Ja tujhko sukhi sansaar mile.....

Originally posted by: shonuu

hi friend...pehchana???? nahi ?? koi baat nahi... i m shonuu.. the same innocent kid who joined this forum 9 months ago ... and learnt all adult rated things from Uttnarn and you wonderfull people... hope this much intro is enough..if someone still dint recognize me. toh go to doctor..you need a check-up... ok i m very upset for vansh's death,,, my wishes are shonu ki duaein leta jaa,,,,,, ja tujhko sukhi sansaar mile...and lots of beautiful gals in swarg i mean on FB....😆

i know i should start with a shlok ..but woh mujha aata nhi toh joke hi sun loh...

ok once there was village where super silly community used to live.. the main issue there was another community..and that was mosquito community... once the mosquitoes attacked the village and the silly villagers took all manly weapons like dadas,hathoras, talwars etc..and attacked mosquitoes... tries hard hard hard...no use .... but then kismat ne karwat li and a man saw a mosquito sitting on the forehead of governer of the village (pind da chowhdary) aimed and thaaaaa he fired his hathora on his forehead.... next morning someone asked that person what happened last night?? he replied nothing the score was equal .. ek humara aadmi mara ek unka.....

ok if you think i have gone nuts then please hold on.. i refered this joke to ichha who just wanna equal the score like mera pati mara toh tera bhi mare ga.😆 may be there is some hidden agenda of ichha.. i mean she is officially a widow now.. so she thought tapu bhi widvah ho jae to dono hamsha ke liye papa ke ghar chali jaein gi.. and will live a happy life ever after... see friend there is a moral for us.. never chalage God's principals... but we did it.. we always cursed ichha for not using her brain but see she used and what a crap use of brain...
but whatever is the reason finally first time we got to see a sensible person in uttaran and that is policemen uncle... hope they wont make bakra of him... and the way he was checking tapu out,,it seems he is also some purana ashiq of tapu..... and when he came i said le ja veer ko is devil bohat door le ja,, and you can see how relaxed veer was??he must be thinking the same.. 😆

and our James Cameron (sid) deserves oscar for his latest movie.."tapasya the secret killer" jo bhi kaho tapu ke dhoke ki waja se sid finally got something exciting to do in his life like film making.... now he can make a career out of it.. just make videos sit at your place and blackmail...
ok as i predicted before that now tapu will brainwash mai. and as ichha was just a lollipop for her son... he asked for her and mai bought him a lollipop yeh lo beta chuuso..... so its time for grand exit of ichha from her sasural.....but for mai 's brain wash tapu needs to remove her wig first... by the way have seen mai's wig??? tell her plss that her son has expired she is not endorsing garnier fruictis long and strong here .... BTW this wig makes her look like an aatma all she needs is a candle in her hands...

ok, in future, if ichha allowed to saty at b-house then chanda will be her best buddy and the title of this jodi will be "2 widhva,kismat ki kathputilian"...and taps will help veer's exit from jail and then both tapu-veer will live happily with their 7 children, and then there will be an announcement by government..that whoever will have 8 children,,,will be awarded... veer listens and asks tapu that he has a son from ichha too...with which their score of 8 can be attained if she dont mind can he bring that baby to their home....tapu agrees for the prize money only... veer goes and bring that baby home and sees tapu sitting and crying alone... veers asks hey what happened where are the rest seven kids???
tapu: tum akele nhi ho jisne woh announcement suni.... humare bachon ko unke asli baap le gaye veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...😆

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Originally posted by: SRKLuvr

brilliant ji its brilliant but can u enlighten me on the last bit? i didnt get the joke sorry😊

Originally posted by: shonuu

hi friend...pehchana???? nahi ?? koi baat nahi... i m shonuu.. the same innocent kid who joined this forum 9 months ago ... and learnt all adult rated things from Uttnarn and you wonderfull people... hope this much intro is enough..if someone still dint recognize me. toh go to doctor..you need a check-up... ok i m very upset for vansh's death,,, my wishes are shonu ki duaein leta jaa,,,,,, ja tujhko sukhi sansaar mile...and lots of beautiful gals in swarg i mean on FB....😆
[ab aapko jalan kyo hho rahi hai😳.if u write on his wall na😉 ..mayb he will reply to u also...plus wat do u expect that he shud also cry with us...😆.....i will send the link to him ..this is too good]

i know i should start with a shlok ..but woh mujha aata nhi toh joke hi sun loh...

ok once there was village where super silly community used to live.. the main issue there was another community..and that was mosquito community... once the mosquitoes attacked the village and the silly villagers took all manly weapons like dadas,hathoras, talwars etc..and attacked mosquitoes... tries hard hard hard...no use .... but then kismat ne karwat li and a man saw a mosquito sitting on the forehead of governer of the village (pind da chowhdary) aimed and thaaaaa he fired his hathora on his forehead.... next morning someone asked that person what happened last night?? he replied nothing the score was equal .. ek humara aadmi mara ek unka.....

really ha ye cvs bhi bas had karte hai.........😆

ok if you think i have gone nuts then please hold on.. i refered this joke to ichha who just wanna equal the score like mera pati mara toh tera bhi mare ga.😆 may be there is some hidden agenda of ichha.. i mean she is officially a widow now.. so she thought tapu bhi widvah ho jae to dono hamsha ke liye papa ke ghar chali jaein gi.. and will live a happy life ever after... see friend there is a moral for us.. never chalage God's principals... but we did it.. we always cursed ichha for not using her brain but see she used and what a crap use of brain...
but whatever is the reason finally first time we got to see a sensible person in uttaran and that is policemen uncle... hope they wont make bakra of him... and the way he was checking tapu out,,it seems he is also some purana ashiq of tapu..... and when he came i said le ja veer ko is devil bohat door le ja,, and you can see how relaxed veer was??he must be thinking the same.. 😆

and our James Cameron (sid) deserves oscar for his latest movie.."tapasya the secret killer" jo bhi kaho tapu ke dhoke ki waja se sid finally got something exciting to do in his life like film making.... now he can make a career out of it.. just make videos sit at your place and blackmail...

sachmuch shonnu ji aapke pair kaha hai....choo loo tere pairo ko choo loo..hai chune ka mausam....kaha Sid the Chuha ..aur kaha Jmaes Cameron😆
😆ok as i predicted before that now tapu will brainwash mai. and as ichha was just a lollipop for her son... he asked for her and mai bought him a lollipop yeh lo beta chuuso..... so its time for grand exit of ichha from her sasural.....but for mai 's brain wash tapu needs to remove her wig first... by the way have seen mai's wig??? tell her plss that her son has expired she is not endorsing garnier fruictis long and strong here .... BTW this wig makes her look like an aatma all she needs is a candle in her hands...

omg mei bhi yehi soch rai thi....hai ki idea hai shonnu ji😆😆
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ok, in future, if ichha allowed to saty at b-house then chanda will be her best buddy and the title of this jodi will be "2 widhva,kismat ki kathputilian"...and taps will help veer's exit from jail and then both tapu-veer will live happily with their 7 children, and then there will be an announcement by government..that whoever will have 8 children,,,will be awarded... veer listens and asks tapu that he has a son from ichha too...with which their score of 8 can be attained if she dont mind can he bring that baby to their home....tapu agrees for the prize money only... veer goes and bring that baby home and sees tapu sitting and crying alone... veers asks hey what happened where are the rest seven kids???
tapu: tum akele nhi ho jisne woh announcement suni.... humare bachon ko unke asli baap le gaye veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...😆


1 question 7 bachche paiada karke tappu ka figure kitna kharab lagta hoga ..moti si ajeeb si🤣😈
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