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Kool reporting from base ...............The Pyasi Atma cut down to size in PR š .
But first things first . And lets begin with BUNFACe .
Bunface was fighting with Varsha in the kitchen . She crossed her plump arms and started lamenting her fate with a stubborn , fighter-cock expression on her face . [ This is her fav pose it seems] . You have made my son your slave , she said angrily . I know ur tactics . He is not my Beta anymore neither is he Urmila's brother . He is now only your husband . Stay here , Stay here as much as u like Maharani . I will only go . This and That .
But Im innocent Aai said Varsha , pained . Trust me I never wanted to come between u and Satish .
Humph . You ALREADY have come .Said Bunface like a spoilt , unrelenting child and walked off .
Guys Im very very interested in knowing MOHANRAO's POV of this . The sweet dear has run away somewere it seems , terrified of facing Bunface alone in the bedroom and hearing her air her views on how BAHUs steal BETAS . It sends him on a nostalgic guilt trip of his moments as a BETA when he remembers the moments where he THREW his mom out of his life and shifted in this palatial flat only coz BUnface put her hands on her hips and tapped her foot with raised eyebrows . Guys I think Mohanrao MUST enter the scene to remind Bunface publicly that even she was a BAHU once and he too was a BETA . That wud SHUT her up .
Miss Shakkar and Zimmedari Baba Had gone to the Gunda's door to get royally insulted like dogs for the umpteenth time purely to fulfil their Zimmedari of Inviting her for Shravni's baby shower , inspite of the existence of an instrument called the telephone , which can minimize these insults and accomplish the" ugly duty must be done' purpose too . Insults have become a way of their life and the hides of this Virgin Duo is marvelled at even by scientists who watch PR .They r convinced it does NOT belong to a rhino or even a Hippo but is UNIQUE . Of course the Gunda grabbed the opportunity to squash them like bed bugs by .........
1] royally insulting Vandu in front of them and telling her VERY RUDELY not to waste time in FAALTU talk but to GO and clean HER BEDROOM if the kITCHEN WORK was over
2] Not offering them ANYTHING TO EAT OR DRINK AS USUAL [ I cant believe these idiots travel in trains simply to take this treatmen........of standing near the door as if some servants have come to seek employment and r gauging the moods of the master]
3] Rubbing it in Zimmedari Baba's face that he was shamelessly going around with his FIRST bIWI to invite people for his second biwi's GOD BHARAAI [ I enjoyed this one . Someone Had to say this and creatives used a negative character to mouth these words . Zimmedari Baba's face is a MUST SEE at this moment .šš}
4] Rubbing it in Miss Shakkar's face when she tried to be a little smart and told her to take care of herself instead of lambasting her sister that she wud iNDEED come to the GOdbharaai [ Oh dear God !] as it was the babyshower of HER OWN REAL BAHU's STEP SISTER IN LAW ........meaning that Archna had no status in the GODBHRAAI .[ The Gunda sure knows how to hurt where it hits .Miss Shakkar's face was worth seeing . Well , The Gunda is a nasty piece of goods but Miss Shakkar invited it when she opted to go there to invite Her .]
5] Tearing Varsha's character to shreds in front of Miss Shakkar , unrepentantly and boldly , saying she chose to believe SLeazy Ashwin's version . š Bad , Hateful Gunda ! Kabhi Sudhregi nahi . We don't need a Sadhubaba to confirm what her last birth was .........we all know that she was a vicious , poisonous scorpion .
Zimmedari Baba tried to valiantly defend Varsha . She was NIRDOSH then and is NIRDOSH now , he said firmly . Regarding the humiliating way HIS sister was being treated right under his zImmedar nose , he cudn't say a THING as THAT WAS PRECISELY THE WAY HIS MOM HAD TREATED ARCHNA TOO . He cudn't do a THing THEN and He cudn't do a thing NOW .
Shareef Manju is not so shareef when it comes to accepting FAIR BLAME Regarding her scorpio Mom . She throws aside her mask of Shareef Bahu and becomes pretty aggressive and UNFAIr with her sasuralwallahs . She was Shareef upto the point of serving tea in a tray to her sasuralwallahs outside in the verandah BUT ONLY THAT MUCH . When CHubby Face today Bluntly [ and finally !!!] told her that Her MOM was TOO MUCH and was messing up her daughters lives , Manju became downright BITCHY and retorted by saying that irrespective of WHY her mom said it , the fact remained that THER DAUGHTER HAD A PAST and that there WAS A GRAIN OF TRUTH in her MOM"S WORDS . [ This was to rub salt in Chubby Face's Chubby , Shocked CHEST which is very EMOTIONAL regarding her DEVI daughters .}
Dont Tell me that , fought asthmatic Chubby back today . Yeah , Dont even get me STARTED . What lame excuse Ur giving that ur mom is friends with Varsha's Saas . U know and I know exactly what a nasty piece of goods she is .She wanted to do this on the wedding day itself , u urself saw it . Just stop defending her OK .
Manju flounced off in seething anger . Ok I take a moment here to request creatives to give this character some STRONG poetic justice tO cut her down to size coz her unrepentant behaviour of ULTA CHOR KOTWAAL KO DAATE gets on my nerves .Besides this is the character that has gone SCOT FREE , even her nasty mom is being secretly robbed by her own son so that she becomes a BHIKAARI in the future . DO SOMETHING ABOUT MANJU CREATIVES ....PLZ . She destroyed the ARMAN marraige and is NO LESS .
But the CREAM SCENE was the SHRAVNI scene .
The Pyasi Atma was resting on the divan in the outer room when Miss Shakkar returned with Zimmedari Baba . Hearing their voices , The Pyasi Atma got up mechanically coz even in her sleep she is alert about THOSE TWO .š Miss Shakkar announced that she had invited ALL the chawl cats ........Laxmi , Bimla , Shimla , Jhimla . Hearing this , The Pyasi Atma got MAHA irritated as she is NOT interested in hobnobbing with the chawl cats , whom she clearly considers BELOW her STATUS . Uh OH . The Pyasi Atma guys , is clearly showing that she is a STATUS CONSCIOUS PERSON [ comment on Manavs garage , now THIS ] .............the future track seems to be the divorce and then cLASHES between Manav Shravni due to this ATTITUDE of HERS . UH OH , OH DEAR .
Who told u to invite them , ha ?she asked Miss Shakkar directly , with solidddd Fighter - cock expression in her eyes .
What do u mean Shravni , asked Miss Shakkar dumbly as usual , not sensing that she is gearing up for a MAHA fight .
Sober Damo told the Pyasi Atma that it was necessary to develop social contacts where one lived so that life becomes EASIER for them . The Pyasi Atma looked thoroughly unconvinced as she has NO SUCH INTENTIONS OF cONTINUING To LIVE THERE FOR A LIFETIME . She is gonna ask her Daddy to gift her a FLAT in marraige and drag Zimmedari Baba there whether he wants it or not . And yeah , that GARAGE too .
Then she saw that all the Deshmukhs were gathered around Miss Shakkar , happily , hugging her and all , and that MIss Shakkar was IN CHARGE like a Bahu of this function . That was the last straw and the PYASI ATMA snapped .
I don't want this damned God Bharaai ......she snapped , standing up .
Why ? Asked Savita .
Coz if Archna is gonna be a part of it , I JUST DONT WANT IT , thats why ........she answered saas back FIRMLY .[ Uh Oh for SAvita in future .So much for the choice of Pavitra Bachcha over Archna , Lady ] .
But what has she done to u , ha ? Gimme ONe GOOD REASON ...........Then Ill agree , but GIMME oNe GOOD REASON ..............
I DONT NEED TO ...........said Shravni to her saas , unperturbed and even more FIRMLY . IT is MY GOD BHARAAAI and I GET to DECIDE wHO I want in it and DONT . And I dont want ARChna , sO SIMPLE . [ These points are IRREFUTABLE , much as we HATE them . And JUST SEE THe WAY she told her SAas I DONT NEED TO EXPLAIN each time . WOMAN POWER AT LAST , bUT UNFORTUNATELY IN A NEGATIVE CHARACTER AS USUAL .PATHETIC CREATIVES .}
If u cancel it is ASHUBH for the baby .........said her shaken SAAS , unused to such backanswers , only a nodding son and a sugary elder bahu who even pees at her bidding .
Really ? Asked Shravni , still unperturbed with this emotional blackmail . Then u must insist on this GOdbharaai by throwing Archu OUt as UR grandson shud be UR priority . Surely ur not gonna cancel something that proves Ashubh for ur grandson just for this Archna ? [ Meaning I will NOT change my decision ..this is upto U . Wow , what a tough Gal .Unfortunately she will use toughness in wrong things .She shud use it to tackle the Gunda on the marital rape issue as Vandus BHABHI]
You are talking too much today said a stunned Zimmedari Baba . [ I agree .But U never said this to ur MUM even once .]
Please Stay out of this ......said the Pyasi Atma without mincing words . This is MY matter and I dont need U to tell me what to do and what NOT to do . Just be quiet Ok . [ OMG . I mean OMG . Not the type to worship hubbies blindly , this gal . Zimmedari Baba's zimmedari is gonna SIT on his dutiful head and grind peppercorns on it with full force . BEWARE ZB .}
Miss Shakkar of course started placating her . Shravni Shravni , Ill do what u want ok ?U calm down ok ? You dont want me to participate in ur Godbharaai na ? I wont .Tomorrow morning Ill leave the house ok ? But till then let me finish some works regarding ur God bHaraai , ok ?Ha Shravni ?Plz Shravni ?can I do the works with ur permission ? [ I cannot believe this lady .After tHIS MUCH INSULT she still wants to do some WORKS regarding the GOD BHARAAI and THEN GO . I know Shravni is being DOWNRIGHT MEAN but does Archna have NO SELF RESPECT ? Creatives , PLZ ! There is such a thing as having PITY on us viewers ? Ha ?]
'' Archna wont go anywhere ' said a voice from behind . It was Meduvada . He had listened to this full tamasha it seems and was aghast at his daughter's manners .He also seemed to feel sorry for Miss Shakkar .
Ok guys ...........didnt i tell u that the Meduvada was not THAT bad after all ? Always ?U guys chose to believe Shravni was the Pyasi Atm,a and He was the cOunt Dracula...........well , Count Dracula has cut down the Pyasi Atma to size . And Remember ..........it is ONLY Count Dracula who can cut his own down to size . This means , in future we know what Shravni's nemesis will be .Her own Dad. Aha ! Muvaaa to creative team for delivering exactly what Kools wanted for sooooo long .
Interesting points :
Manohar looked constipated when Chubby declared she willl GO to Shravni's god bharaai inspite of being uninvited .His Smile vanished . Hahaha . He hates these tamashas that follow his Devi wife .
Vinod held Vaishu lovingly in a brotherly way in the verandah ..............sweet to see .
Educated Vandu is following her uneducated bhabhi's footsteps of working in the house like a SERVANT ........Archu had nOTHING to say on this as obviously she feels its pERFECTLY OK as she herself did it
Archu seems more interested in the Baby shower and NOT in Vandu.........she shud have more feelings for Vandu and not for Shravni
What about Vandu's bruises ? Kuch Hungama hoga ki nahi ?
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Kools signing off for the day ........Enjoy .
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