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Posted: 15 years ago
#21
ANDA toh safed hota hain, safed toh DOODH bhi hota hain. Doodh toh BHAIS deti hain, bhais toh kali hoti hain. Kala toh BENGALI bhi hota hain, Bengali toh PAAN khata hain. Paan toh LAL hota hain, Lal toh GULAB bhi hota hain. Gulab mein toh KAANTE hote hain, Kaante toh MACHLI mein bhi hote hain. Machli toh jal ki RANI hain, ek Rani toh BOLLYWOOD mein bhi hain, Bollywood mein toh AMITABH bhi hain, Amitabh toh LAMBA hain. Lamba toh yeh Message bhi hain, lekin mujhe toh deemag khana tha.....Kha Liya!!!
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Posted: 15 years ago
#22
Ek aur!!

A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody
of their child posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had
brought the child into this world, she should retain custody.
The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of
the story too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued,
'Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes
out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?'
Hai koi jawaab???
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Posted: 15 years ago
#23
**MUST READ**

Recently the father of physics made a visit to earth to watch a movie. He watched a few Indian movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Mithun chakravarthy Newton dada was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:


1) Mithunda has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Our great Mithunda is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Mithunda

2) In one of the movies, Mithunda is confronted with 2 gangsters.
Mithunda has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does.......
He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife.
The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then,
Mithunda utters the following dialogue

"Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".

3) Mithunda is chased by a gangster. Mithunda has a revolvver but he got no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Mithunda opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bulletc ompartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....

4) The heroine is tied to an electric chair and the remote is in the hands of the villain about 100 km away. As usual, the villain confronts the hero saying "Hathiyar phek do warna main yeh remote ka button dabake tumhari
mehbooba ko mar doonga".

The usual fight occurs and just as the hero makes the final blow, the
villain dies but not before he presses than damn button. Now what to do?

Sure enough, there is a horse and the hero jumps on it. Now there is a race: The current in the cable connected to the electric chair is moving fast but our hero and his horse are desparately trying tocatch up.... goes on for a few km and just as the current would hit the chair, the hero jumps from the horse and picks the girl away from the chain and husssshhhh. She is saved . The poor electric current only goes to an empty chair. Climax, taaalian. Hero! Hero!! Hero!!!


This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a Rajnikanth movie for one last time and thought that atleast one movie will follow his theory of physics.

The whole movies goes fine and newton is happy that all in the world hasnt changed. Oops not so fast. The climax finally arrives.Rajni gets to know that the villian is on the the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajni can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajni has to desparalety kill the villian because its the climax Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)..


Rajni suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall ,he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villian is dead.

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Posted: 15 years ago
#24

Originally posted by: Jess.

Guys check out the joke section too!
Lots of good jokes there...and im the mod there 😆


https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/7




Jess ! tu kya hai Yarr ! Tu sab kuch karti hai !

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The joke forum is wonderful ! Thanks for sharing it with us !


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Posted: 15 years ago
#25
Ek sher ne ek buddhe ko pakad liya.
Sher ne kaha "buddhe main tera khun piyunga"
Buddhe ne kaha "Tu kya mera khun piyega? Kisi jwan mard to pakad !!"
Sher ne kaha "Aaj mera COLD DRINK pine ka maan hain"😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkN9VdjgDwM[/YOUTUBE]


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Posted: 15 years ago
#27
sorry if i offend anyone with this. i'm not trying to be racist or something. i'm bengali myself and i found the bengali part funny.
HUM HINDUSTANI
Gujju (Gujarati)
One Gujarati = a share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujaratis = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.

Bengali
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
Bihari
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = caste killing.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna.
Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.
Mallu
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.

UP Bhaiyya
One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.

Andhraite
One Andhraite = chilli farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.

Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.
Tam-Brahm
One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms = maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms = queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
Bombayite
One Bombayite = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Bombayites = film studio.
Three Bombayites = slum
Four Bombayites = the number of people standing on your foot in the train
at rush hour
Sindhi
One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar.
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.
Marwari
One Marwari = the neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta.
Three Marwaris = finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
Four Marwaris = threaten the Jews as a community
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Posted: 15 years ago
#28
^ that's awesome 😆

well I was dying to share a blog with someone, and no haha i'm not advertising, but he's just an amazingly funny blogger. he pokes fun at different regions, but its all fair and fun, he comes in peace.

http://krishashok.wordpress.com/

if you're stressed and in a dire need for a loosening, give him a visit xD as he does his jalsa and shows his jilpa
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Posted: 15 years ago
#29
Ek aur chori kiya hua joke -

agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
TO RUPA KYA PAHENEGE
hain
Edited by baijubavra - 15 years ago

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