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Rajesh

@set_raj

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Posted: 15 years ago

From Chacha's News Desk...Abh Tak..24th Aprilwa😉

Dekho bhai, hum chacha bol rahe hain..aaj se humara news deskwa shuru ho raha hai..hum aapko har din nayi taazi khabar diya karoonga...Hamare Purohit ki aur hamri laadli Chutki maaf karna Choti Bahu...

Kal aapne Halwaai maaf karna phir se bhool mein mistake huyi gawa..yeh sab Raj ki wajah se..oo sabka naam deta hai..acha haj hamra naam nahi rakha hai..humkoo usse thoda darr lagta hai..Yeh ander ki baat hai..😉 Haan toh aage ka samachar suniye naa...😳

Yeh Mahant toh sach mein khud hi confused lag raha tha...hamne samjha ki apni Mrinu dahling ka adhura sapna aaj sach hoga, lekin Mahant ne iss bechari ..''Nayan Matkaasan'' Baby Ramdevi ke sapnon mein ghaaslate (Kerosene) daalkar uske Armanon ki Daal fry kar di..😛😉bhai humko toh maza aa gaya..Umeed hai aap logon ko bhi aaya hoga..

Haan toh yeh Mahant ke ooper public ka pressure aa gaya toh kissi Dal Badloo Neta ki tarah apna faisla change kar diya..burbakk kahin kaa..😛😉baad mein Gupt samacharon se pata chala ki uske pet mein chuhe Free style wrestling kar rahe the aur pass ke Gaon ke mukhiya jee ne Gadhon ki race karwaayi thi aur usmein wholesale mein buffet party bhi thi...isliye mahant jee jaldi bhaag gaye..😉..

Hamara agla mukhya samachar..😉

Pata chala hai ki Vrindavan mein CB ki daadi amma per bhayanak hamla hua hai..lekin praapt samachar se bhi tak pata nahi chal saka ki yeh bheeshan hamla kisne karwaaya hai..amma bechari ki buri tarah se band baji hui hai..jagah jagah se unke badan se khoon ki pichkaariyan nikal rahi hai..aur woh bade besure swar mein dheengen maar maar kar ro rahi hai...unke rone ki aaawaz se aas pados ke gaon ke Gadhe unke ghar ke bahar jamaa ho gaye hai..😉😛 kyunki amma jee unke Patent aawaz mein ro rahi hai..isliye Gadhon ne hungama kar rakha hai..ki unke patent ki sare aam copyright violation ho rahi hai...umeed hai sarkar kuch na kuch kadam legi jaldi...😳

Abh Manoranjan aur romance ke Samachar...😳

Abhi abhi hamein khabar mili hai ki CB aur RP jee ke prem zoron per hai..donon apne kamre mein bandh hai aur RP..jee apne ghutnon per baithe dekhe gaye hai..(Arre yeh kya Bhatije?..ghutne per baithkar kya CB ke sandal nikaal rahe ho yah Gobi ke phool se unke pet per gudgudi kar rahe ho?..aur yeh kya kabhi shoulder per kabhi haathon per kiss kar rahe ho? na jaane kab akal aayegi tumhein?..pata nahi sahi jagah per kiss karna seekhoge?..USA se kya yehi seekh aaye ho?..tumse toh hum ache jo shaadi ke 5 mahine mein humne Arjun jaisi defective dye bana di....😆..

Hamare aaj ke samachar yahin samaapt hote hain..kal fir aap logon se Mukalaat hogi..sorry Mulakat hogi..yeh Raj ki wajah se hum logon ki zubaan slip ho jaati hai..

Agar aapko hamra samachar pasand aaya ho toh kripa hamein likhen..taaki hum daily aap logon ko nayi taazi khabrein de saken....😊

Apne Vichaar hamine yahin bhejen..jaldi ..

Namaskar..

Aapke apne pyaar Chacha ki News Desk se...😛😉

Your views, opinions, brickbats...please post here..😃

Set_raj...😉😉

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@radev_66

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Posted: 15 years ago

this is hilarious st_raj........🤣

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Rajesh

@set_raj

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: radev_66
this is hilarious st_raj........🤣

thanks a lot radev_66...this is in hindi as chachu cannot speak englishwaa..😆

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abhilasha_dream

@abhilasha_dream

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Posted: 15 years ago

raj u r too good... this is hilarious 🤣

Chacha ji aap apna News Desk chaloo rakhiye. Hum jarror padhenge, specially kal ka news desk to bahut hi mazedaar hoga kyunki Aapko apne laadle Pote, Dev ne aaj jo sharaart ki hai, usse to aap bahut hi khus honge, balki mujhe to lagta hai ki kal aapko sirf news desk hi nahi balki Mithaayi bhi laani chahiye 🤣🤣

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Rajesh

@set_raj

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: abhilasha_dream
raj u r too good... this is hilarious 🤣

Chacha ji aap apna News Desk chaloo rakhiye. Hum jarror padhenge, specially kal ka news desk to bahut hi mazedaar hoga kyunki Aapko apne laadle Pote, Dev ne aaj jo sharaart ki hai, usse to aap bahut hi khus honge, balki mujhe to lagta hai ki kal aapko sirf news desk hi nahi balki Mithaayi bhi laani chahiye 🤣🤣

Abhilasha thanks a lot...😊

Achaa jee toh aapko hamra newswaa Abh tak..pasand aaya naa...toh fir theek hai aap public ki demand per hamra channelwaa zaroor aapko roz news sunaayega...

Arre aise kaise hum mithaai khilaayen?..hamri toh Lutiyaa hi dubho di Raj Purohit Dev 😊ne..abh dekho na yeh kya gul khila diya..hamre Arjanwa ka toh Purohit ki gaddhi per baithne ka ticket hi cut gaya naa....abh toh Dev ka beta waaris hoga..😛aur aap humko kahti hain mithaai laane ke liye..hum toh sochte hain ki expire date ka zeher kahin se mil jaaye..😛

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abhilasha_dream

@abhilasha_dream

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: set_raj
Abhilasha thanks a lot...😊

Achaa jee toh aapko hamra newswaa Abh tak..pasand aaya naa...toh fir theek hai aap public ki demand per hamra channelwaa zaroor aapko roz news sunaayega...

Arre aise kaise hum mithaai khilaayen?..hamri toh Lutiyaa hi dubho di Raj Purohit Dev 😊ne..abh dekho na yeh kya gul khila diya..hamre Arjanwa ka toh Purohit ki gaddhi per baithne ka ticket hi cut gaya naa....abh toh Dev ka beta waaris hoga..😛aur aap humko kahti hain mithaai laane ke liye..hum toh sochte hain ki expire date ka zeher kahin se mil jaaye..😛

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Chacha ji hum aapka dukh samjhthe hain, par aap ye bhi o samjho jo kaam aaj-tak aapka Bhudwak baita, Arjunwa, Mrinalini ke saath itne saalon se na kar payaa wo aapke bhatije ne apni biwi ke saath kar diya 😊

Aapka to naam hi roshan kiya na, kyunki ee sab ideas to ooko aapke Bade Bhai yaani apne Pita se to sikhne na mila hoga na, aap hi to honge uske GURU dev, kyunki aap apne Bhudwak Baite ko itna samjahte hai, aisan - aisan ideas dete hain magar Bhudwak kuch anjaam hi nahi de pataa aur aapki Shardiggi badnaam kar raha hai..😃

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Rajesh

@set_raj

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: abhilasha_dream

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Chacha ji hum aapka dukh samjhthe hain, par aap ye bhi o samjho jo kaam aaj-tak aapka Bhudwak baita, Arjunwa, Mrinalini ke saath itne saalon se na kar payaa wo aapke bhatije ne apni biwi ke saath kar diya 😊

Aapka to naam hi roshan kiya na, kyunki ee sab ideas to ooko aapke Bade Bhai yaani apne Pita se to sikhne na mila hoga na, aap hi to honge uske GURU dev, kyunki aap apne Bhudwak Baite ko itna samjahte hai, aisan - aisan ideas dete hain magar Bhudwak kuch anjaam hi nahi de pataa aur aapki Shardiggi badnaam kar raha hai..😃

Arre isliye toh humne Dev bitwaa se kaha jab humri shaadi hui thi toh humne paanch mehine mein Arjun jaisi defective copy mili iska matlab iss humri santan nahi hai...yeh aaj hamri zubaan se jab nikla toh khayaal aaya..ki ei kaa...? hum toh thug liye gaye beech bazar maan...

Hum tab hi sochen ki ei buddhu kaise hua hai..hamra jaisa esmaart kyun nahi hai..😉

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ainee

@littlekitty

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Posted: 15 years ago

thanks a lot for starting this....

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Rajesh

@set_raj

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: littlekitty
thanks a lot for starting this....

you are most welcome littlekitty...

Will post about last night's episode in a while..😊

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Putija

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Ab samaj me aya 5mahine ka defective copy hai is liye age nahi ja pa raha hai itni jaldi kya thi duniya me aane ki baki sab kaam peeche ja rahe hai. Agle samachar ke intejaar me😆

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