum faltu wale mere apne hote hain !

(People in my family are really sick of my jokes specially the ☢️ ones because they come from my own personal experience ! Woh toh meri sis mujhe apne favorite jokes nahin marne deti varna !)

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do

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@baijubavra and @DharmeshSir

You guys are hysterical. rofl!!!🤣🤣🤣

Okay so instead of posting a joke I will just post a video:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbCQzjvbYH8[/YOUTUBE]

Okay so I know that everyone has seen that but it is still so funny! The funniest part is how Chatur is so happy with himself! Sorry if you don't know how to speak hindi but it wouldn't be half as funny is I tried to explain it in english!

A must read 😆😆😆

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

Always let your boss have the first say.

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On a funny note,

Another funny one

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."